any pronouns, but pick one and stick with itlargely fandom stuff- i make fanart but maybe one day i will actually try writingyou can look at me on pinterest as well under the same username
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NEVERMIND WHAT THE FUCK

i thought the jokes about the names this guy calls people were tangential to his personality, not LITERAL. i tolerated maximillian because he was clearly a dumbass who was doing his best to express his gratitude to me. but this guy should be smarter than to flirt with my client in from of me and the rest of the court and also everyone who i presume is here to ogle at the prettyboy phantom theif. can he not make an even bigger joke out of this trial im already being driven insane by everyone else here
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he's here to flirt with my client in front of his wife AGAIN

i thought the jokes about the names this guy calls people were tangential to his personality, not LITERAL. i tolerated maximillian because he was clearly a dumbass who was doing his best to express his gratitude to me. but this guy should be smarter than to flirt with my client in from of me and the rest of the court and also everyone who i presume is here to ogle at the prettyboy phantom theif. can he not make an even bigger joke out of this trial im already being driven insane by everyone else here
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i thought the jokes about the names this guy calls people were tangential to his personality, not LITERAL. i tolerated maximillian because he was clearly a dumbass who was doing his best to express his gratitude to me. but this guy should be smarter than to flirt with my client in from of me and the rest of the court and also everyone who i presume is here to ogle at the prettyboy phantom theif. can he not make an even bigger joke out of this trial im already being driven insane by everyone else here
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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you know you've fucked up when you can hear your family waking up
ok i had 30 straight hours of bed and ao3 i think that's enough for a few days
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hmmmmn maybe i have lied
ok i had 30 straight hours of bed and ao3 i think that's enough for a few days
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Spinning!!!!!!!
All these guys are from anarchy rainbow live, squid sisters are from Now or Never live
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you will never believe it. i watched an alfred hitchcock movie and it was genuinely scary. nearly made me shit myself. you hate it when a classic is a classic for a reason
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Rina spin but she gets increasingly faster
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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
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Trump appears to have made the military decision without consulting Congress, which (under Article I of the Constitution) has warmaking powers.
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days 8 of drawing a pokemon on pictures of my city

the person is ok with this picture btw
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i don't get recurring dreams a lot, but when they do they are just the most frustrating ones. i keep having to go through like a modern retelling of the odyssey in a theme park where i am trying to get a slice of cheesecake. and i wake up and i still do not have cheesecake
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