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The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them
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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan
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So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

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Been spending time getting my room cleaned and decorated 💜
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they should invent a 2025 where good things happen
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it makes me so furious when i want to know about a specific ass species of animal and theres only like 6 existing photos of it. like im actually going to pass away if humanity as a whole doesnt release more pied butterfly bat images
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me in the coal mine: oh no i lost my canary because it's so dark in here and i can't hear her singing :( i better light a match so i can find my little songbird!
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