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Petition to call your clone "The bitch" -Dr. Martha Vasquez Wane

I totally agree, but can’t help wondering what he’s done to get this kind of reaction from YOU?

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I too discourage other people drinking unknown chemicals of dubious origins. My metabolism and magical prowess make it far safer for me. As for the effects? There was about a millisecond before I went unconscious that I could walk and breathe through time and space… also it made my pee turn green but that’s not too unique for chemicals found in Gotham.

So we may need to retire the bit where I drink strange chemicals I find around Gotham. I’m pretty sure I was just omnipotent for a minute but it also showed me my greatest fears and I think maybe my inevitable death?

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So we may need to retire the bit where I drink strange chemicals I find around Gotham. I’m pretty sure I was just omnipotent for a minute but it also showed me my greatest fears and I think maybe my inevitable death?

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tim drake explaining why he should be robin:

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So today started off weird. Got a knock on my door from a dead woman. Turns out the dead Robin has been Red Hood all along. That’s crazy. Anyways, she paid me twenty bucks, some brass knuckles, and a red hood costume to take her place at dinner with Batman so I totally did. The suit is legit. Gonna send it to my tailor with some notes for my next one.

Oh! She also let me know that I have made just… So many enemies apparently, and that my attempts to win over Red Claw have not in fact been working. Apparently she’s gonna use my head as a trophy to woo an Amazon, and honestly I’m flattered. If I thought I stood a chance, I’d probably steal her girl to give her a reason for all the hate.

Speaking of unwarranted hate, Red Hood also clued me in that Livewire thinks I stole her shtick, and that my fan blog has garnered me a stalker. Killer Frost is like… totally obsessed with me. She even left me a love letter. 💌 ❄️🧊

So now I not only have to worry about Ninjas and assassins, I’ve got two very pretty dangerous meta humans out to get me. One of whom actually fights speedsters so I may want to smooth that over sooner rather than later.

Anyways, I get all suited up for this Batman dinner and he doesn’t even show. We find out the NEW Robin has been kidnapped by Joker but Batman is busy with Bane.

We know the location so I head over there. The group was given a plane but take offs and landings take time and there’s no time for all that.

I get there first (obviously) and sure enough the Joker is full on looney tunes. She’s about to maim and slaughter this kid and she fully thinks he’s her dead son. (Apparently this happened with other Robin as well.)

Well I’ve been told time and again “the joker is dangerous” and “call for backup” but nobody else was there and my new idiot friend was in danger and the psycho had a bone saw. So screw Batman, I was gonna get in there. She’s not too perceptive so I was able to take all the knives, saws, cutty, and stabby things in the building and dump them in a vat of acid. So maybe I didn’t singlehandedly save the day but I at least kept him from getting his wings clipped.

It was about that time the others finally showed up. Loudly. So it was also that time that the Joker pulled a gun on me and I decided it was time to start making some more serious moves. I untied Robin and moved him waaaaayyy out of the danger zone. But close enough to keep an eye on.

Maqueshift just went straight in there like a mad woman and fist fought the psycho. The mannequin and a new nightwing? (Some kind of batman related perdon) helped out too but it was overshadowed by our unhinged lantern friend attacking The Joker with glowing clones of her dead son.

Dracula called her out and was promptly attacked by a terrifying psycho in an owl mask who apparently was the dead son, but not dead, and grown up. Superman showed up about this time and made light work of the situation. We got Robin to a hospital. The Joker and the owl dude got put in a secure jail and The Green Arrow wants to “talk”. I’m probably about to get hit with a restraining order or a cease and desist.

Oh! And there was just… SO MUCH fear toxin. But Batman said he’d handle it. He was lookin… pretty rough… so I found out that he’s not a hugger.

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Ready to get your back blown out by Bane?

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I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

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We will have a welcome party for you and your friends- Queen of Santa Prisca

I was gonna ask if it was an open invite for the team, glad that’s the case because I’m pretty sure they were gonna come along anyway.

Should I bring anything for the party?

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I should probably be more wary about which ominous invitations I accept, but life wouldn’t be nearly as interesting if I did.

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Gothamites waking up to the loud ass Batmobile racing down the street at 3 am bc the local murder clown thought it would be funny to try something

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Hey Blitz, how dose it feel to know your the second most followed speedster on TikTok? - Impulsive speedster

Honestly it feels pretty good! I’m grateful for each and every follower. Without them who knows what I’d have to resort to for income.

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Hey Blitz! Big fan seriously! We should do a charity race like Superman and flash did- Capitan M.

Omg! Same! Just name the time and place and a charity of your choice.

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If you googled it speedster maybe you should come down, Santa Prisca is beautiful this time of year, I promise you won't leave with a broken back- Queen of Santa Prisca

My head says this is an awful idea, but my heart says I have a passport and should probably make sure I get my use of it before it expires.

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Oh poor Blitz couldn't be the first time you've had to rip off someone's shtick with this week in Gotham could it? -Alice

I was ASKED to do This Week in Gotham.

I will not be lectured on ripping people off by someone who stole their identity from a Lewis Carroll story.

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So I just heard that Robin died? That's crazy. I was just talking with him the other day.

R.I.P birdman

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This Week in Gotham

Okay Y'all. I'm not sure when the last one of these things was done but with Robin being a weenie about it, it's up to me. So we're just gonna start with Friday October 30th.

10/30: The reason Robin feels weird reporting this week is because he got kidnapped. Joker snatched his ass right off the street! It's fine thought because I (with the help of Superman and the Street Side Supers(we're changing that name when we come up with a better one.)) saved him before anything too bad could happen. Other things of note would be Superman showing up in Gotham, and Bane found looking roughed up in the harbor. (Were the two events related? I can confirm. Yes.)

10/31: Halloweeeen! District Attorney Harvey Dent was released from the hospital finally. He's... looking a little rough.

11/1: A break from the sad news, Enchantress was spotted holding hands in the center of Gotham with Waylon jones. Rehabilitation works y'all.

11/2: Black Bat and Spoiler spotted on Gotham rooftop cuddling. Could this be the first glimpse of a new super powered power couple?

11/3: Nightwing is back! If you're doing crimes in Bludhaven, I'd suggest you stop if you value your bones.

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There may not have been a screen time limit on robin before, however there is now- Agent PW