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"she would not fucking say that" @ every post about akemi homura
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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
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during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough
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how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other
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wachin porno and some bitch with a deathly hallow's tattoo is gettin dp'd by some trannies, call that reparations
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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just rolled a joint in traffic, and i’m a GIRL!!!
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