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Get a job? The thing that killed Jonathan Sims?

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shoutout to my homie who reacts to everything posted in 5.2 seconds, love you homie, miss you dawg 🙌 :D

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be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

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rip magnus archives crew but I'm built different. if my boss was literally all-knowing and couldn't fire me, I'd be in his office all day asking him questions about everything. I wouldn't use google anymore. I'd be like "what's the rarest kind of tree frog" and he'd be like "shut up please shut up" but he'd tell me the answer every time.

and then I'd go home and immediately call him and be like "hey elias I forgot what time I put the burekas in the oven, how much longer should I leave them in"

and he'd be like "I hate you so much. you put them in 12:42. they should come out at 1:12"

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yall I went to wizard camp its chill now

no amount of doomed little Greek boys and badass vampire women and cute little animes can help me whaaaaat da fuuuuuucckkkkk

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FUCKING FINALLY

I FOUND A BOOK THATS ITCHING THE SONG OF ACHILLIES PART OF MY BRAIN THANK YOU APHRODITE AND ANY OTHER GOD THAT WILL LISTEN HOLLYYYY SWEEEEEEEET FUCK

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no amount of doomed little Greek boys and badass vampire women and cute little animes can help me whaaaaat da fuuuuuucckkkkk

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realizing one of your friends discovered your Tumblr is equally as terrifying as it is awesome- like hello pookie- how're you? what???

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gang my boss just told me not to refer to the dish pit as the pit bc its disrespectful and then called it the pit 20 min later

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its been multiple days and I'm still thinking about that seen with kev where he's laying in his bed and then moves his leg and he's just fucking laying there and Ian just hesitates because- I mean- but like BRO I WANT TO BE THAT COMFY I WANT TO SPRAWL OUT ON MY BED AND LOOK LIKE THAT FUUUUCK

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STARTED WATCHING SHAMELESS AND HOLY SHIIIITTTTTTT

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season two John where everything is the same but martin introduces John to weed during that seen at the end of season 1 where John asks him if he's a ghost. Supplemental, I have smoked 4000 joints and am now seeing everything, oh and that martin guy is kinda cute. fuck him. anyway I was in the tunnels when-

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I’m either the pimp or the boy toy and no one knows which

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I DONT WANT TO BE AT WORK I JUST WANT TO WORK ON A LIL FARM WITH A PRETTY DOCTOR WHO I GIVE FLOWERS AND COFFEE AAAA

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Call me Harvey the way I'll marry you if you talk to me every day and give me coffee twice a week

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I’m all out of brain power…

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me when

now srs

when i was 8 , i had to sacrifice some random sheeps life for survival but then i got the worst guilt about it and cried bc life is cruel

im too dumb to put it into right words so just "moral injury"