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Thx bae

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Was a fucking crime to cover up those eyes.

Everybody fuck the hell off because I can fight.

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I am going to strangle you.

I licked him, he is mine? now thats the real jealousy i smelled. which got me thinking, what was the weirdest possesive thing youve done for each other? judging by the blog you musg have some funnh stories to share with the class ;)

Gonna play nice and ignore that.

Hmm, I dinnae ken about weirdest, but LT can definitely be a little shit about it. Naturally, because he's head over heals for lil' old me.

New recruits don't clock us. Ghost likes ta send 'em over to me standing in a group or sitting with the guys with a "Get this signed by my spouse." Every six months, like clockwork.

None of em ever have the balls ta ask, they look like wee little puppies trying to assume who he's boning. One of these days Cap's gonna have a conniption because usually they pick him. He disnae even hesitate to sign whatever useless piece of paper Ghost scrunged up annymore.

When they get it right, nothing really happens. When they get it wrong, well, I have a lotta high cut shirts now. (No hickey's we're not 14. But that man's got teeth on him...)

I'm about 110% sure he's doing this because he got sick of them crawling all over me.

And moi? I'm as cool as a cucumber.

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I licked him, he is mine? now thats the real jealousy i smelled. which got me thinking, what was the weirdest possesive thing youve done for each other? judging by the blog you musg have some funnh stories to share with the class ;)

Gonna play nice and ignore that.

Hmm, I dinnae ken about weirdest, but LT can definitely be a little shit about it. Naturally, because he's head over heals for lil' old me.

New recruits don't clock us. Ghost likes ta send 'em over to me standing in a group or sitting with the guys with a "Get this signed by my spouse." Every six months, like clockwork.

None of em ever have the balls ta ask, they look like wee little puppies trying to assume who he's boning. One of these days Cap's gonna have a conniption because usually they pick him. He disnae even hesitate to sign whatever useless piece of paper Ghost scrunged up annymore.

When they get it right, nothing really happens. When they get it wrong, well, I have a lotta high cut shirts now. (No hickey's we're not 14. But that man's got teeth on him...)

I'm about 110% sure he's doing this because he got sick of them crawling all over me.

And moi? I'm as cool as a cucumber.

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oh you wanna sit on him sooo baadd

Och aye, who in their right mind wouldn't?

Also, is that jealousy I hear there, lass? Too bad. I licked him. He's mine.

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He's been sitting in the same fucking spot for SIX HOURS.

I'm so bored.

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Alright. Yours is bigger. Bloody caveman.

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Never making him tea again. Fucking leaf water.

How was I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE MILK GOES IN FIRST???

@if-i-told-you-idve-to-kill-you you're a freak.

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Bawbag complains about the cut every damn day and yet. Never a single hair outta place.

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And for a second time is frozen.

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Cap and Ghost looking good.

From a mission a few months ago in [redacted]. Took us three weeks to infiltrate and dismantle the local [redacted], and by the end of it LT was the only one not breaking out in hives from the masks.

Good times.

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Someone's going to get some of their stitches removed today!

(Hint: It's both of us.)

Wish me luck, last time the nurse though lil old me was flirting with her and I fear she's just going to rip 'em straight out.

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round 1

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I buy you flowers and that's what I get. How about a 'Thank you, my love?'

@god-save-the-king---from-me what the actual fuck

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good morning sargent! question for the both of you: go to tea/coffee order?

We don't usually order drinks, just make them ourselves.

Ghost loves his leaf water. The freak takes it with no sugar and a splash of milk and I think he mostly goes for black tea. Today it's the good old earl grey. Do ya see the size of that thing? Bloody brit.

I love me a good cuppa in the morning. When we have some instant coffee in the field I drink it black. But at base or at home I endulge in a bit of surgar and milk. Better than sex that.

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*filing paperwork*

Gaz: Suds, I've been meaning to ask, is that a bite mark on your hand?

Soap: What- Oh, yea. Had it for a bit now

Gaz: How did you get it?

Soap: Huh- Well-

(Flashback)

Soap, waving a piece of paper in front of Ghost's face: You made a mistake~ Look at that, FOUR typos! Tsk tsk

Ghost, deadpan: I'm going to bite you if you don't stop waving that in my face

Soap: Ooo don't threaten me with a good time-

*CHOMP*

Soap: WHAT THE FUCK- THAT IS NOT A SEXY BITE-

(Present)

Soap: ... I tested the wrath of god and paid for my hubris

Gaz: ... you guys are into weird shit

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Fucker gives me a cramp by not letting go all night and has the audacity to complain when I go take a piss in the morning. Every single day.