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Should officially announce this but hiatus on all my parkciv blogs until more pvpciv comes out, focusing on other fandoms rn

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Whats your favorite kind of fungi??

Does parkour civilization even have fungi??

Well my favorite is the red capped, white spotted, toad stool that is hallucinogenic

-moss anon

Uuhhmm... I've seen mushrooms, the brown ones look pretty cool, apperemtly they taste good too?

Im not sure about whatever hallucinogenic is... but sounds tasty? Maybe?

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I feel bad that people are sending you asks you aren't okay with, so have some moss!

-mossy anon

Evbo holds the moss block in his hands, turning it over and taking sweet time to examine the rough yet soft feeling of the mosses exterior.

Thank you, I've always liked moss. Maybe its because of the colour but...

He squeezes the moss and watches it collapse, then bounce back to its original blocky shape, good as new.

It's a comforting block, in a way.

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(to pkc evbo)

have you eveee dabbled in resurrecting people before?

Uhhmm.... well yeah

I have, actually. I tried to get back to everyone who unfairly died because of the parkour villain. Some of them had reached peace with death, and others were eager at a second chance. Some people... i had to be a bit more forceful to get them to choose life again.

But it's not something i LIKE doing. Cheating life and death is one of the things I'd rather not touch.

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Frog Hater 🫵

I DONT HATE FROGS!! I think they're cool, squishy little guys... BUT CANT I BE A COOLER ANIMAL??

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i know you're gay...

WHAT! its not odd for me to need men in battle— PARKOUE CIVILIZATION CAN BE VERY VIOLENT!

What does it matter if im gay or not anyways...

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I am very choppy and unpredictable

Well thats good— uh have fun being a lawyer then ??

Good luck finding work in parkpur civ...

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give me your intestines.

Ah— No??? No, thank you... please.. get away from me

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OH JY FUCKING GOD I. I I I I I I I I GUSY HOW ARE EVBO ASK BLOGS SO FUCKING CRACKED LIKE THEYRE IS GOOD WHAT (hi im looking at you especially 3v60 and godevbo!) THEYRE LITERALLY AWEOSME SAUCE AND BRO THE FUCKING ANGST IVE SEEN ON GODEVBOS ACC FOR PVPCIV AND PARKCIC EVBO DKNT GET ME STARTED ON THAT AND A DN ADN ADN AND AND AND AND THE WAY 3V60 RPS IS SO AMAZING AND FLAWLESS AND AND ANS AND I GENUINELY CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH OF AN INSPO THEY BOTH ARE TO ME TO MAKE THIS EVBO ASK BLOG AND HI PEDSON READING THIS PPPLLLELEEAAASEEEE CHECK THEM OUT I SWEAR IVE BEEN SCROLLING ON BITH OF THEIR BLOGS F9R SO LONG BECUASS THEYRE SO ENTERTAINING AND SHIT LIKE WHWT OH GOD THEY ARE SO AMAZING PPPLLELASWE PLEASE FOLLOW THEM (IF YOU WANT TO KNLY OF COURSE!1!11)

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In honor of SPOTIFY WRAPPED,  send me a number 1-100 and I’ll write you a starter based on the song.

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\\ooc; drop evboverse art requests to my main pls .....

I be on my fandom accounts like "i promise i can draw!" And proceed to not draw fanart...

Like, yeah, maybe i make good money off of commissions, and maybe i have a pretty good following on my platforms, and maybe I've been to elite art schools throughout grade school, but if im not drawing cube men having sloppy homoerotic interractions then whats the point?

Like, can I even prove im a good artist if i dont draw intense yaoi?

Ok, drop your evboverse drawing requests in comments or asks, i need to practice drawing these hoes. Includes tabi's and seawatt's series' btw ( but pref if they include evbo bc i needa practice him the most )

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Can i be a lawyer in parkour civilization?

Uuhhmm— let's see. I dont think itd be very practical-

Apart from the fact that parkour civilization doesn't have a court system, there's also the fact that laws are constantly changing with the champions swapping out, "laws" are more commands and orders rather than set in stone rules, a lawyer would need to re-learn every rule the new champion sets when they come to be dethroned.

It'd be complicated— and even then, what would an attourney try to accomplish? Because once the champion decides someone is guilty or decides a punishment, there's little that can be done.

You can, of course, try to change their mind, but the punishment and final verdict is the decision of a sole person. Even with facts or evidence, the champion could simply choose to ignore them, so the job would be choppy and unpredictable, which isn't the type of job most would want— it doesn't always benefit society either so the probability people would actually want to include that in the job rotation would be extremely slim...

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[Pvp] heyyyyy how's it goingggg

Uh hey! It's— It's going!

Nothing i can't handle, I'm sure! It... it still hurts, but... i can't let that stop me now, not after everything I've been through.

' If i stop now, everything I'll have been through was for nothing. Sacrifice without success isn't heroic. It's pitiful. ' evbo thinks to himself. He keeps it to himself.

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(for pvp evbo) what. are your thoughts on princezam,?.. :]

Evbo's eyes flash with fear. He keeps his eyes trained on the ground as he thinks of what to say.

' Why are they asking me about PrinceZam?? Do they know something? Do they WORK with him?? I can't risk anything— '

Uh, he's... He's good at PvP for sure. He's - he's ....

Evbo trails off, his voice getting caught in his throat. Even for his safety, he couldn't find a single positive or even neutral thing to say about the prince.

He hunches in on himself, hiding his face as his eyes well with tears. Why are they asking him this? Is it a sick joke?

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Do you have videogames

Uh... we have games? I dont know about video? Games?

We have bacon, though, and that's probably just as good!

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🪨 this rock

eat it

Hah— no, thank you... i haven't eaten stuff like rocks in a good while, and I'd like to keep it that way for the sake of my intestines...

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Funfact! If your blood were to change color, or stop moving, then that would mean your skin tone would change too! The reason that humans have a reddish tone to their skin is their blood flow!

If your blood were to stop moving, that would mean your heart wouldn't beat anymore, eventually leading to organ failure and death, and your blood would oxidise, causing your skin to turn blue-purple

But hey! If you do have ichor running through your veins, then you would seem to be glowing! Your skin would have a golden tint added onto its natural color! Making it seem like you're glowing when next to a mortal!

Adding onto that! If you were somehow still alive, even with your blood ichor not moving, your blood ichor would still oxidise causing it to get a coppery tint to it, still causing you to look alive!

And if your organs still were to fail you wouldn't need to breathe or eat or drink. You wouldn't feel adrenaline or pain with your never ending dead and your brain not getting any blood or oxygen

-A friend 🧡

Well, my corporeal form isn't human... it's contrastingly different.

My skin is always slightly pale no matter how hot i try to feel or how much i eat. It emmulates the malnourished skin i had from the noob layer, i think.

And i don't have... organs? Not like people do, there's a hard feeling where my bones are supposed to be, and the rest of my body is filled with squishy material, but they're not muscle or flesh or organs.

I can't feel touch like how I could in my old body. I can't feel the pang of hunger or the satisfaction of digestion. I can't feel my heart beat in my chest, only a ghost of a thump in my ears.

I guess i answered my own question with my rambling. If i have "blood," it's just as fake as the rest of me is.