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thank you to everyone who voted for the bobette VS pebble war

AND THE WINNER IS...

BOBETTE!!!

With a whopping 65% she won by like... uhh idk someone get someone who can actually do math but as promised HERE YOUR BOBETTE HCS!!

[no it didn't come out late.. you're imagining it silly!!]

𝘖Bobette hcs𝘖

-bffs with everyone.

-her favorite drink is literally just warm milk not to hot not too cold juussstt right!

-her sweater has lil glitter bits which is why she's always itchy (i feel her)

-when it comes to crafting she's the one to ask!- she has big coat that actually makes her look some what similar to Santa

-cubbyyy bc she's similar to Santa

-she actually is terrible when I comes to hot places Ginger:bobette... are you ok?

Bobette: ITS BUURRRNNNNSSS AWWGGGHHH

-loves fluffy things like her bed is just straight fluffy looks like a cloud so cute

-no tail but she has paws!

-the 2nd only toon that can pick up coal and pebble

-she's extremely strong it's kinda scary just to look over and see bobette picking up 10 year old that's 2x her hight being picked up like nothing

-shes a tallish toon not the tallest but definitely taller then the average toon

-she gives out gifts to the other toons (dw she gets some too :])

-she probably a chocolate strawberry girly

-i think she kinda sounds like hollyberry from crk

-she loves hugging toons! Just.. watch out for her strength... (rip dandy)

-she knows how to rap a preset so perfectly it can make a man cry

-she has bells on her hook thing

-she's always coverd in fake snow

-she love making snow angels and snow men

-she actually has her box that she hides in decorated inside

-she has a lot of those lil boxes

-she smells like peppermint and more mint...and more mint...

-she has way to many "ugly" sweaters

-she bakes with ginger sometimes but they unfortunately have -6 iq together..

-she definitely loves secret Santa

𝘖Twisted hcs𝘖

-for a big twisted she's extremely fast

-she'll look slow to try to make you think she's a easy twisted till she runs at ya

-she looks like krampus I mean hooves and everything even that goofy goat man thing mask

-nooww she has a tail

-youll know she's here when the floor gets extremely cold and you start seeing "snow"

-don't try and touch the "snow" you can't be helped if you do

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errrtmmm my cookie run hyperfictions have gone to a point... IM MAKING A OC BC I MUSTT RRAHHH (pls I'm making the bobette hcs)

I really didn't feel like drawing them bc I wanna draw them in the crk look sooo

BET U CANT GUESS THEIR NAMMEEE!!!!!

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Somekone stop me I'm going into my crk hyperfictions again... anyways watch me destroy cookie with my temu team

Look at him he knows he about to get destroyed in battle (my poor baby is emo now what about your son?? What about custard cookie the 3rd?? My baby)[I kind hc them and father and son but relationship wise guys]

Danggg huge ahh he's still getting wooped in battle

PLS JUST COME HOME I BEG OF YOU PLS PLS PLS PLS I CANT

I wanted shadow milk cookie... not you two GET OUT🗣❗️‼️🗣🗣❗️‼️ I kinda like pastry cookie badahh nun like yes girl beat those guys to a pulp!!! (Witha crossbow? Oh oh ok!!)

BRO I JUST WANT THAT SONIC KNOCK OFF PLSSS ITS NOT THAT HARD TO GIVE ME WHAT I WANNNTTT

anyway look at my homosexuality socks I'm now 10% more homosexual then all of you hahaahah!!!

(Why do I have a period I have he/they/it in my bio?? I'm supposed to be immune other this!!)

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finish the chapter for hollyberry and the crash out who fumbled the bag so hard it's diabolical (lmaooo I can't imagine I don't fumble I crumble)

This scared me I had to find some boots to shake in

Shhh I'll get on everything else but look at the garden like ok "grow a garden" ahh💔💔

I don't know but I don't think k she wants hollyberry to leave just a lil theory(A GAME THEORY rip matpat may you always be the greatest person that broke my childhood)

LOOK AT THIS HOMOSEXUAL TRYING TO HARD TO BAG HER LMFAOOO

I mean look at her! Tho she Def not getting hollyberry (Yuri 4 life)

PAVLOVA COOKIE SPOTTED GET THE FANS NOWWW!!!! (Aka me)

What is ts? 💔💔 I want just one of them ONE IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK??

Anyways my baby being the actual main character of the game if you dare say otherwise have a good sleep for it shall be your last/j

Hes finally prompted I'm so happy bc he's like all my power in fighting- I have like 2 old gramps and a dive and they are less powerful then a dang child it's extremely funny

Imagine being a extremely powerful cookie you can bend the world to your wants and needs only to be wooped by some kids trying to get a dog- god I love this game sm

Thank you for reading my dumb rant about cookies having beef (can we even call it beef?)

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Errrmmmm you look a lil....homosexual... yeah *hits this with a baseball bat at you*

I need Nanami's booty so bad it's criminal *sad catboy sounds*

I mean look at him he's so dumb not a thought to his brain so cute

Anyways about random stuff u was doing my bsssie mastery yesterday

I still did it I don't really like the skin it's kinda...ugly?but beggers can't be chosers?A-am I right? Anybody? A-anybody??

Tbh I LOVE THE NEW RND SKINNNNN THEY ARE WITH THE CIRCUS GANG!!!!!! AAHHHH (I really hope they make more skins for the other "old" toons bc my baby's need some loving too!)

MY BABYSSSSS (im sorry for the low quality it was taken off my computer but my quality off of it is boots.

Yatta looks like food and is sooo cute!! I don't have pic of vee or yatta bc I only paid attention at rnd (ahm rnd lover here!!!) And vee looks like...well vee! Tbh i actually love this skin for once I don't dislike a vee skin

I hope cosmo gets a new skin or ginger or literally and other toon that didn't come out like 5 months ago-

Thank you for listening to my rant and trash talk someone tell qwelver to make cosmo skin NEOOOWWWWW!!

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Grrrr two mains left who will come out on top!!???

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UHHHH IT ENDED IN A TIE SO UHHHH TAKE BOTH *throws hcs at you*

♧Dandy hcs♧

-bffs with astro,cosmo and pebble

-has one big garden that no one knows about (except for bassie)

-he always has garden gear with him

-big boots big gloves ya feel me?

-has claws and paw pads but only the mains and cosmo know

-one of the only toons who can pick up pebble and coal

-always has dirt on him somewhere at all times

-loves any classical song

-what's sleep? ~dandy himself

-greatest hand writing you have ever seen in your life

-annoying twat when he can't get what he wants

-has mistaken pebbles dog treats for cosmos baked sweets one too many times

-can speak all languages bc I say so

-needs glasses bad but it makes him look like a nerd(he is one)

-garden nerd knows everything about gardening

-his petals are dyed the real color is kinda like a dull yellow

-can't STAND anyone saying his actual name (he doesn't get mad he just go too his room and crys

-his room is like a garden but fake

-probably the only toon that actually knows what grass is-

-just like sprout with his leaves he sometimes needs to cut the leaves that grow behind his petals

-he's definitely a caterpillar I mean just look at the man

-his petals can rotate around his head (it's all fun and games till he does it in his sleep)

-him and astro goo waaaayy back (ok grandpas pop off ig)

-Keep. Him. Out. The. Kitchen.

DANDY: oh uh the waters on fire cosmo..

COSMO: oh yeah that happens sometimes- wait WATER ON FIRE HOW THE-

-he likes tea mostly definitely ether raspberry tea or early gray (I can't spell)

-only a lil chubby (he got to those tapes again)

-he smells like tuples and mud

-both him and astro have matching outfits because why not?

-always being dragged to bed by astro

ASTRO:Dandy... please just go to sleep...

DANDY: *standing on a coffee table* YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE HAHAHAHEHHE!!! *dandy then fell off the coffee table and knocked himself out*

twisted dandy hcs

-he can switch between forms but he can't always do it on command

-you can distract him with tapes(tho it wouldn't distract him for long it's better to use a last resort)

-he'll mostly have pebble on the floor with him as a way to get the upper hand on you

-he has incredible hearing so there's no where you can hide from him

-while he has good hearing can't say the same for hit eye sight it's really bad

-hes only slow because of the tapes if he really wanted to kill you he could

-he smells more like ink and paper with a soft hint of lilacs

□Spout hcs■

-#2 best baker

-maybe keep him away from the ovens... at all times

-he never remembers to turn off the oven ever

-never bakes without cosmo (not like he's allowed to bake without cosmo)

-he's better off helping ice the pastrys with boxten

-big old scarf that keeps getting stuck on everything

-strawberry snake thing or something

-never let this man drive anything

-he originally couldn't bake very well without someone helping him so they made cosmo because this man sucks at cooking so much

-he deals mostly with the sweets and sometimes with other foods but most sweets

-overprotective of all toon's not just cosmo tho he's like a pinch more overprotective of cosmo (bbfs 4life)

-morning person unfortunately (astro hates to see him coming to his door to wake him up)

-he makes all sorts of sweets for toodles tho rodger has to deal with the after math...(SUGERRUSH)

-his leaves grow and he needs helping cutting them never and I mean never let him cut his own leaves just trust me (he was bald for a week and it didn't go well trust me)

-I think he has to have cook book with him when baking

-a very overworked toon

-he sometimes over stresses over minor things-he can either be really smart or extremely dumb

-he REFUSES to let anyone hear his last name

VEE: Hey seedl-

SPROUT: THATS NOT MY NAMMMEE

-he has good sense of smell almost as good as pebble...sadly he uses this for big back reasons

COSMO: uh sprout?

SPROUT: *big sniff* did you just have a sandwich with bacon,tomatos,salmon,onions...baked at 160F and.... *sniff* cut into 4 parts?

COSMO: di-did you just smell a sandwich cut in half and baked?... I'm so done-

-he can eat for a family of 20 and still be hungry

-but he runs around so much that eating all that food barely effects him + fast metabolism

□Twisted sprout hc■

-he slow due to the ichor covering his feet and stuff

-he half blind so he's really bad at spotting toons near him

-I think he's leave lil traps around so when stepped on it makes a sound so sprout can try to locate where the toon is

-his tentacles are warm for some reason

-you'll know he's on the floor with you if it starts to smell like rotting fruits

-he more sensitive to light due to the ichor in his eyes

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I drew this because I thought it was cute (it was supposed to be the baking trio doing the blind deaf and mute cooking challenge but I didn't wanna draw sprout)

Ginger:mh muh! (Translation: mix it!

Cosmo: Girl what?

The "cake" they made (I think it's alive...)

Ginger: I'm...not eating that...

Cosmo:I say we give it to sprout!

Ginger: yeah...(rip sprout)

And that's how twisted sprout came to be

Pls go vote for the next hcs it's about to end in a tie-

(My mental health falling but we rising get up ad grind!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾)

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LIFE IS SO GAMBLED (another 3am post to the mix yuh)

I wanted hollyberry my gf wanted sugerfly

what I got:

(girl what are those shoes-)

What she got:

May gambling be on my side this week

JUST GIVE ME SHADOW. OR HOLLYBERRY THATS ALL I ASK FORRRRRR

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awww you're cute! *DUMPS ALL MY YAP FEST ONTO YOU*

You can see me get tired half way thru (as you can also see I can't draw women for the life of me)

(Can we pretend that air planes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I really need a wish right now wish right nowww)

I lowkey that bobette should kinda look like Santa and her twisted form should look like kramps idk how to spell it help

I really lie all the toons how can anyone really hate the toons? they are all so cute and dumb looking

I think im just a straight cosmo main all I ever play is cosmo solo and in party's I'm going crazy

Can someone tell me where I can get the dandys world plushies I've been looking all over for them :(

(End of my yapping thank you for reading this dumb rant about nothing)

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BIPITY BOPPYY BOO VOTE.

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𑁍Bassie hcs𑁍

Bassie won the vote sooo also sorry for not being active online be I had to finish my finals I'm free IM FREEE!!!

-bffs with the whole Easter gang (cocoa somewhat),cosmo,dandy, shelly and yatta

-the flowers in her head are removable (no thoughts head full of flowers)

-she can fit whole toons in her head (megamind)-not a very loud toon a tad bit shy

-her fav flower are lilys (WHITE LILY COOKIE-)

-another tall toon to the mix yuhh

-she smells like a really expensive perfume (depending on how she's feeling the smell can get stronger or weaker)

-sometimes she helps yatta hide her candy from... GIGI!!

-she weaves baskets for kids when she can-father daughter relationship with eggson

-fast as light

-she might be afraid of being replaced by cocoa but she would never hurt her just because (my baby girl nooooo)

-she can grow flower with her hands(tho some grow anomalies...think the flowers from undertale)

- horrified of spiders (she so me)

-long socks gang

-shes apart of book club but she's rarely there (the pain for being a event toon)

-she's always warm

-she likes raspberries and strawberry

-she ate some strawberries in sprouts face and traumatized the poor thing

-she's really apologetic

-she doesn't talk to the main cast that much mostly because she's locked up to never see the sun again but the part is because she's a bit shy around people and toons

-I'd like to think she plays golf with eggson (The old man and daughter playing golf together is actually kinda cute :3)

-she's really good at math to a wild extent

Eggson: bassie be a dear a slove this foe me please?

Bassie: oh you first you find the area 3.14567916-*math lore yap*

Eggson:thank you *doesn't even understand what she's saying*

-she'd really good with art and crafts sometimes she'll make some with shelly and yatta

-bassie is cottagecore I think?

-she can't bake but she can cook

-she knows cursive

-her and cocoa have a scrapbook that they share

-one of the only toons that doesn't ignore shelly

-both her and shelly talk alot when she's actually around

-she has one big ahh garden in her room I mean think of that girl from Encanto(grow a garden ahh)

-she really likes color coded dresses it's really cute

-she sadly doesn't have a tail

-she definitely plays grow a garden in the time she's locked up lmao

-most likely the food from garden view comes from her or dandy (free labor and less money spent, they still when out of business tho)

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This is my sacrifice to the forsaken community. do you except my sacrifice?

ANYWAYS GUBBY GOOO!!!

I didn't realize yall liked the aatro meme sm-

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I had a thought (it's had to be a 3am post IT JUST HAD TOO)

I love him

(Credit to the original creator I didn't make most of this)

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happy gay month chat

Time to be gay

And do crime- critter... critter they didn't mean literally-

full pic under the cut

Im both a demi-boy and pansexual :3

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bassie hcs are gonna come out a lil late but have some fruitcake I think it's called

Aww their bonding! And who that diva?- (sorry for the bad art I got lazy half way though making sprout)

Praying for blot 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 (I DID NAWT WANNA DRAW SPROUTS LEAVES RIGHT)

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I forgor to ask this :((