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anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

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so the planets composed by gustav holst was first performed in 1918 well before we had photographs or visual ideas of what these planets looked like. and all composed around the imagination of what these planets might be like but the conveying of human emotion. the artistry. the drama. the depths of our souls. war and peace. jollity and old age. space and time. we are tumultuous and complex. we are wonderful and beautiful. the depiction of the astronomical deities. i am lost in the thoughts of musical imagination rn. i am drunk and tapping uranus on repeat.

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When someone says they don't like Miranda's character

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i have curly/wavy blue hair so im thinking it's perfect for trying a marge simpson-esq hair doo

i just gotta figure out how to make it go up and not down. counter that force of gravity.

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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"too often these days I find myself in the position of defending someone I think is annoying from someone I know is dangerous" is how this one feels about the recent nsfw bans that have been going about

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shoutout to the 19/20 year old FOH guy who has made it his life mission to try and 'bully' me but im too strong and the only thing that infuriates me is the sound of multiple orders coming through on the docket machine

also shoutout to the 40-50 year old front of house guy at work who as soon as he heard my music playing in the kitchen asked if i needed therapy

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bring his ass to a simmer

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the shore squad in the back of the Mako while Shepard drives like an absolute maniac

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shoutout to the guy on trial a few days ago and had to suffer through my music and would sing along to only the ABBA songs

also shoutout to the 40-50 year old front of house guy at work who as soon as he heard my music playing in the kitchen asked if i needed therapy

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also shoutout to the 40-50 year old front of house guy at work who as soon as he heard my music playing in the kitchen asked if i needed therapy

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head chef is learning that she shouldn't let me label the food at work bc the cool room is now full of things like "cheeeese", "sawce", "hummus a tune", "pickle joos" and most importantly "spinch"

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nobody is doing it like mcr.... they're too woke. they're not woke enough. they're sellouts. they're not selling out enough. it's a nostalgia bait tour. where's my nostalgia this is too weird.