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bunnies can be launched as projectiles

bunnies can launch themselves as projectiles

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"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

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we need to legalise learning for adults

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she took the pey wet in the divorce

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while you studied the blade i studied the forge so i could make you the very best blade in the world! love you baby

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my new snax.... ibugprofen

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Had an abortion and the planned parenthood staff brought out a sombrero and a fried ice cream w a sparkler in it and sang a song about how I shouldn’t feel bad because the baby was ugly

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Ripley's Are You Trying to Fuck

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Growth is when I respond with bored exasperation instead of hating myself when people can't appreciate my odd whimsy. Everyone around me is some kind of lame as shit uptight puritan, can't even get silly with it with these frigid fucks. And I'm not even inviting them to have fun with me, they just see me and want to kill me. Actually so boringgggg, how do you people not die by suffocation.

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*criticism of christianity*

"but OP that's not REAL christianity not the PURE AND TRUE christianity that i was raised with, in my sect of christianity we just look for our neighbor's cat in the alps, clearly you've never heard of my beloved Church of the No True Scotsman, it's actually so hurtful when people generalize about real christians like me based on the actions of billions of people over thousands of years including every other christian on the earth"

let me try put this in terms you can understand: climb off the fucking cross already, we need the wood