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"i like your tattoos" theyd look better on your bedroom floor

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The unexpected reason why the drive-through line is so long

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The reason, why Altan and Vadim haven't been in the comic for a while, is them being busy making babies. Next time they appear, Altan will already be showing.

Don't @ me, y'all know I'm right!

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I swear I saw a tumblr post on here that said ‘horses have over 4,000 bones’ and i don’t know where it came from because its totally wrong, they have 205, but what kind of fucked up horse has this person seen out there because I’m absolutely terrified of it 

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@autisticalastor Look! 💜

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Got tickets for the movie festival! 💜

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So.

I sinned. Hard.

AND I REGRET NOTHING.

Smacznego! 💜

His body is a temple (and I'm just a worshipper) (1124 words) by Necrotizing_Fasciitis Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Чумной Доктор | Plague Doctor (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Altan Dagbaev | Gladiolus/Vadim | Dragon Characters: Altan Dagbaev | Gladiolus, Vadim | Dragon (Bubble Comics) Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Trans Male Character, Trans Altan Dagbaev, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Body Worship, Creampie, Intimacy, Established Relationship, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, (I guess?) - Freeform, Blasphemy, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Gentle Sex, no beta we die like that fucking old coot Summary:

To Vadim, sex with Altan is like a religious experience.

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

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my dog came and got me while I was getting ready for work this morning, and she was signaling that it was Very Urgent. I followed her downstairs thinking something was wrong with my senior dog or my partner but the minute my foot hit the bottom step my partner loudly asked "Did she come get you, too?"

"She did, what's wrong?"

"She wants you to look at the frog."

"...The frog?"

"Yeah. The frog."

"There's a frog?"

"on the window, yeah"

so she was standing in the corner staring at me VERY expectantly and somewhat impatiently, so I walked over and she immediately turned her attention back to the window and sure enough. very high up. and very small. there was a frog.

keep in mind that bigfoot himself could be in the yard outside and this dog Would Not Care. but god forbid a frog catches a vibe on the window I guess. anyway. glad my dog deemed this worthy of my attention

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Suddenly remembered that one time I was coming home from the Ren Faire dressed as OOT Zelda, and we stopped off to eat at iHop, and there was a dad with two little girls there. And mentally i was like 'hohoho perhaps the girls will be excited to see A Princess, as I would have at that age' but what happened instead was the dad saw me and his eyes went REALLY wide and he gasped and said "PRINCESS ZELDA??????"

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tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

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when you're talking about the character and the person who likes the character starts typing for a long time

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Lake Mungo (2008) dir. Joel Anderson

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Did Oleg die? or not? Will the bird return?