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imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey
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If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days
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#ive never had MANY hallucinations (when i ws at my worst the bugs crawling everywhere was a whole thing tho)#but when im stressed out i hear old-timey phones ringing sometimes?????#always from weird directions and sometimes like... while im out and about doing shit#there'll just be a phone ringing some fucking where#which is chill i can ignore that but. why is my stress response telephones from the 1960s
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some people seem to think aotearoa new zealand is just fields and hills and grass. maybe some mountains. maybe a fjord or two. which is so fascinating to me because we have so many different biomes and landscapes it's bonkers.
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no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it
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never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward
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I find it hard to participate in any discourse around JoJo Siwa because I just think her childhood should have been illegal.
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dislike how many mental health posts on here are just "you've never done anything wrong in your life ever and they were evil for that"
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#MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#THIS FUCKING WEEK HAS DEMOLOISHED ME#AND NOW I HAVE TWO DAYS WHERE I DONT HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE#AFTER P MUCH ONLY BEING HERE TO SLEEP AND EAT FOR A FULL ASS WEEK
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[You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison intro instrumental]
Gerard: Can you see my pussy? Can you see my ass when I bend over? Yeah? Okay, good. 🎵IN THE MIDDLE OF A GUNFIGHT-
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i love watching TV shows that absolutely suck and being like "this would be so good if it was good"
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do not let up the pressure
https://yellat.money/
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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:





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how to tell mutual hey i think ur really cool we should talk more but like also im bad at talking and am always exhausted
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Cross-Cultural Media Analysis Chapter Fourteen
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Fandom: Homestuck Relationship: Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
Dave is presented with some slime, and it is finally time for Thed Date…
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