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this is so upsetting, PLEASE rb to spread awareness

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have you seen baby?

pairing: bucky barnes x reader x natasha romanoff

word count: 3,196

summary: You and your two lovers haven’t gotten to spend much time together.  Also, sex pollen.

warnings: Bad words.  Filthy, filthy smut.  Sex pollen.

a/n:  Thank you so much to @cake-writes for this commission!  I loved writing it and I really hope you enjoy it!

It’s late.  

Well.  Relatively late.  Nearing three in the afternoon, and Natasha hadn’t seen you.  Of course, that barred that morning when she woke up to your pretty face still sleeping beside her.  Unfortunately, Bucky was on a mission, otherwise she’d get to see his equally as pretty face on your other side.  It was disappointing.  There was just something so sweet about waking up to the two loves of her life.

But now, it was almost three, and you hadn’t even emerged from your lab for lunch.

Which is why she headed down two floors to the huge lab that you, Tony, and Bruce shared.  You kind of played as an inbetween for the both of them, wanting to know it all and then some.  It was precious.

But it also meant that you had a bad habit of getting lost in your work and not emerging for hours or sometimes days.  You had been getting better about it, if only because Bucky and Natasha were always on your ass about it.

Which is only because they love you.  So much.  Like.  So so much.

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PSA: Don’t put fucking bergamot on your skin or in your soap.

I’ve been seeing a lot of this shit lately.

Apparently bergamot is getting popular. I figure now’s a good time to address the issue.

Bergamot is a citrus fruit that smells amazing, so a lot of people like to make essential oils out of it and put it in candles and stuff.

However, this should NEVER go on your skin. It has the same effects as Giant Hogweed (& some other wild carrots like Queen Anne’s Lace) and will give you nasty rashes and chemically hyper-boosted sunburns by making skin highly reactive to sunlight.

Remember this?

I personally have had friends who were seriously hurt by putting bergamot essential oils on their skin. It sucks.

In case you don’t want to look it up yourself:

Don’t use or make bergamot soap. Don’t use or make bergamot lotion. Don’t use or make bergamot anything that goes on your skin.

Just don’t put bergamot on your skin.

Stay safe beautiful! <3 And please signal boost this!

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Forgiven

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Rating: E

Pairing: Sabriel

Characters: Sam, Gabriel, Dean, Castiel, (Ruby and Jess mentioned)

Word Count: 5358 (yeah…it snowballed)

Warnings: Dom!Gabriel/Sub!Sam, Top!Gabriel/Bottom!Sam, Smut, Angst, S5 Sabriel, Established dom/sub relations, Fluff, Orgasm Control, Grace restraints, Grace as lube, Minor Sub Break, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Oral, Anal fingering, Anal, Dirty talk, Praise kink, some degradation, Coming untouched, feelings of guilt and worthlessness, Aftercare

Summary: Sam and Gabriel have had an on and off Dom/Sub relationship in the past, after Gabriel comes back into his life following the events that lead to the start of the Apocalypse, Sam seeks forgiveness from the Archangel and receives much more than he thought he needed or deserved.

A/N: Set after Changing Channels. Commissioned by @levisqueaks​ This became a lot longer than intended, the idea popped up, and everything just…happened. Apparently I have a lot of feelings for S5 Sabriel. Sorry, not sorry.

Squares Filled: Dom/Sub ( @spnkinkbingo​ ), Safe Words ( @gabriel-spn-bingo​ ), Gabriel ( @spnrareshipbingo​ ), Praise kink ( @samwinchesterbingo​ )

Feedback is GOLD!!! Reblogs and comments fuel my creativity!!!

Sam hesitated outside the car, his hand on the door. He couldn’t just leave him, not yet. Not like this. Gabriel had just finally come clean on who he was to Dean - and to him, too, as far as Dean knew - and he knew he had a lot of confessions of his own to make. Deciding to bite the bullet, he closed his door and cleared his throat.

“Hey, Dean, just, uh, gimme a sec, would you?” He started heading back towards the factory before his brother could answer.

“Oh, c’mon. man! You go back in there, that dick’s liable to whammy you back into T.V. Land.”

“I’ll be fine, Dean. Two minutes, okay?”

Sam walked through the door, Dean’s griping soon followed by the slam of the car door. He shut the door behind him and met Gabriel’s gaze warily. The Archangel’s amber eyes contemplated him with equal return as he stepped forward. The sprinklers had finally stopped, the ring of holy fire nothing but a slight scorch mark on the factory floor as Gabriel snapped himself dry.

“Look, we need to talk. Could you do your time warp thing? It’s just…this might take a while and I’d rather Dean didn’t come barging in here armed to the teeth thinking you sent off to some other dimension.”

“Hmm, say no more.” Gabriel snapped his fingers again. “All alone, Samson. Now what was so important that you had to waltz right back in here to tell me?”

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kyle Rayner/Jason Todd, Dick Grayson/Jason Todd (mentioned) Characters: Kyle Rayner, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson Additional Tags: Betrayal, Angst and Feels, Identity Issues, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Stray AU, Jason Todd is Catlad | Stray, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Kyle Rayner, Alpha Dick Grayson, Omega Jason Todd, Obsessive Behavior, Unreliable Narrator Summary:

This part of him, this sickly part of him that Kyle didn’t even know that he possessed, revels in it. It’s something of an addiction now because no matter how much he hates himself afterwards, he just can’t get enough.

Not when Jason is sprawled out on this utterly ridiculous Akatsuki blanket that he insisted Kyle needed, head tilted back in glee so that the column of his neck is perfectly exposed, cheeks rosy and hiding the freckles that Kyle knows are there, practically mapped out all with as much as he’s studied them, plush lips pulled back into the biggest smile that pops the dimple only on his left side as his body shakes with unabridged laughter.

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Kyle knows what he’s doing goes against his best friend and deceives Jason’s trust. He does it anyway.

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Also sounds like teaching and teachers college 😂

No matter how much you plan and plot and research and prepare, you’ll never actually feel ready, so you might as well just jump right in and do the thing.

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name one native american intellectual off the top of your head, name one native american actor or actress off the top of your head, name one native american senator, one native american news anchor, or an author or a tv personality or a singer or a poet or a comedian, name a single native american teacher you’ve had, can you? probably not 

ok so now think of one native american cartoon character you know of or a sports team relating to native americans whether it’s their actual name or their team logo, or a town you live in or near with a “native” name bet a lot of these things came to you right away i bet you didn’t even have to think 

needing native representation in media, education and government are not decoy issues, the commercialization and appropriation of native cultures are not decoy issues, the lack of native representation is institutional oppression at work 

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SAY IT WITH ME: I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

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I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

I WILL VOTE ON TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2020.

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I can’t stop watching this 😂

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2020.07.27

Complete fics posted on AO3 this day

1. Camping by @wolfstsrshipper [G, 1k]

▶ Draco and Harry go camping, and Harry is surprised at how much Draco knows about the whole thing.

2. delicate by criminally_minded [G, 1k]

▶ Harry Potter hated quills. He hated quills since Hagrid had taken him to Diagon Alley for the very first time, back when he was eleven years old. […]

3. Happiness - It Comes On Unexpectedly by BafflingAthalie [T, 44k]

▶ Six years after the war, Auror and war hero Harry Potter sets out to solve the simple case of a missing woman, aided by his Auror partner Malfoy and his best friends Hermione and Ron. However, things are always less simple than they seem, and Harry tries to solve this increasingly complex case whilst falling in love and attending the dinner parties, galas, art auctions and weddings of some of his closest friends.

4. i found by dracoommalfoy [G, 2k]

▶ five times draco wrote unsent letters and one time it was sent.

5. Stars Above by @mfingenius [G, 6k]

▶ “That is my daughter,” Draco remarks lightly, rocking Carina in his arms; she immediately calms down, and both Ginny and Harry share a look. He’s been great with her since the start, understanding her in a way no one else does. If Harry’s being entirely honest, it makes him a little bit jealous. […]

6. Steady On by @stripedsilverfeline [M, 20k]

▶ In which Harry heads the Misuse of Muggle Artifacts Department and Draco is a Muggle-inspired Wizarding inventor. Together, they valiantly sort out small mysteries and tackle the unfairness of the Squib Situation. […]

7. Tasseography by @yourdifferentoctober [E, 4k]

▶ "Yeah. Harry’s got sort of a wonky cross. That’s trials and suffering. And that there could be the sun and that’s happiness. So…you’re gonna suffer, but you’re gonna be happy about it.“

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Fest/Exchange

1. By Your Hands by @chaoticowlpost [E, 7k]

▶ After being together for months, Draco wants to try going a step further with Harry. The only problem is that he actually has no idea what he’s doing - but thankfully Harry is more than happy to guide him through it. ★ Drarry Strugglefest 2020 | @drarrystrugglefest

2. Though Your World Is Changing, I Will Be The Same by Anonymous [E, 15k]

▶ It’s all fun and games, till somebody falls in love. Given his luck, it’s obviously Draco who has to go and do it. ★ HD Wireless 2020 | @hd-wireless

3. What Will We Do With a Drunken Harry? by Anonymous [E, 4k]

▶ A victorious Quidditch match, a claimed Quidditch Cup, and a wild House party can mean only one thing. Will the aftermath lead to one excruciating hangover in the morning, or will it perhaps lead to something more? ★ HD Wireless 2020 | @hd-wireless

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okay, so:

Rachel is literally one of the richest people in the country…all she had to do was say her full name and that chauffeur in botl immediately cancelled on his client to drive her and her friends around. When you add her wealth and status to the fact that she’s very outspoken about her family’s entire business and organizes and promotes multiple protests and does performance art…like. she’s popular online. no doubt.

Piper’s dad is supposed to be like, the hottest guy in Hollywood, and even though those girls from the wilderness school didn’t recognize her, he doesn’t really strike me as the type of celebrity parent to shield her from the media or events- he wants her to enjoy and take advantage of the privilege she has. I’m sure he’s got her plastered all over his social media and takes her as his date to every red carpet premiere. When you take into account she’s a Troubled Youth™, I’m sure gossip mags and anyone who likes celebrity kids is obsessed with her. 

Annabeth, since Magnus is ‘’’’dead’’’’, is legally the sole heir to her family’s entire fortune, and technically owns the building that Blitz and Hearth are running that wonderful homeless youth shelter out of. I’m sure that will get her some media coverage. 

And then we’ve got…Percy, the kid everyone remembers blew up the St. Louis Arch and I’m SURE there are still debates about whether he was really a hostage or not years later. Frank, who’s grandmother was a wealthy business woman, who hasn’t been seen since his family’s estate mysteriously exploded. Thalia and Jason, who are literally the missing children of a disgraced Hollywood starlet. Don’t you think this could…get messy?

Like…Percy popping up on Rachel and Annabeth’s instagrams, and people who recognize him are just like ‘hey what the fuck’, and internet sleuths who have been obsessed with that case look further into it, and realize Annabeth was also involved in the mysterious kidnapping/terrorist streak, then looking further into her and realizing…apart from her and her nuclear family, everyone she’s related to has died under very mysterious circumstances? Magnus was pulled out of a river with a hole burned into his abdomen. Randolph’s wife and children drowned at sea, Randolph was thrown down a cavern or something, Magnus’ mother was mauled by wolves in her apartment in the middle of Boston…like hello? Then they realize there’s no record of Annabeth like, existing, between the ages of 7 and 12, and…does this bitch even have a birth certificate? Her father’s a notable professor and author, but there’s no mention of her mother anywhere, not even a single picture, and when pressed his life long friends said he just showed up with a baby one day, without even having ever mentioned he was seeing a woman…so this baby just? appeared? one day, with no warning, and now she’s an heiress who owns a homeless shelter in a city she doesn’t live in? what the fuck? The internet sleuths started out trying to crack the mystery of the Arch Bombing and somehow opened up a whole other can of worms.

Oh, right- the bomber! How does Percy Jackson know Rachel Elizabeth Dare?! The conspiracy theorists are worried about that- maybe it wasn’t a kidnapping, maybe the kid really was on a crime spree, and now maybe Rachel is looking to take her protests up to a new level and is looking at this criminal mastermind for help. Some weirdo who knows how to use a facial recognition program and has too much time on his hands identifies them both as being present at the Hoover Dam Riots from a few years ago- the riot that lead to the destruction of those angel statues! The sleuths are then able to pull up an article tying both of them to an explosion at their high school- but with Rachel’s father’s wealth and Percy’s stepfather being a respected teacher there, it’s no wonder charges were dropped! They then find some other weird, buried reports- Rachel stealing a helicopter and flying it into Manhattan? Rachel appearing to have deranged, mysterious ‘episodes’ in the middle of class? Wait, what the fuck- Percy’s school principal reported him as a missing person, and his mother and stepfather were uncooperative with the police investigation? Then Percy showed up 8 months later and claimed his aunt kidnapped him, but wouldn’t give the police any information past that?

So the sleuths start digging into those 8 months- there’s security camera footage showing Percy, looking haggard and homeless, stealing a cop car? around the area of that huge explosion in Rome? spotted all around Greece in the days before the bombing at the Parthenon? What the fuck? 

Then, holy shit- they find footage of him and missing teen Frank Zhang getting onto a private plane less than 20 minutes after the Zhang estate was blown up?? These conspiracy theorists aren’t even barely ready for this rabbit hole. The Zhang kid isn’t very active on social media, but combing through Percy Jackson’s pages they’re able to find a few images of him. Recent, post-estate bombing ones. Most of them appear to be goofy selfies with Percy and an unidentified girl that was also spotted on the security footage with them, but there’s one group shot that catches everyone’s eyes- because apart from featuring the weird Chase girl, what the fuck is that Tristan McLean’s daughter????

So they start combing through Piper’s pages- she’s more active than the Zhang kid, but apart from posting her mugshots with goofy captions, going on rants about meat-eaters, and posting videos of her dad being weird, she doesn’t have a lot of information. Except…one internet sleuth that joined this internet search party swears she recognizes a boy that pops up in a lot of pics on her instagram. Some more digging and they got it- it’s Leo Valdez, the kid who was accused of killing his mother! He’s got some cousins that have been trying to clear his name for years now, but they haven’t been able to find him because he keeps running from foster homes, they have a whole page dedicated to people trying to track him down! They contact the Valdez family members, and they’re elated to find out he’s alive and safe- but then it becomes a question of how does he know Piper McLean and what was he doing with her, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, and Frank Zhang in Greece around the time of the Parthenon bombing???

They start looking into the other two teenagers pictured with the group in Greece- they can’t find anything on the young girl, other than the Jackson kid referring to her as ‘Hazel’ in some of his posts, but the other boy…

He’s not very active online- just some aesthetic coffee shop pics, a few blurry selfies, and designs for what appears to be an architecture project at his school. But his username is ‘*disgraced*’, he’s called ‘Jay’ and ‘Jason’ in posts by his friends, he’s got blond hair, striking blue eyes, and a very specific scar on his lip…

THE TRUE CRIME COMMUNITY IS FLIPPING THEIR FUCKING SHIT. DID THEY JUST FIND BERYL GRACE’S MISSING SON AFTER 15 FUCKING YEARS?!?!?!

Sleuths completely drop the bomb plot at this fucking point, and put all their energy in finding out if this is The Jason Grace, and- they literally can’t find a record of this person before he suddenly started appearing on Piper McLean’s and Leo Valdez’ media profiles. It looks like all his social accounts were started in August of the year he would’ve turned sixteen. But he’s the right age, he looks close to the computer generated age-up pictures made for the case, and- holy shit someone found a picture on Percy Jackson’s instagram of Jason and a girl called Thalia!

People are losing their minds- this girl looks a lot younger than the 20-something Thalia should be, but Beryl Grace was known for her innocent baby-faced look, so that can explain the difference between her and the aged-up picture. Same striking blue eyes as the boy next to her, same freckle pattern splashed across her nose, same raven hair and sharp smile that made her one of Hollywood’s biggest beauties before she could even talk properly. 

She doesn’t seem to have any social media herself, but pops up in quite a few of Jackson’s and the Chase girl’s pictures. Once Beryl Grace’s old friends, who have been searching for her children for years, see the picture of the smiling siblings together, it’s nothing but tears. They’re insistent that these are absolutely the Grace siblings, and are begging the police in charge of their case to track them down. They want to know they’re safe! And the rest of the world wants answers! Where have they been for all these years!

And how are they connected to what appears to be an ongoing bombing/murder/money grabbing plot????

what is going on here?!?!?!

 All this information gets dragged up in less than a month. People are going full Pepe Silvia level crazy trying to piece everything together. Netflix has already announced a conspiracy documentary about the hunt for the truth about this band of kids and what their end goal is.

Chiron’s just sitting at Camp Halfblood watching all this shit go down like:

Annabeth’s little brothers Bobby and Matthew are going Full Feral Gen Z online to fan the flames of conspiracy, “oh yeah the first time we met Percy Jackson and Thalia Grace they stole our dad’s car and drove it off a mountain”, “one time Annie stabbed a man in front of us”, they post a tik tok of what appears to be Annabeth and Percy drenched in blood and dust cleaning off weapons??? They set an ABBA song over it??? Everyone’s losing their minds but then one day on a live stream people start asking if they know Why their sister and her friends are like this and they just dead pan, ‘oh, they’re all demigods. the ancient gods are all real and it just gets messy for their kids sometimes, Annie’s mom is Athena-” and everyone is like ah. they’re just assholes feeding us false information. (they still post tik toks like ‘put a finger down if one time your sister took you out for ice cream but then this weird man who would later hold the titan kronos in his body showed up and begged her to run away with him so he could avoid the kronos thing even though she was like 15 and he was an adult and then she pulled out a knife and told him she should slit his throat after all he’s put her through but then he called her out on her bluff but still accepted the rejection and left and then she offered to get you a second helping of ice cream if you didn’t tell your parents about that whole thing and then later the ice cream parlor was attacked by a snake woman’ lmao)

Anyway, desktop detectives keep pressuring the police and the fbi and whoever the fuck to look into this whole thing deeper and make some arrests, but they can’t, because while everything that’s been surfaced is suspicious, it’s all circumstantial. The only ones that actually have arrest records are Piper and Leo( and Leo’s was without evidence, as his cousins are still fighting to get the case reopened!), all charges on Percy and Rachel have already been dropped or overturned, there’s absolutely nothing physically connecting Annabeth and her father to their family’s deaths, Frank was never actually a suspect in his family’s fire and while the footage with Percy was suspicious it wasn’t illegal, and they still haven’t been able to physically produce the Grace Siblings or even get a phone number for either of them, so like….all that plus the occasional intervention of the Mist, even though it absolutely looks like this is a whole criminal master plot…they can’t prove it! Just taking a group picture on a boat in Greece isn’t enough to legally claim they bombed the Parthenon!

This all comes to a head when the Netflix docuseries premieres, full of the online theorists who pieced this whole puzzle together but where unable to find the last piece that would connect the whole plot and make it make sense….

Percy Jackson films a video of him and all his friends who are fingered in the docuseries watching and reacting to it. They think it’s completely hilarious. He posts the video to his youtube channel (which Sally later Murders him for) and it’s the top trending video for like…half a fucking year. 

like…the drama. the mess. the conspiracy. I want it. 

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literally all of online “stan twitter” language is just aave that’s been popularized and generalized by nonblacks to the point where black people are the ones who look out of pocket for using words we came up with because funny internet persona #23904378 wants to use “deadass” and “finna” in every other sentence

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feeling oddish?

so i’ve started taking @53stitches amazing pokémon patterns and transforming them to fit others. All my inspiration and patterns are from her. The leaves are from Getty the Turkey by knotbad.

So happy with how oddish turned out. I’ve named him bleu but we’ll see if it fits :P

better photos of everyone will be coming soon, I’m currently sitting at 10 or so pokémon... most likely more.

Yarn used is Mchaels Threads and Loops from a mini meandering (no idea on colour and size, i think it’s a 4 but i don’t believe them) and Bernât Premium in Fern(?). Eyes from Amazon.