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Bruh, they thought I was 38. That's like so old, man 🙃

30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

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teen wolf is fr show of all time. their commitment to using edm makes it work. introduce the most dog coded character and go this is a werewolf. scott genuinely thinking lycanthropy is a disease. the asshole jock character is that way because he's adopted and his best friend is a gay guy who btw everyone likes. scott being shocked allisons family are werewolf hunters versus jackson immediately going “it makes sense. argent in french is silver” jackson hating scott so bad because hes suddenly good at lacrosse that he genuinely tries to murder him. scott not caring that there might be a serial killer on the loose bc he just wants his inhaler back bc those things are like 50 dollars. scott also not caring that hes a werewolf bc hes got work and homework and lacrosse and a pretty girl to impress. and his genius sarcastic best friend has adhd. and all of this happened in the first season.

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I'll know that the solo leveling: ragnarok fandom has made it when the #sung suho/himself ship tag exists on ao3. i won't be the one to write it, but i know that the target audience is out there somewhere. also, i swear i wont be the one to pioneer this dumbass ship tag, but lord suho selfcest would be so enemies to lovers. that boy has beef with himself. manhwa ch46 is literally suho going "god why do i get all the toughest battles and not him" as the memories of his novel self get beamed into his head

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alright, here's the finished piece for the latest chapter of Caging the King

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"hear me out"? what is this, amateur hour? LISTEN TO ME!!!! THOMAS ANDRE.

isn't he so cutieful scrunkly. am i insane. am i having visions hallucinations prophetic dreams. y'all. y'all listen. think of him as baek yoonho in a different font with the way he cares for his guild members. baek yoonho but bigger. and more egotistical. HAHSH he's so. kind caring with an arrogance that's surprisingly not misplaced and he's actually humble after his fight with jinwoo and shows exceptional and ridiculous generosity by gifting him kamish's wrath because jinwoo, while enraged beyond belief at jinho's situation, still managed to not kill any of his guild members and that's what matters to him most like. HELLO?? "let's grab a bite when my arm heals." SAYS HE, TO JINWOO, AS HIS ARM IS BROKEN AND IN A CAST BECAUSE JINWOO BEAT HIM HALF TO DEATH. INSANE. holds no grudges when there's no need for it i love my benevolent king

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The unexpected reason why the drive-through line is so long

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In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

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A tired chief and his two idiots

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my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day

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Fanfiction writers be like:

"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)

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how it feels to repeatedly read that one paragraph in your own fic over and over again because it's that good and you're so proud of yourself for having written it

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reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

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Mate the Solo Leveling fandom is not gonna give you your five course meal of lore/introspection/fanworks, you cook your own food here and then have maybe 3 oomfs to share delusions with.

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