Chip, 23, Don’t ask about the colors. I like bumblebees and you shutting the fuck up please.
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since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons
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Hiking partner
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I look at cats like how Marshall looks at them; very hopeful

Daily Marshall - November 04, 2021
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Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.
Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.
Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.
TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.
Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.
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andrew came downstairs from the office to give me a hug and seemed really worried about me and it turned out that i had reblogged a picture of a jellyfish with the tag “sometimes i wish i could be this” and while i had meant “beautiful, ethereal, and full of light” he had interpreted it as meaning “brainless and totally free of the burden of consciousness”
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Derek: these are my dogs, rolex and timex
Emily:
Emily, whispering: omg.. watch dogs.
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imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason
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“Kevin meeting one of the foster kittens”
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My cat is that way when I give him food

“I have the cutest dinner date tonight”
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