Artist, writer, and general human disaster. Creator of too many ass-kicking werewolf ladies. Occasional purveyor of fanfiction about people who hate each other and then fall in love. Ko-fi ⋆ AO3
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Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, 11x14
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people talk about their writer friends stealing their weird habits or borrowing backstories but what you don't know is that we will steal your house. layout location garden colour scheme décor the whole lot. i have childhood friends with entire abodes immortalised in my stories. i have people i met once who would be able to recognise ancient six-month lease domiciles from a decade and a half ago. i'm in your house i'm in your blueprints and i am taking the lot.
#i cannot express the houses and apartments I have stolen#Katara and Sokka’s apartment in TMttL is a vacation rental I used to clean#The Evil House in one of my novels is the place my mom lived when she did Americorp in New Jersey#Zuko’s house in Modern Love is my stepmom’s sister’s old house but like … FANCY#i steal so much
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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate
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once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.
#mood#do we still say that?#well I do because I’m old and I’ve never met slag that I let go out of fashion
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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy
#tmi story#kid at work was telling us about how he and his girlfriend used a box of 35 condoms in a weekend#and in talking with the rest of the crew i learned every single one of us had to restrain ourselves#from making the exact same joke#yeah dude if it’s only 30 seconds it’s not that difficult to bone five times a day#but he’s only 19 so we were all like oh that’s too mean#but we all looked exactly like that#six 30 year olds just mentally restraining themselves so hard as a youth tells you something deeply stupid and unnecessary#union nonsense
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New guy on the crew said some absolutely fucked up shit to me but jokes on him, I know that his nickname is Chickenfucker and also that no one in the local likes him
#guys we all like do not get nicknames like chickenfucker I mean obviously#i am the only one on the crew who knows the stories about this dude so I was well prepared when he turned out to suck absolute balls#vindication#anyway if he pisses me off more I will start making BGAWK!!! noises at him and then he will know that I know and then I will be the master#union nonsense#please do not imply i should go to HR we don’t have HR and it’s annoying to say it over and over again
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thank you all gif makers everywhere, yes i WOULD like to live inside that half a second when my otp looked at each other forever on repeat, lovingly color-adjusted to make them even hotter than ever
#that one scene in SG-1 where two people look so desperate and heartbroken#gif makers love that one#and I love them#for making it so beautiful#anyway I’m so normal about Stargate
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Hi, anyway, sometimes you do your best and still end up with gesture drawings for half of Draw Everything June BUT!! You still did it
#draw everything june#dej 2025#adorkastock#well I did my best and therefore no one should judge me#my art
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#told my Plumber Bestie that I wanted to write unionized building trades erotica#and then we had to think of all the ways to hide who we were because there aren’t that many women in the unionized building trades
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Had to text a bunch of people about a union get together and individually texting 25 people is like my nightmare scenario. I hate it here. The things I do for my women’s committee
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#glittery stickers on my tools!#hey I stole your tape sorry I was gonna keep it but here you go#thanks buddy sorry about the patriarchy#union nonsense
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Trying to explain to my partner (normal) why Every Time We Touch is the most anticipated song at every (weirdo nerd ass) wedding we have to go to
#he’s just like a normal jock boy#and I am a bizzare former looser#and he just doesn’t understand the cultural touchstones I have#we are the same age#today I was like oh yeah DotA by Basshunter#and then had to describe not only the song but what DotA is#is this real life?
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Hmm they can’t put me back on the hot sunny roof if I get lyme disease and get put on doxycycline, a drug that makes you extra susceptible to the sun
#this is not a bit#i mean it is a bit in that I’m joking about it but I am also very much on doxycycline#this week sucks actually#is this real life?
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Tried to fight the sun and the sun won — we all went home early with pay though so who’s really winning?
“I love my job and being a tradesworker” I say through gritted teeth as I light an acetylene torch on a roof in 95 degree weather
#the heatwave is bad y’all#we were supposed to be working ten hour days and are instead working six so hell yeah
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