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I'm so mad/sad Stray didn't end with the kitty reuniting with his kitty buddies. I need to see him happy and not alone DLC pls!! :'(

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The moment I fell hopelessly in love with this loser.

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I'm sorry WHAT

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Awkwaaaard...

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This last bit reminds me of how in the Death Note prequel novel normal American names include Believe Bridesmaid, Beyond Birthday, and the silliest name I've ever heard: Backyard Bottomslash.

I wish JKR had made up a wizard school in a German speaking country because of the way she puts 0 research into anything pertaining to other cultures so it all ends up sounding incredibly stupid. The school would be like “Zaubernschüle” and every kid is named like Wolfgang and Lisa Shultz or whatever. The houses are Blüntensmoken and Hasselhoff. She mixes up German and Dutch constantly, etc

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Ummm the one with the dudes "kissing" is a famous photo of a guy giving mouth-to-mouth to his coworker who was electrocuted and stopped breathing. Guy lived but like, it's not cute? Buddy's not even conscious in this photo?

like these

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Had a dream that Joe Biden was trying to say like "the delivery man brings a package to your door" but he said it as "the box man comes." It instantly became a meme, like people were making song parodies of the Wellerman Comes but it was the box man comes.

And then there was a huge fire at a government warehouse full of boxes that was somehow a direct result of some policy Biden implemented. And then there were more memes with Biden in sunglasses gangster posing in front of pallettes of burning boxes and people were like "Joe was the box man all along!" And from then on in the media he was called Joe "Box Man" Biden.

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Finally found the perfect mother's day present.

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Man, the stuff you can buy on Wish is on another level.

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Stay at Home

Sooo I couldn’t sleep the other night and ended up writing a quarantine-themed song parody of ‘Let it Go’...

‘Stay at Home’

The roads are quiet in the city tonight

Not much traffic to be seen

A state of self isolation

And a world in quarantine

The virus rages It's a pandemic worldwide

We can't let it in So we'll stay inside

Only go out for groceries

And buying pallets of TP

Stay back 6 feet

Yes, stay away

There's no more Lysol spray!

Stay at home, stay at home

Can't go outside anymore

Stay at home, stay at home

Don't you dare go out that door!

On the couch is where I'll stay

Let the days drag on

I don't like socializing anyway

It's funny how social distance

Is a term we all now know

And the fear and paranoia

Just seems to grow and grow

It's time to learn what we should do

Listen to CDC and WHO

Just wash you hands

Cover your sneeze

And please...

Stay at home, stay at home

Kiss your travel plans goodbye

Stay at home, stay at home

Yes it sucks but please don't cry

I don't care what I wear today

Let the days drag on...

My fridge is empty so I'll order Uber Eats

Watch Tiger King on Netflix and pretend my life's complete

But one thought frightens me: how long will all this last?

When can I go outside without wearing a mask?

Stay at home, stay at home

And stay up til the break of dawn

Stay at home, stay at home

My internal clock is gone

The internet is our saving grace!

Let the days drag on

I don't like socializing anyway

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This embodies the retail experience in general but the last panel is literally my experience working at Hobby Lobby.

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I really wanted redeemed Ben to show up at a resistance base like "Hello, Kylo here."

How to do a redemption arc:

Zuko

How NOT to do a redemption arc:

Kyle Ron

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Walking into any retail store after October 1st.

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At the Georgia Renfair this is such a popular idea that one of the themed weekends is always time travelers weekend, where you're encouraged to dress like Star Trek, Dr Who, Back to the Future, Rick and Morty, steampunk, etc.

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I'm seeing a lot of fanart of good and bad Spinel (I'm sure they have cutesy fannon names, but whatevs) together and its cute and all but like...its giving me war flashbacks of that whole Onceler/Oncest thing and damn tumblr I thought we agreed never again.

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You think that's bad you should see what they call whipped cream...

Not to expose british people even more but they call soft serve "mr whippy"

i’m trying so hard to break out of my dismissive u.s.-centric mindset but goshdamn you make it difficult

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Is this one o them SCPs I keep hearing about?