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The image that pops into my brain every time Punisher says the line while throwing a smoke grenade in Rivals. (Based on that crude edit of Mario with a blunt)
#marvel#marvel rivals#frank castle#the punisher#correct me if im wrong. isnt mario also italian-american. or is he just italian.#anyway in some stories the name of franks DAD is mario so the coincidence is funny anyway#so many layers to this one. multifacial joke
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ok fine i did put him in the cup @cabfare
dinner date
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dinner date
#marvel#frank castle#the punisher#i took him out today..... his arm is still a little loose im gonna have to help him with all that#ough...... love him so much im gonna feel sick
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actually wait i lied "expecting loyalty and utility" person and "loving even when not loved back" person works great
thinking about how the fact that i got so strongly obsessed with frank instead of bucky is some sort of evil miracle
they both have the base of sad traumatized guy to simplify it a lot but from the glimpses i see bucky would follow my usual pattern better than frank does
like okay. first of all. and no offence to anyone. i should not be picking a dog person over a cat person
#thats not to say frank is a cat hes not hes a traumatized dog we all know that#but its about the stereotype of cat vs dog people#and how they too are metafrank
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labubu
#marvel#frank castle#the punisher#ohhh hes clean shaven#i like the expression. is he mad? disappointed? just plain sad? very frank. 2 me#also his neck is so thick hell yeah#smooch smooch. or something
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bald (reprise)
bald
#no skull yet ill get him one when i sew him together#which will be.... tomorrow#also should i give this one buttcheeks? itd not difficult to do afaik. just add a seam
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all that head and still no brain to be found
#its el frankito#marvel#frank castle#the punisher#his hair made me want to dieee but well. its done!#worried his head will fall off. i need to make a bigger one#i do have materials left for a bigger one#might start with the head and move from there
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thinking about how the fact that i got so strongly obsessed with frank instead of bucky is some sort of evil miracle
they both have the base of sad traumatized guy to simplify it a lot but from the glimpses i see bucky would follow my usual pattern better than frank does
like okay. first of all. and no offence to anyone. i should not be picking a dog person over a cat person
#would frank take a cat in yeah probably but hed be painfully annoying about it and piss me off#every panel of alpine i see shes getting treated like a princess (as cats should be)#also franks just a massive dick to the point i sometimes hesitate to read his comics past the 90s#just bc im worried that once the style of wrting changes i wont like him anymore
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oh my god bruh i'm so fucking scared
#marvel#frank castle#microchip#the punisher#good lord#ok well first of all. frank needs to drink more water as usual#but also [sounds vaguely resembling a rabid dog]#i need to study the way you draw bodyhair and learn it too#these are the base two types of dad. frank and micro i mean
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bald
#marvel#frank castle#the punisher#hes barely bigger than my hand. but i am testing if i can do these at all
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Late day posting because I forgor
#marvel#frank castle#the punisher#i want him#im gonna have one just like that. the squeak is such a good idea. i shoud sew a squek int o him#mmm the hair. hairy. nice
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learning to crochet so i can make a little frank and also a very big huge frank
#huggable version. no offence to the air drying modeling material frank but hes a little hard#tomorrow im going to a crafts store with my mom to buy materials to sew a plushie also#i will be ripping off a pattern from the internet. somehow. he will be ugly and wonky#but huggable and cute. im gonna embrioder his face i think. for maximum anime chibi cuteness#on another note i do not think the stitches are supposed to look like this but well. well.
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he also does.... tricks
#marvel#frank castle#the punisher#hes more stable doing a handstand like that than when hes just standing normally#i kinda wish i took him out with me. rn#im at a family friends house and its raining and im staring out the window#and i just think it would be. nice to have him here
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What if Frank got a cat? That would be a killer strict duo!
#Marvel#frank castle#the punisher#frank with a cat is a bit of my weakness. both bc i like cats and bc franks more of a dog person very clearly#dog person dad and the random kitten he said youre not allowed to keep but now they nap together on the couch kind of thing yk
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get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"
#mmm yeah. frank. frankie baby. husband#that one 'i wish. i wish. i wish.' monologue vs 'hi ill have a dirtbag on the rocks!'
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Random Insectoid AU that nobody asked for, featuring :
Matt Murdock as a male Praying Mantis
Elektra Natchios as a female Praying Mantis
Frank Castle as Death-Head Moth
Amy Bendix as a Bee
Random fact I’ll add:
As people may know, female praying mantis eat their male counterparts, it’s the reason that in this universe they have evolved more humanoid than the males.
Okay bye👋 🏃
#marvel#daredevil#the punisher#matt murdock#frank castle#elektra natchios#amy bendix#that is. probably the most attractive moth ive seen in my life. the profile looks nonhuman but still very much like frank#also ive noticed that a lot of ppl connect frank to this kind of moth specifically. which is cool#the elektra design is creepy as hell but also very beautiful
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It's my personal believe that Frank Castle loves going down on his partners
#frank castle#and that a dogs gotta lick#<- i gasped but youre right#both the hc itself and about him being a dog
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