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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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😭 is the best emoji it can be ironic it can be sincere it can be laughter it can be sobbing it’s literally the whole spectrum of human emotion

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Hi it seems like you made a post but forgot to make it about me?

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I open Tumblr. I post something that should be a diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr after having it closed for 1.2 minutes. I reblog 176 posts in a row. I add tags of absolute gibberish to 7 of those. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr I post yet another should-be diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open tu

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Truly I hate to do this to you all but; you can watch all the videos and read all the blogs in the world but you cannot learn to sew without at some point picking up a piece of fabric and fucking it up. No tutorial exists that will stop you at some point ruining this poor piece of cloth. The visceral act of holding a project and wondering where you went wrong is the only way to learn sewing; you cannot escape it. I’m sorry

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i am kind of obsessed with that cartoon you drew like over a year ago of ollie dooking for his life while you're holding a pot of chili, i sometimes randomly think about it and strain not to bust out laughing.

i hope you don't find yourself in such situations anymore though.

Not poop related but I shit you not he broke into my fridge last night and carried a bulk pound of Temptations kitty treats off the top shelf, down the hallway, up a flight of stairs, and into my bedroom to try and gnaw it open

I was gonna make a post about it but figured no way in hell was anyone gonna believe me

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wrong again u messy binch

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This was in another goodwill bin and I'm gonna put the back cover under a cut just so you can experience the same sensation of flipping it over to see this:

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pour one out for the guy who just spilled his drink

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Spurious Latin plurals are great fun if you're a specific flavour of nerd, but improperly constructed verb tenses are a game anyone can play. The past tense of "screenshot" is "screenshat".

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Environmental storytelling

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How your email finds me

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Little fucking man crying and writhing and pleading and begging to please please please please please let him eat poison

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really afraid to post anything because what if the spanish doppelganger of me appears and starts speaking a little espanol tonight

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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