grimalditeuthis

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Man, this sucks. Our postapocalyptic hardscrabble farming community is constantly getting attacked by this shitty postmodernist raider gang. They're always yelling shit like "property is a social construct" before stealing our seed corn

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and these "dodents" you speak of. they are known for their hospitality, are they not?

"for them, my Queen, everything is on the mouse"

*she sneers* and so they will invite Us right to their throne...

*Act II - Location: Outside the Dodent Village*

*SFX: Dodent Music, ambient sounds of dodent merrymaking*

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this is simply the greatest video i have ever seen

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im kind of like a reverse Cassandra in that i receive visions of a future that absolutely cannot and will not come true & yet i cannot help but believe in them wholeheartedly

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it's so cool and interesting how relatable people with ocd are. probably doesn't mean anything for me personally though right

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having a crush is wrong and isn’t natural

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personally it goes against my ethical code to be the guard who lies but id be really good as the one who tells the truth. any lost traveller could easily tell by my kind and earnest eyes that i would not lead them astray

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apple car^

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this is horrible

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me: posts about the biggest stressor in my life rn

the humble moot: ❤️

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Zeppelin tech is only going to get better, so it's paramount for businesses to learn how to use zeppelins, and experiment with zeppelin tech in their workflows. If you don't experiment with zeppelins in your business, you're at risk of being left behind. One company found that the introduction of zeppelin tech into their stacks increased productivity by 10x.

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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

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GIBBERINGMADMAN sent you a message✉️

hey man how you doing? ah yeah no it's just when I speak out loud I can write just fine

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No more little breaths in and out. One really deep breath per day; 12 hour inhale, 12 hour exhale. During the brief stillness in between I'll survey the day, future and past, as from a high summit, hours stretched out in all directions.

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