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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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every time i see anything blue pink and white i think "oh transgender" and this makes the world so beautiful. pink/blue/white packing peanuts? well now they are packer penus
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due to inflation the answer to life the universe and everything is now 48
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I’ve said something similar before but within the next 20 years there’s going to be a crisis in the Middle East/Southern Asia which will be directly traceable back to the Trump Administration’s decision to deliberately ruin the Obama Administration’s attempts at thawing relations with Iran
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Hi. I'm a broke, unemployed transfem who can't seem to get a job. If you have an extra dollar, consider sending it my way!

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still don’t get why putting ice cream on a dessert makes it muslim?
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this must be what it's like when i talk to people
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i said this was going to happen like four years ago (and then three, and two, etc.) and EVERYONE gave me shit about it. i fucking told you it was going to happen!
the essence of being a leftist is as always people getting mad at you for being correct too early
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If y'all like my funny posts or whatever consider tossing me some money because I got hurt at work and have been doing reduced hours and it kinda sucks! Fuck corpo scum.
Cashapp: $ivyvinewreath
Venmo: @rabbithazard
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