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one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of
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i love drowning idiot takes in the tags

somehow i don’t think these sentences are true
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why was this allowed by Nintendo to be borthed
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the truist GRilL boSS

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humid hunter
the humid hunter
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@surfuzzypushover I've been seeing your art for awhile and it's so cute, I tried to draw Kankri.
I wanted to just put it into your asks instead of tagging you but I couldn't so, here it is this way-
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