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not to make this about me but i really need you to have an awesome summer with me

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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

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art is an obscene amount of work for very very little and it takes 20 years to get even remotely good at it

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she will NOT be hearing from me tonight #avoidant

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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macarons

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proximity

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Nice allegory. Unfortunately, I have written a counter-allegory where that doesn’t happen

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I remember when I was 12 feeling a kind of anger towards the fire clan group in roblox when I was part of the ice clan that was not dissimilar to bigotry

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This scene was like sexually tense

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son: we got good spot for him, right?

father pressing button on phone that says "SELL DOG BODY TO DIGIORNO PEPPERONI FACTORY FOR $59.99" : Yup. His favorite spot, under the tree in the woods behind the shed

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put your bra back on boy we have a murder to solve

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I'll reblog any post with that anthony bourdain gif even if the caption was just like how it feels to scratch my balls and drink flat diet coke

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