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Why King Harkinian is the best King of Hyrule:

Cares more about peace than war: “This peace is what all true warriors strive for.” [1]

When Gwonam came to the King to tell how Ganon had seized Korradai his first instinct was: “How can we help?” Clearly a selfless man willing to help another Kingdom in need.[1]

When he thought that Duke Onkled was under attack from Ganon, he went straight to Gamelon to help him out - another selfless deed and willing to go all the way there just to help him out in the flesh [2]

He soothes Zelda’s fears, and makes a smart decision, by taking the Triforce of Courage to protect him  [2]

Another smart decision by suggesting Zelda to send Link if he isn’t heard from within a month [2] 

Clearly an assertive King as he is able to silence everyone with a simple “Enough”, it’s clear he has power but isn’t feared for it [2]

A simple man - still thinks about dinner so he must obviously be respected by his people as he could be considered a relatable ruler [2]

Clearly a formidable opponent in duels as Link claims Ganon would be “no match for the King”  [2]

Thanks Zelda for saving him - not condescending or unbelieving but genuinely thankful for his daughter saving his life [3]

Gives proper punishment for those who deserve it, doesn’t let Duke Onkled get out scot free [3]

Respected by his royal guards: he calls him “Your Majesty” and “My Liege”, and follows his orders once again showing that Harkinian has power [3]

Enjoys spending time with his daughter, holds her dear to him - doesn’t put a ton of pressure on her, and just enjoys her company (see the ending) [3]

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I cannot help but feel like the way possessed Pomni looks is a reference to when Amy got possessed in Sonic X.

Is it just a coincidence or am I onto something?

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Fandom is so different now and it’s becoming un-fun with how quickly shit moves.

I just want to enjoy things. I don’t want to have to play a game of Artist-Race that seems to be afoot lately.

Ya’ll eat up fandoms, leave artists and writers bone dry and then move on so fucking quickly then fucking wonder where all the Good Fandom Stuff is.

Idk Maybe cherish some things for longer. Reblog stuff. Interact with people. Comment and share.

Fandom is Capitalism now and I’m not being nuanced.

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bees?

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Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.

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‘Fuck around and find out’ seems to be the 2020s equivalent of ‘Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.’

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I am reminded of the video of someone dressed as a plague doctor and walking with exaggerated swagger.

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"Reasons why platonic relationships are better than ro-" my sibling in Sky Daddy's Son your icon is your OTP making out.

My partner and I share offcolor/dirty jokes all the damn time, we share cursed Spongebob edits where he and yassified Patrick have Tig Bitties and Peter Griffin is shitting into a Quagmire toilet hybrid from a tree, the hell are you on about Platonic Friends only having this fabled Dirty Joke Pass??

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Hell yeah

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It is not a bug, it is a feature.

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Vague idea that popped into my head:

Imagine if there was a show or comic where you start with this group of saturday-morning cartoon villains who are bent on taking over the main characters' homelands but keep getting defeated over and over again to the point where they lose almost all value as a threat. They take their diminishing threat level pretty hard.

Later on, new villains show up with better equipment and strategies who take an entire story arc to take down. After each new villain's defeat, you see a shape that seems to examine and then take this more advanced equipment to somewhere unknown.

This repeats a few times until it gets revealed that this first group of villains has been taking all that stuff to reverse-engineer and combine each subsequent villains' equipment to arm themselves for one final showdown, pulling out all the stops to either remind the main characters and the audience why they were once considered a threat in the first place or go down in a blaze of glory. If they win, the main character's homeland will be theirs seemingly forever. If they lose, then that is it. They will formally surrender themselves.

Operation: Swan Song

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Finally! Someone said it.

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This makes me want to do it myself. Care to tell me where I can find such a server?

We were on a Sniper island with a reload cabinet at the ready. The other Sniper couldn’t tell who was the real one!

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