limerick, 18, in constant need of super glue keep maggots away from me i swear to christ if i see you with a worm coming at me i will karate kick you in the junk i swear to fuck just dont let them touch me
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yo whats up my names eric and sometimes i hang out in graveyards in the fall for aesthetic purposes promo me
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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that’s a

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you can kinkshame me all you want but it wont make my dick any softer
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tfw a guy follows you and you go to check his blog out the first posts are about neckfucking
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this is the best day of my unlife i love my girlfriend
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gf: hey baby, whatre you thinking about?~ ;) me: I;m thinking about thos Beans
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me @ my gf (who is a cheese): do i have ur parmesan to kiss you lol
my gf (who is a cheese): i hate you. i would leave u if i could but im just a cheese and i do not have legs
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