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I'm such a sucker for limited mobility like the thought of having to waddle as your belly sways in font of you, the fact that u are now sooo slow because of your fat thighs, all movements limited by your fat, eating untill u can't stand for 2 long so u have to take little rests as you make your way around and if u leave the house to go shopping well no doubt about it u will be using a mobility scooter fuck it's all just so HOT~

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pregnant boys are great, pregnant boys with giant obscenely wide hips and big fat thighs to match are better, and pregnant boys who start out as tiny slender twinks whose hips slowly get wider and wider and wider and whose thighs slowly get bigger and plumper and softer until they look like they were made for childbearing are best

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Imagine going though a rapid pregnancy in a clothing store changing room. At the start you think you're juuust a little bloated then you barely squeeze into you're usual sizes. All the frustration of pants that should buttton but are noticably getting tighter on you the more you try to buttton them. By the time you notice your growth you suddenly realise you're stuck there with nothing that could fit or reliably cover that growing bump.

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a person who gets another baby added to their womb every time they’re bred, but after each breeding session they get intense cravings as their body struggles to support the growth of its new passengers. between the overwhelming pleasure and overwhelming hunger, they’re barely even conscious of the fact that every single person they’ve slept with has ended up as food in their belly.

Ugh, another one night stand. Oliver rolled onto his back, difficult as that was in his gravid state. His belly rose above him like a great mound, and despite his disappointment, he cracked a smile and rubbed it, feeling the gentle stirrings of the brood within. Was it the fact that he was so pregnant that it scared guys off? Novel enough to fuck, clearly, but they never stuck around. Probably because they were too scared of commitment.

Though his belly was, in all frankness, huge. It was always bigger after a date, and at this point it was becoming hard to fit through doorways – but he wouldn’t change a thing about it. He was excited to meet each and every one of his babies, once they were all done cooking.

Speaking of which, his stomach was growling. Shuffling toward the edge of the bed, Oliver hauled himself onto his feet and proceeded to stretch, mouth agape in a great big yawn. He then stepped over a pair of discarded boxers, barely registering the fact that they didn’t belong to him. He dimly recalled they were the same pair his date wore last night. Ugh, what sort of sicko left their underwear as a calling card? Whatever, Oliver was better without him. Putting his hands underneath his belly for support, he waddled toward the kitchen, eager to wash down the bad taste of another date gone sour.

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Getting you so pregnant that everyone who looks at you worries that you'll burst (you have 4 more months of growing to do)

Thats what I'm talking bout!

Looking full term with triplets at 5 months, awkwardly waddling around in public, people looking over in awe or asking to feel my enormous, dense, gravid belly. Being the center of attention & having people admire me in awe of my immense size. Looking nearly impossibly huge, looking like I'm 6 entire months overdue (or 15 months) while I still got 4 months to go.

And all I gotta do is smile and laugh and nod, answer all their questions & just relish in the feeling of having hands touch my humongous pregnant belly. 😍😍😍

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honestly if you dont have some type of cringe-ass autism-induced deviantart-tier fetish you arent truly living life

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I think he’ll need some help getting out of this situation

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Filled his dumbass with soda. how do you like that, Big gulp?

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I ❤️ Fat Pregnant Men

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Before he is executed for his crimes against the kingdom, a wizard curses the king. The king becomes pregnant with the wizard's reincarnation, and gets very very hungry...

Oh, I love this. By the time the king realizes what the curse has done to him, it's too late to do anything about it. Not that it matters; he needs an heir to the throne, and the queen has yet to provide him one.

Even very early in the pregnancy, he finds himself absolutely starved at the most random of times. He gorges himself at every meal, and kitchen staff has to work around the clock to make sure there's snacks and small meals available at all hours. Despite how much he's eating, he doesn't put on as much weight as one would expect, except for his growing bump of course. Little does he know that all these nutrients are going straight to the unborn wizard's magic reserves.

Then one day, the king overhears a maid commenting negatively on his pregnancy and eating habits. Something snaps in his brain, and she's down the hatch before he can even realize what he's doing. The other maids stand there, mouth agape, staring at his huge, struggling belly that contains their friend.

The king, after a moment of shock himself, feels quite satisfied with this latest meal. He simply burps, gives his gut a good pat, and tells the other maids they better be on their best behavior unless they want to end up in the same position as their friend: food for the unborn heir.

After that, everyone's on the menu. He gorges himself on the entire kitchen staff one day when they didn't have dinner prepared in time, his gut taking up most of the throne room. The queen, who enjoys seeing her love so large and full, leads the rest of the staff in one by one to be fed to the king as he's so huge he cant move from his throne.

She does this until everyone in the castle is inside his gut, the size of which is so obscene, it takes up the whole room. She gives her love plenty of belly rubs as he works to digest all the thrashing meals. When he eventually falls asleep, she'll work on rehiring staff. After all, he's going to be hungry again soon.

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sweaty tboys everywhere lying in unmade beds in their underwear. everywhere. all over the world. and you can kiss them 👆

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Man i look so fucking fat, especially when the bag makes your moob look twice as huge

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When your overhang is so huge even a 6XLT isn't able to cover it up

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Regular post to say: If you are under 18 you should NOT be following this blog. Also, please set a custom profile picture and blog description so you won't be mistaken for a bot. This site has bot problems and I will go through my follower list and block blogs that look like bots later today

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Where'd all that come from? Expired patreon weekly

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Look, I get the justified anger toward tumblr’s vilification of feedism and fatness in general, but I keep seeing people platforming Twitter as an alternative and that’s FUCKING INSANE. While tumblr appears to be preemptively caving to the assault on diversity by this current American administration, Twitter is owned by the shit ass South African who has gutted so many agencies that provide services to people all over the globe.

Delete your Twitter. Please. Go literally anywhere else.

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i think that post expresses well what ive been trying to voice about how i advocate for sex positivity and kink but get annoyed at ''proshippers'' getting in the discussion is that it feels like when you say "sex and fetish/kink arent inherently immoral and you shouldnt hate something just because its sexual" some people seem to take it on the radical opposite statement of "sex and fetish/kink are NEVER immoral and its wrong to discuss the subject because thats equal to puritanism/censorship" and thats just not the same thing. i think sexual material is worth of being taken seriously and analysed and discussed and that does include discussing when its harmful or spreads harmful ideas or behaviors. i dont think sex between consenting adults should really ever be outlawed but that doesnt mean you are exempt from judgement. fetishes like inflation and feet and pooltoys or w/e are things i fully advocate to be socially acceptable because theyre genuinely not harmful in any way to anybody and are only ostracized for being "weird/gross". pedophilia or incest or raceplay fetishes arent ostracized just for being Weird but for including very harmful ideas that cause harm in the real world. sure, im not sending you to jail or whatever, but i still think you suck and i dont wanna be near you. and thats pretty understandable honestly