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hailwhale · 5 years ago
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if mangoes didn’t have the stone in the middle, humanity would reach a new level of hedonism. we could just eat thru the whole thing without having to think. we’d permanently regress to a primal state. the seed grounds us, makes us careful when we eat. this defines us. fuck i wish i had a mango
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hailwhale · 5 years ago
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when the sun hits your laptop screen just right 
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hailwhale · 5 years ago
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Nick really said "SPONGEBOB GAY" on twitter
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and closed their replies
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hailwhale · 5 years ago
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assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number
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hailwhale · 5 years ago
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the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
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hailwhale · 5 years ago
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absolutely genius
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hailwhale · 5 years ago
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teacher: i want you guys to get into groups me:
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hailwhale · 5 years ago
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men in california in the 80s were just like “guess i’ll be a serial killer” huh
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hailwhale · 5 years ago
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When a couple acts all romantic in front of me
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hailwhale · 6 years ago
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hailwhale · 6 years ago
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listen. from the bottom of my heart. what do you mean, 2000 was 20 years ago.
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hailwhale · 6 years ago
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Anyone else only in their 20s but feel like they are running out of time to get their life together??
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In Taylor Swift’s 2017 song “Look What You Made Me Do”, she says “I’ll be the actress starring in your bad dreams.” This is foreshadowing to her role in Cats (2019), which will give all its viewers nightmares.
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hailwhale · 6 years ago
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gonna tell my kids this was twilight
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