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this blog is on hiatus until further notice.

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what’s your opinion on crows??

very nice baby’s.

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Guillotine Thomas Jefferson

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Orange man defunding the su!c!£ hotline, SNAP, Medicare, planned parenthood, and so much more?? maybe someone needs to defund his life expectancy!! 🥰🫡😘✨🩷💖

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unpopular opinion

eradicate Norway.

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the akward moment when your therapist says it’s not just being a little quirky dude but actually self destruction.

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when I was, a young boy

MY FATHER TOOK ME IN TO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKE THE BEATEN AND THE DAMMED HE SAID WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM YOUR DEMONS AND THE NON BELERVERS AND ALL THE PLANS THEY HAVE MADE

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Yknow some peoples dedication to sports is more dedication that I have to living half the time.

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I just discovered otters. Look . at that . thing. omg.

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Fucking Saten? More like BEGONE-THOT

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hypothetically

if HYPOTHETICALLY I took a bite out of a light bulb. What is the recommended corse of action

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complete the saying

"Live, laugh..."

Toaster bath 💛💛

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/JJJJJ

No.

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OH YEAHHHH- wait do we even have money for a Mercedes?

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Who said I was paying for it? I’m just gonna steal it

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*shoots sage haters with a gun* is you proud of me momma?

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YESSS!! THATS MY FUCKING KID! HOLY SHIT! WE’RE GOING FOR ICE CREAM! DO YOU WANT A MERCADES? YOUR GETTING A MERCADES!!

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Me in a different font

I might not have friends... but at least I have my cat and monster energy.