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TRIZZA IS OFFLINE

TRIZZA: Yknow I come here to escape the deadly politics of my life, not discuss them.

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TRIZZA: I'm aware. Afterall the most likely candidate to be the one who finally kills me is the empress herself.

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TRIZZA: I do not enjoy killing them but at times it is necessary for the safety of myself and highblood minorities.

TRIZZA: I dont usually kill them myself and most times its that non Tethis EMPRESSES legislation that kills them. However occasionally the downloads get rowdy and I have to send in drones to remedy the situation.

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TRIZZA: would you look at that! A volunteer for first cull? Ill make one hell of an example outta you fish!

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Trizza is Online

TRIZZA: I'm back! Hello my fans followers and loyal subjects?

TRIZZA: Any news? Any reports of conspiration against her tyranny?

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Chahut is Offline!

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My love. You hath returned.

Chahut: And yet the love is not returned. 

Chahut: You couldn’t handle someone like me.

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ψater you even fucking doing ψith your life?

Chahut: Snapchat.

Chahut: It’s like a scrapbook that gets rid of itself. Self cleaning in other words.

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Chahut Maenad is Online!

Chahut: I’m starting to get used to this.

Chahut: I just took a “phone” and it seems a lot like our grubcommunicators from home. 

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TYZIAS: Oh, Jegus. She’s finally gone.

TYZIAS: Gog, I hope I can find that rebellion troll before she does too much to damage the human world. TYZIAS: For now...I guess I’ll just find more human soft drink. Find something better than a rectangle to sleep. Whatever a human does in their passtime...

[ TYZIAS is Offline. ]

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TYZIAS: Of course! I’ll try to keep track as best as I can, my tyrant.

TYZIAS is Online!

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Trizza is Offline

TRIZZA: UGH I'm tired. Good day!

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TRIZZA: Well then I do expect that you keep this list going and keep me informed of whom the additions are.

TRIZZA: Also if you happen to come acrosst whomever got us into this mess Id like to have it on record that they shall be culled on sight under royal law.

TYZIAS is Online!

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TYZIAS: Actually, yes. Unfortunately to myself, you are the first one on the list. The top of the list, in fact. TYZIAS: You’re the fist of us I’ve seen since the whole situation, which is the only reason it’s unfortunate.

TYZIAS is Online!

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TRIZZA: Oh please the Condece is my predecessor and opponent to the throne.

TRIZZA: I prefer to go by The Tyrant or Her Tyrannical Highness

TRIZZA: Don't lump me with that hag and her sign.

TRIZZA: Is that a list of names ?

TYZIAS is Online!

TYZIAS: … Ah, finally!

TYZIAS: Now, this doesn’t make any sense… TYZIAS: Perhaps this human husktop can provide me answers.

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TYZIAS: Oh! Thank gog, the condesce made it over safe and sound. TYZIAS: Yes, I was a teal blood. Now I’m...this. At least I’m not the only one. TYZIAS: In fact...

[ sounds of Tyzias scribbling in her notebook ]

TYZIAS is Online!

TYZIAS: … Ah, finally!

TYZIAS: Now, this doesn’t make any sense… TYZIAS: Perhaps this human husktop can provide me answers.

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TRIZZA: Who do you think I am?

TRIZZA: Some lowblood errandboy?

TRIZZA: Get it your damn self, rebel scum.