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lessons with petey

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1 minute of washing machine time is like 10 minutes human time. they live on a completely different scale that we could never begin to conceptualize

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Every time a woman makes a pink job or girl math or girl dinner or I'm just a girl joke I unfortunately have to kill a random man on the streets. And you may think this is cruel or unjust but in reality that's just the way the cookie crumbles

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Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

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i watch baseball for the side quests

update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks

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yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks

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the nature of every viral epic dunk argument-terminating phrase is that, within a week of the phrase's inception, the phrase will be used by a big blog to shut up a minority trying to explain how they are being actively and visibly marginalised

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starting tomorrow i will be super normal fun kind sexy and functioning

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Yeah we are doing this.

We have had enough of this place. Enough said.

We need money to move, so please spread this around and donate if you can.

2.3k/6k raised, but we have had to use some funds to stay afloat :(

Help us get out of hawk utah 😭

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where the FUCK did all the froyo places go...

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every time you see a headline like this

I want you to remember these ones

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it's annoying that video games disable achievements when you install mods. i DID kill alduin who cares if thomas the tank engine was there

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Today in truly unfortunate URLs. Like, I feel like they have to have noticed and decided it was amusing but. MOIST LOUIS

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Oi this is me go-to order at the local fishie! Poop on a cock with mushy green peas, a cocky gobbler wrapped in moistened butty on shrew. Be sure to try it with the piss. You WON'T regret it.