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Another Interview

Hello all, my name is Peggy, author of The Thoughts of Chudley, Life on the Farm, and other fanfiction. Today, I got the chance to speak with @birdloaf ’s creation, @smooth-lin-official about their relationship with @chudley-official // Me: Okay, first thing first, when did you realize you had feelings for Chudley? Smooth Lin: I… A long time ago. Me: details? Smooth Lin: um… a while ago I came across chudley. he’s…. stunning. I realized I had feelings for him. and I… pushed them down for a while. until recently, which you know about Me: Yeah. Smooth Lin: I’m.. Go on. Me: are you okay? Smooth Lin: Yes. Next question? Me: Right. So when did you work up the courage to ask Chudley out? Smooth Lin: Okay. So. A couple weeks ago? Chudley and I were just talking, you know? And, I uh, was just thinking about it, and… told him how I felt. Me: And, he accepted? Smooth Lin: Well, he said he felt the same way. He was concerned that it wouldn't work, but I convinced him. Me: And how are you guys doing now? Smooth Lin: Pretty well, I would say. Me: And how did you feel when you saw/heard about the leaks? Smooth Lin: I was.. Surprised, to say the least. Me: I suppose anyone would be. Do you have any comments about the leaks? Smooth Lin: Yes: Why? Me: Why what? ///I had to omit a small portion of the conversation// Smooth Lin: Anymore questions? Me: One more. Do you have anything to say to anyone who might read the interview? Smooth Lin: Um.... sure. Use a lot of skincare products to be smooth. Also I do not encourage you to write fanfic about chudley x me. Me: Great, thank you for your time. Smooth Lin: No problem, stay smooth ;) /// There you have it, folks. We'd like to thank @smooth-lin-official for allowing us to interview them. And finally, stay tuned everyone, next, I'm going to try and interview @chudley-official

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Wow I can’t believe the musicals Heathers and Legally Blonde ended homophobia with their songs “I Love My Dead Gay Son” and “There Right There (Gay or European)”

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Interview with Birdloaf

Hello. My name is Peggy, I'm the author of The Thoughts of Chudley and Life On The Farm, along with other Hamilton themed fanfics. Today, I released exclusive screenshots of a scandalous, budding relationship between @smooth-lin-official and @chudley-official @birdloaf , artist, blogger, and creator of these characters, has agreed to allow me to interview them. //I cut out some bits of our beginning conversation because it's just me being a dork// The interview, is as follows. Me: So, first question. What are you thoughts on the scandalous relationship between Chudley and Smooth Lin? Birdloaf: in a way it seemed inevitable but they're already producing a tremendous amount of dark noxious energy that is polluting the atmosphere and i am very worried about the future Me: One of my questions is just "what are you going to do" and I don't exactly remember writing it, but yeah. Birdloaf: the answer is i am going to sit here and live my life and let the chaos pass over me like a storm cloud, chudlin can go off and make their weird mutant babies or whatever they're doing, they are no longer under my jurisdiction. Me: What will you say at Chudley and Smooth Lin's eventual wedding? Birdloaf: who says i will be attending this wedding? what kind of..who do you think i am. next question Birdloaf: the sheer amount of dark matter produced by their holy union would obliterate me from existence Me: How do you feel about Chudley’s exes, carl azuz and abrahan lincoln? Birdloaf: ok first of all abrahan is not chudleys ex. that is fake news. abrahan lincolm is led the United States through its Civil War—its bloodiest war and perhaps its greatest moral, constitutional, and political crisis.[2][3] In doing so, he preserved the Union, abolished slavery, strengthened the federal government, and modernized the economy and i want carl azuz to leave me alone. please carlos, take your forehead and leave Me: Oh.. okay Me: Anything else to add to that or can we move to our next question? Birdloaf: that is my full and whole answer Me: Now, going off topic of Chudley briefly, we'd like to know, where is Archie the mermaid? Birdloaf: ARCHIE!!! i don't know. probably off doing fish lawyer stuff, hopefully somewhere far away from the new happy couple Me: For her sake, i hope she is far away from them Birdloaf: can't let her be Consumed Me: protect her Me: Moving on!! Is Chudley’s surname Jeggeron because Diggs Jeggeron is his brother? Birdloaf: No, they don't have like first names and last names. Chudley is just chudley's entire name Me: good to know Me: What would happen if college au weed Laurens met Chudley? Birdloaf: i think he, like any sensible human, would get tf outta there. like he'd just Run Birdloaf: he would probably trip over his own legs 1 or 2 times on the way out too Me: Id do the same tbh Me: Since smooth lin is photoshopped, is he freakishly HD in chudley’s world? Birdloaf: that may be a question for chudley himself to answer. i dont know how smooth lin operates on any non-2d plane of existence and its scaring me when i try to think about it Me: yikers Birdloaf: i keep imagining him as a giant floating head that keeps vibrating at a really high frequency so all the features are slightly fuzzy Me: y i k e r s Me: aight we got two more questions until you can get rid of me Birdloaf: rubs hands together hit me with these sweet sweet questions Me: What are Blinda and Maria’s goats named? Birdloaf: they have many many goats but blinda's favorite is named walnut and maria's favorite is named prince thornton Me: Any other noteable goats? Birdloaf: prince thornton's parents are named king henry and queen frederick Me: i love them Me: all right final question. Me: How does it make you feel knowing that lmm has undoubtedly seen smooth lin? Birdloaf: lmm is smooth lin. lest we forget. he sees him every time he looks in the mirror and squints. to be Real, i don't imagine anyone likes being whitewashed and he's expressed mild salt about being overphotoshopped before so i believe lmm and i are on the same page about his smooth clone Me: good answer Me: Aight so that was our last question have any closing statemrnts to add before i release this to all seventeen of my followers? Birdloaf: ummmMmMmMMMmmMMmm my closing statement is: Why Me: Is that a question or Birdloaf: it is my closing statement // There u have it folks. All u probably need/want to know abt birdloaf. We would like to thank @birdloaf for their time and patience. It means a lot to us and we are Grateful.

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We are trying to get in contact with @birdloaf for their thoughts on the scandalous matter

Breaking news!!

This just in. @smooth-lin-official and @chudley-official are now in a relationship. http://imgur.com/nnkLm60 http://imgur.com/jtlVN1U http://imgur.com/r6WjhiS http://imgur.com/I2CXcud ^ leaked images as proof. ^ I, for one, am speechless.

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Even the all knowing Chudley will not know my secrets.

Breaking news!!

This just in. @smooth-lin-official and @chudley-official are now in a relationship. http://imgur.com/nnkLm60 http://imgur.com/jtlVN1U http://imgur.com/r6WjhiS http://imgur.com/I2CXcud ^ leaked images as proof. ^ I, for one, am speechless.

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Breaking news!!

This just in. @smooth-lin-official and @chudley-official are now in a relationship. http://imgur.com/nnkLm60 http://imgur.com/jtlVN1U http://imgur.com/r6WjhiS http://imgur.com/I2CXcud ^ leaked images as proof. ^ I, for one, am speechless.

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he will never be satisfied, i will never be satisfiiiiiied

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Peggy is actually named Peg Leg and during Act I you don’t see her because she’s building a boat. Then in Act II she sails away, never to be seen again.

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jefferson goes to the parking lot of the 7 eleven where chudley guards the 9th gate of hell a lot to practice his naruto running skills and he sees chudley there but he thinks hes just hallucinating bc hes high so he doesnt question it and then one day jefferson takes james there to woo him w his naruto running skills and then james sees chudley and he is like "...wtf is that" and jefferson is like "o shit u can see it too well damn"

“Believe it,” Chudley whispers, and falls upon the pair before they even have time to react. The image of Chudley’s shredded abs is seared like the sun into Thomas and James’ retinas as they are slam dunked into Hell Portal #9, never to be heard from again. Across campus, a cardinal emerges from her nest. The air has changed. Thanks, Chudley

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Lafayette as a teenager. 

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”And you are paranoid in every paragraph How they perceive you

You, you, you…”

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My interpretation of what these lines in “Burn” mean: the three other lives affected by the Reynolds Pamphlets besides Alexander’s. Pippa’s rendition of this still breaks my heart.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY RENEE ELISE GOLDSBERRY  |  January 2, 1971. 🎊

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Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now !

I think we all need Eliza’s positivity in the new year. I’m working on animatics and I have to learn how to draw this gorgeous cast.

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Join me in hell https://join.skype.com/ybjQu8iqDrOn

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I don’t have the strength to go on

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