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LISA | HARPER’S BAZAAR KOREA | JUNE 2023 ♡

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A DECADE IN KPOP: 2013

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had a dream (more like a prophetic vision) that there was a terminally ill youtuber who recorded a few months of content ahead of time to release after they died where they would occasionally casually reference the fact that they are dead, including a video talking about their actual real death complete with pictures. whole thing is kept cool and casual, no mourning or sadness just the usual "hey guys! guess who died today 🤪" stuff.

they managed to get early copies of some upcoming video games so they could post timely reviews and everything, still keeping up the whole "actually died recently" bit. they were still just like normal ass reviews, sometimes they'd drop a "wow this game is so bad I'm glad I died three weeks ago" or some similar joke.

the channel became super popular after he died and "deadtubing" became a trend but there was a huge scandal when one of the most popular deadtubers was revealed as actually being alive.

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I do not ask this lightly, the Missouri AG’s office has started a site to build a list of trans people. Clog the system. That’s the life of a trans kid who gets another day on this earth. Spam the fuck out of it, it’s not sophisticated. You don’t need to use a real email. Post as much as you’d like

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A moment of silence.

This isn’t usually what I post, especially since I’m not an Aroha, but I’m moved to tears to do this. My thoughts and prayers go out to all of Moonbin’s family and friends right now. My heart is truly breaking. Sua, Sanha, Jinjin, MJ, Rocky, Eunwoo, Seungkwan, SinB, Chanwoo, his family, we’re all thinking of you. I hope everyone respects their privacy and their need to grieve, and I also hope we are all able to celebrate his beautiful life and all that he was, and all that he gave to it. Kind, gentle, incredibly talented, I can’t imagine what could’ve happened got him to get to this point. My foundation feels shaken to its core.

Moonbin, I hope you know how much you were loved, and how sorely you shall be missed. You have left a beautiful legacy behind you, and yet it was nothing compared to all you could’ve done. You remain in our hearts and our memories. You were wonderful.

Rest In Peace.

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Republicans are garbage.

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Twice members as girlfriends HCs:

Nayeon

Often sends you pictures of herself

PDA and skinship

She is extremely supportive of you and loves you unconditionally

Even though she isn’t the best cook she does her best to make you a meal every now and then

Super corny jokes and pick up lines

Just loves to hear you compliment her

Even though she would prefers to stay at home she’s more than happy to go on walks, movies, eat out or even travel if it’s with you

Likes to show you off to the other members

Pouts when you tease her but she secretly likes it

Whenever you work out with her she tries extra hard on each exercise to try and impress you but by the end of the session she’s leaning against you for support

Cuddles in the morning and binge watching shows at night are a must for the two of you

Park walks are a weekly ritual for you both

She keeps the plush toy you got her in her bed. She also takes it whenever she goes on tour as it reminds her of your relationship

Unfortunately Kookeu isn’t a big fan of you which you are upset with since you generally get along with animals

She like to call you sweetheart

Forehead kisses are her favorite whether giving or receiving

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I’ve run out of words…

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happy chen second baby announcement everyone

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[INFO] SM confirms Chen and his wife currently expecting their 2nd child!

Congratulations to the happy family 🥰

Source

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kinktober - master kink

Jinyoung came home.. frustrated today, to say the very least. The dark, fiery look you knew so well was in his eyes as soon as he laid eyes on you. The look that he had whenever he fucked you like you were nothing, that he was going to ruin you tonight. you grew wet at the mere eye contact, even if he was just taking off his shoes. “welcome home, master,” you whimpered, summoning your best submissive voice, looking up at him through your eyelashes like you knew he liked. you were in trouble no matter what so it’s best to try and get on his good side early.

At your nervous voice he walked over, grabbing your hair in a vice-like grip, and gave you his wryest smile, “hello, little thing.” he mercilessly shoved you onto your knees so you were face to face with his hard bulge- you couldn’t help but cry out a little at the sight. Jinyoung looked down at you in almost disgust, pulling your head back to look up at him, “I’ve had a hard day, I need my slut to do their job.” he was always cold in these moods but it didn’t matter much. it only served to make you more needy and you knew what he wanted anyway: sucking him off. and you’ve had plenty of practice. you know to start at the base, know to run your tongue over the vein and around his girth, tease his balls just enough that he feels it, look up at him with tears and desperation in your eyes.

your blowjobs were the only thing that cracked your masters mean demeanour: he couldn’t help but let his grip tighten just a bit, or how his eyes rolled back if he lost himself in the pleasure. it was always nice knowing that some part of you could get the better of him.. even if it’s a small part. so, you fluttered your eyelashes, opened your throat, and let him fuck your throat. he stayed silent as he stared you in the eyes, on the edge of losing himself in his pleasure.. but he valued his control over himself too much to let go. Jinyoung used his grip on your hair to rip you off and push you onto your back, throwing your legs over his shoulder before plunging himself deep into you.

“wow, you’re this wet already? you always were desperate.” he spoke down to you, thrusts growing faster as you became wetter at his condescending tone. his grip on your calves tightened as he pushed your legs further back- almost folding you in half at his desire to go deeper. his pace was harsh, fast, deep, just how he thought was right. you couldn’t help but cry out in pure pleasure, quickly putting your hand over your mouth to not bother Jinyoung. he pushed you further and further until he was up against your cervix, mercilessly using you like you had no feelings. to him, when he was in this mindset, you honestly didn’t. 

he was sweating hard, muscles bulging on his arms at how hard he was going. it felt amazing- heavenly, honestly- but that didn’t stop the sting from the stretch. at a particularly hard thrust you couldn’t help but cry out “too much, master! too much!” at that, his hips stuttered- you could feel his dick twitching at the words. he had put you almost at the edge of your limits and he knew it. his eyes suddenly grew a bit crazed. he leaned forward, pushing the tiniest bit further that he could inside of you, to wrap his hand tightly around your throat and rest his head on yours. he stared deeply into your eyes as he whispered, “what’re you gonna do, cry? you won’t stop me.”

his thrusts became ungodly deep. he was barely moving out, just harshly, quickly thrusting inside of you. he kept his grip on your throat tight as his hands as you felt yourself losing control, barely able to moan as your mouth hung wide open. Jinyoung took this as an invitation to shove one of his fingers inside, hooking the side of your mouth with an evil grin, “you’ve been good for Master today, but don’t think you can cum until I do, got it?” you had no choice but to try and say “yes, master.” around his finger.

pleasure quickly turned to pain as holding your orgasm became more and more difficult. mercifully, probably due to how much of a mess you had become, Jinyoung came not too long after he set the rule. he knew what he was doing when he set the rule, though, because the feeling of his cum hitting your stomach had you tumbling after him.

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kinktober 12: spit 

a/n: yea I definitely tried and failed this kinktober but that’s on my neverending chest infection. I’m just gonna carry on from day 12 from here on...

you can’t even think of when your lips weren’t on Changbins- you were far too gone. as soon as he walked through the door you were on his lap, lips on his. he didn’t even start of slow. you sat in his lap, his arms were around you, his tongue was immediately in your mouth. you let out a quick whimper of surprise before moving closer, trying desperately to get even more of your lips to touch his. something about him, about this, pushes all thoughts but him from your brain- all you can think of is getting more. you pushed yourself as close to him as you could get, pulling him in as tight as your weakening muscles would allow. Changbin grunted in response; leaving one arm tight around your waist as the other moved down to your ass, pushing you hard onto his rapidly growing erection. it was the roughness of your kissing that did it- he loved when you didn’t mind getting messy.

most guys use hickies or scratch marks, maybe even bite marks, to mark their partners; not Changbin. for him it was all about spit. he loved the sluttier, kinkier side of it. he loved that it let him go crazy with you, that it was more subtle, that people only dirty enough for you would know what the sheen around your mouth was. the power was getting to his head even now- the tiniest drool mark had started leaving your mouth and already you could feel his dick twitching. he began to suck on your tongue- forcing it out of your mouth so even more drool could spill out onto your chin. after a few harsh sucks that made you wriggle and whine he let it go with a pop just to dive in for more. 

his tongue ran over yours, across your puckered lips, teasingly grazing the top of your mouth. it was feral, ridiculously messy, but the bestial side of it always got to your heads. you started grinding onto him even harder, the scratchiness of his denim making the feeling even better. he matched your growing aggression with even harder thrusts, grabbing almost painfully onto the flesh of your ass in his excitement. you reached for the hair on the back of his neck and tugged to keep him still, sucking his tongue like he sucked yours. it forced a deep groan from him as he harshly slapped your ass and humped you even harder. you released his tongue in your surprise, letting out a moan as desperate as his.. you clinked teeth as your lips met again- something you two would usually giggle at but were now far too lustful to even think about- as your growing orgasm got the better of you. 

you could feel the mixture of your spits dripping off of your chin now. it started to fall onto your shirt, sticking it against your chest with just how much drool was now collecting. the cold, sticky feeling would usually gross you out but you were far too gone, far too lost in everything about Changbins tongue that you couldn’t help but moan out at the sensation- pulling yourself chest to chest with him so he could feel it too. the spit, his hands grabbing everything he could reach, and the new angle of his aggressive humps finally made you fall apart with a high pitched cry. as you shook on top of him Changbin- with a few final thrusts- came against his jeans, head falling onto your shoulder as his tongue finally left your mouth.

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-🍁 mysterious

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kinktober 11: wearing their clothes

at this point, you wear Chanyeols clothes more than you wear your own. they always smell amazing, feel like you’re wearing a cloud, and absolutely drowned you in that precious fabric. this stood ten times stronger whenever he had to go away. you always kept a hoodie and a spare bottle of his cologne... and whenever he came home you always wore it and nothing else. as soon as you heard his shoes come off you sprung up in bed like some sort of zoo meerkat, crawled out from under the duvet, and knelt on the edge of your bed to wait. it was a ritual.

a quick shuffle of feet was all the warning you got before the bedroom door swung open not even 5 seconds later and you were wrapped in your lovers arms, squeezed tightly into his chest. it hadn’t been too long this time- a short promotional period abroad- but that didn’t stop you missing Chanyeol all the same. his smell, his hugs, and- especially right now- just how well he stretched you out. quickly, you fell onto the bed together, staring deeply into each others eyes, “I missed you, baby. I missed you so much, missed feeling you.” he whispered in his tired, raspy voice, brushing his hands up the hem of his jumper to run his hands up your jumper.

he barely even thought, you don’t think you even noticed he pulled it out, before he pushed his dick all the way into you. you cried out in surprise at the harsh, rough stretch to accommodate. in a haphazard rush, Chanyeol wrapped his arms around you- lifting you up so you were half sat on top of his dick. it forced him even deeper inside of you- to the extent that you could feel your stomach being pressured by how far he was. the inhuman amount of pressure made you almost scream in raw pleasure, “god Chanyeol, oh my god- please!” at your babbling he began to deeply grind into you, pushing as far into you as physically possible, ripping high-pitched whimpers out of you. he desperately scrambled to grab the back of his jumper- using it to pull you impossibly closer to him. you were swimming in him: the warmth that you had missed so dearly, the smell that you had tried so hard to replace, the feeling of being near you that you could never find anywhere else.  

you couldn’t help but stare at Chanyeol in these moments. the cute crinkly in his brow he gets when he loses himself, the- frankly- sexy way he bites his lip, the way he can’t help but grab onto you so tight. you lose yourself in his touch, the stimulation all over your skin, his grunts and groans, until you find that you can’t go on anymore. you find yourself mindlessly whimpering “chanyeol.. chanyeol..” until he clicks, bouncing you up and down on his ridiculous length until you climax together- leaving a tiny stain on the hem of his hoodie.

though it wouldn’t be long until you two would go again.

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kinktober 10 - eating out

Jihyos kisses were unlike anything you’ve ever experienced. you lost your mind every time she lent in. your nerves started singing, buzzing like speaker feedback as you swam in everything about her. you were jelly in her hands whenever she went anywhere near your lips- you’d agree to anything she wanted if she kissed you once, short and sweet, but what she was doing now was making love to your mouth, holding you tight and showing you you’re her world. quite frankly, when she kisses you like this, you were hers to do whatever she wanted with.

softly, she pushed your shoulder so you would fall on your back. her lips left as you landed and you whimpered at the feeling, putting Jihyos precious grin on her face, “don’t worry, baby, I’m gonna kiss you somewhere you’ll love much more~” she teased with that bright smile. she held your eye contact as she slowly moved her way down your body. as she went, her hands dragged themselves lazily over all of your features, “you’re so pretty, sweetheart. I’m so lucky to be the one who gets to see you like this.” Jihyo purred, gently kissing you against the plush of your thigh just to make your blush a bit darker. you grinned at her, covering part of your face so she couldn’t see your blush, and she couldn’t help but grin back. in that moment her patient, teasing fingers found the waistband of your panties. she pulled them up harshly so that the rough fabric grazed harshly against your clit before pulling them off- slowly, of course.

Jihyo kept her eyes locked with yours, full of amusement and desire, as she took her time appreciating your body. despite your impatient noises she was unwavering. she kissed up and down your ribs, over and on your breasts, gently all over the tops of your arms, and down to your pelvis until she finally moved down to your clit. you cried out in happiness- probably louder than you should have to be honest- as she sucked deliciously hard. Jihyo eats you out every chance she gets and the practice has truly paid off. she knows every single one of your sensitive spots like they’re the back of her hand. her sweet mouth moved from your clit to the rest of you, quickly flicking up and down. as you became wetter and wetter under her mouth she couldn’t help but moan- she found you so sweet. she needed to reward it.

she pulled away for a second, staring at your desperate features over your stomach, as she sucked two of her fingers. before you could even take in the sight in front of you she pushed them inside. the strain and the pleasure mixed together in your stomach- you shook hard at the feeling. it took the air away from your lungs faster than you could think to breathe. she made quick work of your clit too- circling harder and faster and licking long strips up and down your wet folds. you barely even felt the build up to your orgasm with how fast it snuck up on you. you could hardly stutter out, “J-Jihyo I’m-” before you were screaming under her tongue. her mouth was truly gods work- you writhed under the influence of it for what felt like forever before your high finally subsided and you could breathe again.

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a/n: i hate doing the “babygirl/boy” thing in fics. i find it really takes away from the immersion but i couldn’t think of anything else. sorry boys.

kinktober 7: punishment

Minho has always been the dominant one in your relationship: from influencing what you did and didn’t wear in a day down to always being in charge in the bedroom. you loved it, of course- you wouldn’t be letting it happen otherwise- but sometimes you crave a change. sometimes, you can’t help but think about having him under you, letting himself be led by you for once... even the idea of him listening to you for once thrilled you. why not try?

today was your chance. you snuck out in the time he was at work to buy bondage rope and now all that was left was waiting. you had been checking your phone constantly throughout the day desperate for the text to tell you he was coming home. all your chores, your work, even some of his chores had been done, you were literally just pacing the length of your home towards the end of the day until- finally- he messaged at about 11pm to tell you he was coming home. you readied yourself by the door dressed in his favourite outfit on you, the strand of rope dangling from your hands. the plan was simple: begin to kiss him, wrap your arms around his waist, and tie his wrists together when he was distracted. as soon as he entered the door you began to enact your plan: “aw, babygirl/boy, you got yourself ready for me. how did you know i would ask?” the smooth, cocky voice he always used when he dominated you reverberated in your bones but you didn’t let your intentions slip.

you began to kiss him just how he liked- slow but heated, sensual, tongue fighting with his. for a moment, you forgot what you were even planning. but, as his focus slipped from reality to you you took your chance, grabbed hold of his hands, wrapped the rope around his wrist, and quickly tied it to the other. he tried to pull against it and move away from you, clearly frustrated with the turn of events, but your grip on the rope kept it in place. you cheekily bit his lip before pulling away from him and finally letting him move, “what do you think you’re doing? who do you think you are?” he exclaimed (to your joy), “once I break out of this rope you’re fucked!” you don’t think you’d ever seen him so furious before- his eyebrows were deeply furrowed, his frown deep-set, you don’t think he’s ever looked at you like that. you brushed it to the side, though, instead choosing to argue that, “it’s my turn to be in charge. you can listen to me for a change?”

he looked like he was going to consider it for a second before he responded- with a smile you should’ve known was suspicious, “of course, baby, just for a bit.” he stilled his struggling and followed you to your shared bedroom. you really should’ve known it was too easy. you should’ve thought more. as you moved your hand to his shoulder, still walking behind him, you should;ve known he’d take the chance to get out of it. that was the chance he was looking for; your knot on his right hand was too lose and he undid it easily. before you could blink he turned, grabbed the hand that was holding him, put it behind your back, and pinned you to the wall, “you little shit. you think you can undermine me like this? trick me like this? how dare you. you’re in for a long night, you stupid little slut.”