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We looked inside some of the posts by haniarry and here's what we found interesting.
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- We sat down on Thursday after a good breakfast, after good cup of coffee, after good night sleep... - after good sex. - after good sex as always and we talked it through.
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- have you ever tasted yourself? - Yes. - and? - it definitely doesn't taste like strawberries on a summer evening
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- Oh, you don't have to cook for me. [...] - I changed my mind, you have to cook for me.
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- So you speak Polish, English, Russian, and Swedish? And you're never stop to amaze me.
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- What we should play tonight? - Oh, I think it's obvious. We're in Sweden, so... ABBA. - OK, and what song? - Facing twenty thousands of your fans, how can anyone be so lonely?...
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- Now I'm going to say something rude... In three, two, one... It's not "sissy", it's Gucci, you uncultured swine.
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- Let's say, hypothetically, if you would find me naked in your bed... What would you do? - Ask for consent. - Oh. Okay. - it's not an answer you were expecting? - No, it's just... I asked this exact question to several people and no one answered like that.
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- Oh, did I interrupted you? - Yes, I was in the middle of something, yes. - In the middle of what? - I'm not sure if I can tell you. - I won't judge. - I was playing with myself... - Oh. Sorry. I'm so, so sorry...
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- So it was you who bought my fans hot coffee? - Coffee, tea, hot chocolate... Yes. How do you know? - There was "TPWK" on cups. - Yes because "From Russia with Love" wouldn't fit.
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- I look like a frog. - That's great, I love frogs. I have a whole collection of them.
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- You're cute. - I'm not. I've never been. And probably never will.
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- You know, when Eddie announced that someone is coming on stage for their girlfriend I thought 'what a lucky girl'... And then he said your name and I thought 'oh, so it's me'...
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- What does zero say to eight? - I don't know. What? - "Nice belt". - :) - You have no idea how long I've waited to tell you this joke...
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- It may seem like a stupid question, but... where have you been all my life?
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- You're a good girl, H. And do you know what good girls deserve? A good fuck.
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