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Another gem from russian dub
The final battle, Thor vs Thanos, Thor buries an ax in Thanos’ chest;
original line: “I told you, you will die for that”
russian line: “I told you, I’ll kill you for my brother”
guys
it’s like
original movies: *thorki exists*
russian dub: *thorki intensifies*
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you know when you’re motivated but like, in the wrong way?? like “i’m ready to do all my laundry and clean the whole apartment and do dishes and vacuum and -” like ok champ that’s great but why don’t we focus on those two projects due monday first
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Nine and Rose reblog if you agree
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слишком шикарно
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On an off-topic note, this combination of various clips from Thor| Avenger movies and the audio track from KVN sketch “Your Big Brother“ is still the funniest thing produced by the Marvel ru!fandom.
(has English subs, so that more people can appreciate the glory)
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Me: *tries to go to bed at a reasonable time*
Me: ah yes
Me: 4am
Me: perfect
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Well, I have a question about Loki in Infinity War trailer. Does he gives the Tesseract to Thanos or just shows it? Because giving it makes sense only if he tries to save his ass after the Asgardians die. Someone suggests that he trades the T for their lives, but… Why Thanos can’t kill them after collecting all the stones, for example?
If he just shows it (I mean this sence looks like “I have what you want” for me), may be he tries to win time? Or Loki can use the T to get to another place, so Thanos (or his minions) decides to catch him? Sounds a bit too heroic for Loki.
I mean, I’m not sure what I saw in the trailer. Help me, please. And sorry for my shitty English.
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Thor: we can join forces and fight Hela together!
Odin: Oooh yeah I’d love to but I think I hear your mother calling me so I should probably go see what she wants
Loki: I don’t hear anything.
Odin: oops there it is again
Thor: father no one is calling your name
Loki: the only person talking is you
Odin: must be something urgent I should probably leave immediately
Loki: THIS is something urgent….are you just making this up to get out of confronting a problem you created.
Odin: she’s practically yelling now
Friggas literal ghost: Odin stay there and fix your shit
Odin: *disappearing* I gotta go. So sorry. Can’t be helped.
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awesome female characters: ↳ song ji won (age of youth)
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MY TIME HAS COME TO BURN! I INVOKE THE ANCIENT POWER THAT I MAY RETURN!
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Why so shy? Show your companion.
…Show her your true self.
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