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was waiting on an emergency plumber, decided to smoke by my car instead of stare at my fucked up kitchen. he pulled up next to me, leaned out the window and goes "i'm assuming you're the client" like yeah buddy, read that one right
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I hate being awkward during emotional social interactions because on top of all the usual stuff there's a voice in the back of my head going omgggg this is just like murderbot
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Happy Labor Day
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“Kill them with kindness” WRONG. Reviving them with my glowing green concoction. 💉 🧪 🥼💉🧟🩸💉💉 🥼🟩🧪 🩸 💉💉 🟩🩺🧪 💉🧟♂️💉🥼🩺💉🩸 🧪 💉🧟♀️ 🩺🟩🧟♀️🥼💉💉🩸💉💉💉💉💉 🧪 🟩 🩸🧪🧟♂️💉💉💉🩺💉 🟩🧪 🥼💉🩸🩺💉🧪💉🩸🥼💉💉💉🧟♂️🥼💉 🧪 🩸💉💉🧟🟩 💉🥼💉💉
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Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience
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Also idk if I need to state this publicly again but hello, Ai is my name and I'm an artist but I draw things with my hands. I'm not artificial intelligence; if anything, I'm organic stupidity.
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toby fox is literally slaving away in the tumblr sexyman mines and none of you are thanking him for it. hes pumping them out like the imaginary boyfriend machine from inside out stop being ungrateful
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Trump is dead this and Trump is dead that. The obvious answer for Trump's sudden disappearance is that Trump has gone into his very first heat and the Whitehouse is trying to cover up that he's an Omega
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anyone ever: from the get-go
me, nodding sagely: from the gecko…
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