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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that
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You mean I'm not a fucking furnace?!!!

I'm on 4 of the drugs listed here. Let me know in the tags if you can beat that.
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I guess we deserve a beach episode now, right?
After what feels like an eternity, I've finally reached 4K on ig. Made this silly drawing to celebrate~ 💖
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saw this and could not stop thinking abt SaL I cannot lie
or just vampire-y spardas in general KDKENDKSJS
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep
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Batman: * enters the room with a bunch of children following behind *
JLA: ???
Green Lantern: Huh
Green Arrow: Batman, who the fuck are these kids?
Batman: Language
Batman: These are my children. Agent A is sick so I had to bring then in
Wonder Woman: I am not acquainted with the hero know as 'agent a'
Aquaman: As long as they don't cause trouble I don't see the issue
Flash: ???
Flash: You don't see the issue? Batman didn't have any kids until not that long ago where did they COME FROM???
Batman: ...
Batman: Oldest one i found in the circus
Batman: Second eldest was born from the shadows
Green Arrow: Wha-
Batman: Third one, i found in the trash
Batman: Fourth one followed me home after I forgot the door open
Batman: And my youngest my ex mailed to me
Aquaman: Mailed??
Batman: I tried to return him but the post office guy said neither Heaven nor Hell wanted him
Batman: Or anyone in Gotham, for that matter
JLA: ...
Flash: ...
Flash: ... sorry I asked
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