THE ONE! THE ONLY! THE THORN IN YOUR SIDE! THE WEED IN YOUR GARDEN! THE CRAZY MAN IN YOUR CRAZY TOWN!
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soon enough the whole world shall know……..
btw not knowing about the hhvcd characters on my quiz gets you "block me" kshskghd
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Trans men can do anything, including being radioactive
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challenge ACCEPTED!!
aych aych vee see dee <3
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LOL! this user was DEFINITELY on chemicleas when they wrote this 😂😂🤣
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CALLOUT POST FOR HARICOT HERETIC AT TUMBLR DOT GOV. he fuckig killed theo :<
god, can’t women do anything?
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ah well!! I thought a really large paint bucket would get me & that didn’t happen so I guess this sort of thing just happens to us all!!
WELCOME BACK TO THA LAND OF THA LIVING HARICOT
why thank you!! it’s good to be back! fair exchange, right? me to the land of the living & you to the land of the dead? well, fair or not that’s the exchange that will be made. terribly sorry, but you seem to have caught me in an excitable mood & I have been just DYING to try out my new cordyceps!! have fun :}
#(this is not a lie when I was small I thought someone would put me in an egg and put a paint bucket over me & id get automatically#easter painted & then cooked because the bucket was warm)#(& that is how I pictured my death for a good 2 years)
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WELCOME BACK TO THA LAND OF THA LIVING HARICOT
why thank you!! it’s good to be back! fair exchange, right? me to the land of the living & you to the land of the dead? well, fair or not that’s the exchange that will be made. terribly sorry, but you seem to have caught me in an excitable mood & I have been just DYING to try out my new cordyceps!! have fun :}
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hello to lovers & haters alike! the name’s haricot heretic (he/ey/it) & i have crawled my way back from my digital grave yet again with the intent to keep on spreading my rot over all corners of the internet!! although I may not be as tech-savvy as my dear detested rival (for those not familiar, @checkered-devil), returning from the dead just happens to be my specialty!! little bastard thought it’d gotten rid of me for good, at least on this wretched website, but I’m back & better than ever!!!!! all that aside, it’s great to be back & for your sake I hope ya can get your hands on a hazmat suit ASAP 💚
(this blog belongs to meee @siegfriedbeans & is part of an oc universe shared with @canolatie & @nobody-knose. i will be speaking in character as haricot heretic on this blog, & any ooc text will be written in parentheses!! if ya wanna learn more about these characters & the world they inhabit, just shoot me or the aforementioned fellow creators an ask :] tee hee)
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