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need

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The Los Angeles House: Decoration and Design in America's 20th-Century City, 1995

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gay who from whoville seeing you in a skimpy christmas outfit: its literally giving dahoo dorays

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my collection of drug doing kitties

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ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

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This is probably different for different people but for me personally ADHD feels like if you can only carry a cup of water across a room if you’re juggling with your other hand

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Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

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"i asked chatgpt-" well i consulted the oracle at delphi and she told me that my kingdom will only fall when a mule becomes king of the medes

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horse running down an empty road at night dark shrubbery lines the visible edge of the road behind the horse whose white pelt glows with flares of bright orange light and its beautiful mane flows behind it its nostrils are flared with determination and strength it is apparent that this horse possesses unimaginable beauty and power it is on a mission us mere humans could never begin to understand the question that should be on all of our minds though is whether this horse aims to use its might for good or for evil or perhaps neither as the concepts are rather polarizing and almost nothing is purely good or purely evil we all exist in the in between

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Magdalen Cloisters in the Summer - Francis Hamel , 2024.

British , b. 1963 -

Oil on linen , 96 x 46 cm.

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a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster