Haru Sagara, at your service! Can I interest you in the new Anomalous Scuba Diving Experience?
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Give him a second. Just a second. He's juuust about to get this window unlocked, just ooooooneeeee litttttlleeeeeee seeeeOh! He got it. "Glad to know you looked at the chore chart, gahaha! You're on Ushi-Oni duty today, since Towa's been spending time in the caves." He pauses. "Buuuuuuttttt if you miss the water that bad, I'll reassign you! No problemo!"
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! < @haru-sagara >
"Ugghhh." Not this clown again. "What do you want? I'm not dealing with the lizard wannabes today."
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Ooohhhhhh! So that's what that was all about!
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...... WAIT!!!!!! Does that make me Haru Otonashi?! Or are you Towa Sagara?


look look me n haru got married! :3 (he just doesn’t know it yet shhh)
#< SOOOOO TRUE >#< HARUTOWA WIN >#< Haru sunflowers and yellow accents with a pink ribbon while Towa has pink flowers and pink accents with a yellow ribbon woahg. gay ppl >
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Great timing! 💐💐💐
happy valentine’s day! give me a bouquet of flowers Or Else.
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I got lost in Ikea for a hot minute but I'm back! What'd I miss?
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< Hello besties I know I've been quiet af lately but this is an official mini hiatus post bc I. Am juggling a bunch of shit and can't dedicate the time to this blog atm BUTTTT HOPEFULLY.... ITLL BE OKAY SOON. I HOPE. So Haru is going back into the well for now o7 >
#ooc#< IM SORRRYYY IM THE WORST. KING OF NOT DOING JACK SHIT >#< I miss Haru I really really do but I need a minute >#< SALUTE EMOJI >
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Making the budget for February.... (sniffle) (CRYING SOUNDS)
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Heimsendi, Kópavogur, Iceland.
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(He'd appreciate the consideration, really, especially if it means he doesn't have to be fully on edge all the time. He's really hoping. Like, really hoping.
He nods at the text and pushes open the door just enough to peek his head in to see who all was there, soon pushing all the way in with an enthusiastic,) Comin' in~!
(He's forgone having Peekaboo by his side for this particular interview. It's just easier this way, and though Peekaboo would be super helpful for the cold, he worried the little guy would freeze a bit too much for Haru's liking. Ah well. It's all for Peekaboo...)
I heard you need some hands on deck? All right! Put me in coach! I reckon I'd be the perfect fit for what'cha need!
(Ahhh. He shouldn't. He really shouldn't. He like, really super really duper shouldn't. He so shouldn't so much that it's actually hard for him to press the button on his phone. But then he thinks of the 5,260 yen per hour and gets lightheaded, and that decides that.)
> Jin! Get ready!! > I'm on my way!!! ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ > Here's my resume!!!! > Resume.pdf
(And he's off to Frostheim. He's off to Frostheim before the text is finished sending, and he's waiting patiently at Jin's door until the marker says Read and he's sure he's not going to get stabbed upon entering. Not that he really thought he would be, given that Jin never has before, but.... stab him once, shame on him! Stab him twice.... shame on him again!!!!)
< @haru-sagara >
Upon initially seeing the text sent to him and who it's from, Jin's mildly surprised. But then he recalls the house that Haru's overseeing, as well as the poor distribution of funding that he's granted.
Taking into consideration the Jabberwock captain's stigma, he could prove to be a valuable assistant. For that reason, Jin decides that he will give Haru a little more leeway than other applicants in regards to how he responds to questions.
Deeming it unimportant, the Frostheim captain doesn't bother opening the resume Haru attached in his message. Instead, he waits until he hears knocking at his door. When he does, Jin sends out his usual text.
[It's open.]
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Cap!!! Some aussie girl came by for a tour and I was able to make a sale~~!! 200 yen is the price for a full tour of the park, right? That's like..... 200 dollars? Yay me~!!
Right on with the sale! I'm real glad to hear that you're helping out around he--200 yen?
(HE'S PALE. PLEASE SAY SIKE..... Two hundred yen...........)
A-Alli.... You're pulling my leg, yeah? You meant to bump that up, yeah? Even with mate's rates....
(He takes a deep breath and then sighs. This is really his fault if you think about it.)
All right! I'll send a notice out to everyone. Tickets are 5,800 yen a pop! Mate's rates knocks that down to 4,640 yen, and not a penny less!!!
(Two hundred yen....... two hundred yen....... OTL orz)
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Nah, nah! I got it!!! But if you're offering, how about you go check on all the nests for me?
Always work to be done..... I reckon I'll run myself ragged soon enough...
Ah well! Nothing to be done about it! Back to work!
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Always work to be done..... I reckon I'll run myself ragged soon enough...
Ah well! Nothing to be done about it! Back to work!
#< Mun is so sorry he is. surely trying his best >#< It is just that like four diff things have all converged into one and it has been difficult to do Much of Anything lately so. SIGHS... >#< ILL GET TO REPLIES SOON I SWEAR. IM SORRRYYY i dont even know if i have replies. AT ANY RATE >#< IF I HAVE THEM? ILL GET TO THEM. IF I DONT? UHH >#< ILL GET HARU OUT OF THIS QUIET PERIOD. SOON >
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Probably! Pretty sure I could hear Romeo yellin' about it from here, gahaha!
"Some dumbass bastard shot up my new tv.. Question is, was I that bastard?"
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GAH?! Ugh, what a pain.... I got so distracted by a new critter that the time passed without me noticing......... Wait, the dorm is what?!
GAH!!!!!!
#< IM SO TIME BLIND IM LIKE HAHA ITS BEEN. NOT THAT MUCH TIME (MULTIPLE DAYS HAVE PASSED) >#< Step one for returning: set jabberwock on fire >#< Ill reply to stuff probably later tonight >
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< I've got a reply to Haku to get to but otherwise I genuinely can't remember which threads I've left hanging and which I've successfully gotten to so uhhhh. If we have a thread you want to continue that I dropped the ball on lmk! I'll shoot you a reply. Otherwise I think I'll call it even with this last one and say I am fully caught up on all accounts. o7 >
#ooc#< Thats probably how itll go forever. If its been a hot second and I havent replied feel free to tag me again. I have probably just forgot#< Bad memory man has bad memory more news at four >
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Merry Christmas, Cap!
Alli takes off her beanie- which was surprising, wasn't black- and places it on Haru's head. She then takes a smaller matching one out of her pocket and tucks it on Peekaboo's head, guiding his little ears into the holes.
Huh? For me?
(He really tries to comment on the one made for him first, but Peekaboo is just so damn cute in that little hat that he can't help but gush about it. He picks Peekaboo up out of the sling and squeezes him tight, eyes sparkling with delight. Peekaboo lets out his own delighted Boo! Boo! before being crushed, soon retaliating by sinking his teeth into Haru's shoulder. Ouch.)
Gah--! No biting, Peekaboo! Stop! Ow! Ow! I'm sorry!
Th-thanks a million for these, Alli! They're tops! Make sure to take the day off today, yeah? You've earned a break!
#< WAAHHHH SHES CUTE >#< SORRY THIS IS SO LATE. CAN WE PRETEND AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE >#< can we pretend its christmas still. christmas (counts on fingers) 8 . christmas forever. >
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Surprise! You’ve been visited by Santa Towa! Don’t worry about a naughty or nice list, he has no morals. Anyway, let’s see what he’s brought you today!
For Haru, his wonderful Captain, his soulmate, his person, Towa brought him a vibrant bouquet full of pink and peach roses, purple monte casinos, mini pink carnations, and an abundance of other pretty greenery. The arrangement sat in a cute yellow pitcher (that he painted himself!) with a lovely white bow wrapped around the neck of the container. Next to the flowers was a small box with a thin ribbon tied around it and a card attached that read ‘Don’t open until tonight when we’re alone together!!!’ followed by three praying hands emojis and a string of random emoticons. Towa didn’t want to miss Haru opening his second gift–He needed to be there for it. Hopefully Haru would follow along with his request.
Santa Towa?! Haru thought he was Sagara Claus!
Ahh man, he's really not used to this sort of thing. Gifts and all that. The moment he sees the pitcher full of flowers his face flushes despite his best efforts to play it cool. "Aww mate," He's grinning like an idiot before he can even reach the damn thing.
"Towa, you legend you..."
The pitcher is lovely and will certainly get a lot of use both in the dorm and in the park, and the flowers really liven up the place. Is this what Towa has been growing in that garden of his? Haru may have to widen the plot for him!
He ran a finger over the petals of the roses as he looked at the card, laughter bubbling out of him at the random emoticons and emojis. Classic Towa, he thinks with fond amusement. And, never one to turn down a genuine request from his vice, Haru pocketed the small box and went about his chores for the day, burning with curiosity over what Towa has planned for the evening. Before he sets off he has half a mind to send a text, and luckily for him, half a mind is all he needed this time.
> Towa!!!! > Thanks for the legend gift!! ( ´ ▽ ` ).。o♡ > We'll take the day off tomorrow and go do whatever you'd like tomorrow!!!!! > Mwah! (´ ε ` )♡
#< woahhh posted on december 25th 2024 on the dot thats crazy woahhh haru totally didnt take longer than the rest of the year to post this >#< eset def got to this on time one hundred and twelve percent yup. yep. dont look at the timestamp. dont look >#< IM SORRRYYYYY HEAD IN HANDS. HEAD IN SO MAN Y HANDS >#< Towa is so cute :((( HES SOOOO CUTIES >#< Your honor im obsessed w them >
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Thoughts about Hotarubi?
Hotarubi, huh? I envy their predictable weather, gahaha!
Nah mate, in all seriousness, I don't mind 'em. Their vice-captain's a real charmer though! He may be even worse than me, and that's saying something.
As a show of goodwill between houses, every Hotarubi member who visits the park this weekend can get 250 yen off their ticket! Hurry! This deal won't last!
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