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Shout out to Niffty for existing. Easily one of the girls of all time

Also she’s really fun to draw

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Three darling daughters #girldad

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can we bring back the vox blushing discussion

because imagine if like he blushed in audio wavelengths that follow his heartrate like one of those heartrate monitors

here is a shitty representation of it

(I did a SMAAALL bit of animation since I was working in after effects anyways)

and alternatively:

obviously can't leave out the best canon vox crash screen

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You've opened my mind and ticklish Vox is so good actually, PLEASE write something with that as the focus I beggg 🙏 🙏

a/n — Sorry if this is short! I’m kinda tired and lowkey just wanted to get some fluff out before bed.

The glowing screen of the television illuminated the room with a soft blue glow as you lounged on the covers of your bed with Vox.

You weren't really paying all that much attention to the action on screen, instead daydreaming sleepily and tracing your nails softly along Vox's exposed skin.

Except, you weren't paying any mind too that activity either. Hense, why you didn't notice Vox's breath catch when your fingers moved to the inside of his arms.

You only noticed when he started squirming uncomfortably in this space next to you, sparing you a single unexplainable glance.

"You all good over there, Vox?" you ask curiously.

"No, yeah I just-" You continued gently tracing his skin and he bit his lip and made a comical choking noise before blurting out a small laugh.

The wheels in your head began to turn. "Wait, Vox. Are you ticklish?" You grin in his direction, shifting your position on the bed.

He collected himself hurriedly and pulled away, "No, of course not. What a stupid thing to even-"

His sentence was abruptly cut off by you tackling him down and straddling him, beginning to poke at his sides. He couldn't help but giggle wildly and squirm away from you.

"Get the fuck-" A laugh interrupts his sentence, "Oh god, fuck you!"

Violent laughter wracks his body as you relentlessly poke at his sides and stomach. He squirms every which-way, smiling like a mad man.

You can’t help but laugh with him, “Oh my god you’re so cute.”

“No! No i’m—hah—i’m not,” he grits his teeth through giggles. His laughter filled the room and spilled out of him. God, you’d do anything to hear him laugh like this more often.

Finally, your hands stopped moving and you leaned down to kiss Vox, who was still softly giggling.

“You are cute, you know? ‘Specially when you laugh,” you smile into his lips.

He laughs quietly, still recovering.

“I know.”

a/n — I got majority of the ideas for this little drabble from another request I got. I’ll post it tomorrow after I get some sleep, don’t worry.

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My new headcanon is that Karens become Susans in Hell.

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can we get more queer platonic content with Alastor plz🫶🏻🫶🏻

{Hell yes you can} 

If you’re smaller than him, which is very likely, he will just pick you up at seemingly random intervals. He will carry you around like you weigh nothing. He has absolutely picked you up and carried you away from an argument or conversation you were having.

Alastor is your scary dog privilege. He has done his creepy eldritch horror bullshit behind you while someone was trying to start shit with you to get them to fuck off. As soon as you turn back to him, though, he’s his normal self. 

Alastor and you would have a longstanding deal, not for your soul, but more along the lines of an invisible tether between you two that works as a sort of tracker/communication. It may seem overboard but Hell is dangerous. 

You and Alastor dancing together is a very common occurrence. He’s more than happy to teach you if you don’t already know how to dance. 

Bites you as a joke. He thinks it's funny to startle you. He’s very careful not to actually hurt you or draw blood despite his sharp teeth. 

He’s surprisingly silly in private. If you’re ticklish, R.I.P. because he is abusing this knowledge. Man will ambush you and tickle you mercilessly. He is such a dork. 

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Hi!! I hope you're doing well. I wanted to ask if you’d write teenage readers (ex. velvette x teen reader)? I completely understand if you don't, but thought it wouldn't hurt to ask!

It kind of depends. If its platonic or familial, then sure. Just nothing sexual or romantic since, ya know, I work on the base assumption that all the cast are adults so, yeah. As far as I'm aware everyone is over 18.

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Out of curiosity, how many requests have you gotten?

I’ve got about 22 messages in my inbox at the moment.

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vox your pathetic side is showing

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{I have been summoned!} 

Before the battle, Alastor was torn between wanting you where he could see you and wanting you nowhere near Adam. Eventually, you guys settled on having a distress signal if you needed help. 

When Alastor’s shield went down, you were worried but focused on what you were doing because getting hurt wasn’t going to help anyone. Even over the commotion, you could vaguely hear Alastor and Adam’s fight. You almost screamed when it suddenly felt your feet fall out from under you. It took you a second to register that Alastor had dropped you through one of his shadow portals. You whipped around to scold him for pulling you out of the fight early when you were doing fine, but your words died in your throat when you saw the state he was in. Alastor rarely even got hit in fights and you’ve never seen him bleed at all much less the amount he was now. None of the blood you’d ever seen on him had ever been his. 

“Holy shit, Alastor!” You gasped and rushed over to him. He flinched and scrambled away from you. His smile was strained and a look of pure distress on his face. He forced himself up and started muttering to himself. You grimaced as he started pulling at his own hair. 

“Al, darling?” You said gently. You hoped that you could distract him at least. Alastor hadn’t met your eyes this whole time, but when he did, his eyes finally started to focus. It wasn’t hard to put together that he was panicking and had pulled you out of the fight when he was no longer in a state to protect you if needed. Alastor took a deep, shaky breath. 

“Yes, dear?” He said, voice staticy and shaky. You gave him a concerned look and held out your hands. Alastor hesitated a moment before he dropped his broken microphone and put his hands in yours. You saw that he had actually pulled out some of his own hair during his fit. His touch was light initially but he suddenly yanked you towards him. Alastor half crushed you in a hug and collapsed onto the ground, taking you with him and cradling you. You started rubbing his back gently and hummed one of his favorite songs. Alastor was silent and slowly curled around you more and more. It was quite a while before he finally spoke. 

“I need to get out of this deal…” He muttered, “I almost died. And if I hadn’t pulled you out and something had happened to you, I wouldn’t have been able to help you or do anything…” 

“It’s alright, love.” You whispered reassuringly, “Nothing happened and we’re both fine.” 

He let out a shaky chuckle. 

“What would I do without you, darling.” Alastor said, softly. He kissed your forehead and finally relaxed but continued to hold you.

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Ok but-

What if (reader) happen to witness this breakdown Alastor had?

….👀

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Hey wait did you get that weirdly-specific request about Angst, Valentino and Angel? Or did that get eaten by Tumblr?-

I got it but I really don’t like Valentino, so…. I keep procrastinating on it. 😅

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okay completely forgot if i requested this already (im that anon from before) but vox x reader nsfw where he lets them tie his hands behind his back and reader edges him with their mouth?

I did get that. You’re good.

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Oh jeez, I had a request idea but I genuinely can’t remember if I’ve asked it already before…

Go ahead and send it in and I’ll let you know if it’s there already

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Are you a 18+ adult so I may interact?

lol, I’m 22. Turning 23 at the end of March. So, yeah, you’re good.

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I think some vox x Fem! (or gn) reader would be nice- like, vox denying that he has feelings for the reader and the reader panicking bc they have a crush on this mf tv

Like I mentioned before, as soon as Velvet and Valentino find out Vox has caught feelings they immediately become the biggest menaces in Hell. Manipulative little fucks will get you a job working with Vox and neither of you will realize it until it’s too late. 

This man almost drops his coffee when you walk into his office on your first day. Velvet knew he’d been keeping tabs on you and made sure he was too busy to be alerted to your career shift.  He does recover quickly and tells you what you need to know for your job. He does conspicuously keep you in the room. 

Your desk is in his office. This man is the king of deflection. If you point out any of his odd behavior, he changes the subject. 

This “odd” behavior includes but isn’t limited to; avoiding eye contact, softening his voice both in volume and tone when he speaks to you, dropping the fake smile/tv show host facade. 

Having a crush on a man who is technically your boss is definitely not easy on you either, especially when he keeps unconsciously showing you special treatment. His favoritism is obvious to anyone who isn’t you two. 

Velvet and Valentino poke fun at Vox for his feelings and he denies that he has feelings for you but they call out his BS. Which makes him grumpy the next day. Unfortunately, them pointing it out makes him realize what he’s been doing. 

Man is having a crisis, reevaluating all his behavior and getting embarrassed as hell at how obvious he was being.

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So, with the uptake of NSFW requests, I figured I'd tell my thoughts on Alastor in that context because I know it's coming...

So, while I don't see Alastor as sex repulsed, I also don't think he has much or any sex drive. As such, he won't ever initiate any intimacy. Given his general distaste for being touched, it'll be a long time before he's even remotely close to comfortable enough to be involved in any sexual activity.

When he is comfortable, I still don't think that he'd want to be touched, but he is willing to get his partner off. He doesn't have much of a preference for any particular kinks since sex isn't something he really enjoys.

There is one exception though, a hunter/prey dynamic. He loves the game of chasing and scaring you. Mainly just toying with you for fun and you two do, of course, have a safe word if you do feel unsafe. The sex part is more of an afterthought for him and just for your pleasure. The game of it is his favorite part.