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this is that radioactive amir was talking about

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Making Shitty memes brings me joy

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RadioStatic week day 1! - Singing/broadcasting together ✨

RadioStatic week day 4! - Matching outfits/outfit swap 🫶

Yes I know I am literally so late to this and I’ve missed two whole days, but I’ll probably draw day 2 and 5 tomorrow and post both. Then do the same with day 3 and 6. :P ‼️

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pirates!!! 🏴‍☠️

based on the HB pirate drop’s artwork 🤩

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Until we die

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Inspired by this video and I can't stop laughing for minutes straight. Which rarely happens despite my horrible sense of humor!!

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A very heated moment in bed

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I have this idea of a Radiodust fanfic concept - pilot era - that starts with Angel and Alastor having almost nothing to do with one another.

Angel hits on Alastor, but does it because (to him, at least) that's the safest way to interact with dangerous overlords. Alastor continues to laugh it off/turn him down. (Angel doesn't go out of his way to hit on him, but it's basically his defense mechanism when he doesn't know what will trigger someone more powerful than him.)

Anyway. One day, Val keeps Angel at the studio for a solid week. And Angel is distraught - worried out of his mind about Fat Nuggets. But no matter what he begs to Val, Val won't let him leave.

(Val is punishing Angel for leaving him. In his mind, if Fat Nuggets dies then Angel has nothing else to live for; if Fat Nuggets survives but barely, then Angel will realize he has to live at the studio again to keep him safe. Win/win)

Finally. FINALLY. Angel gets to go back to the hotel. He bursts through the door, mindless with panic. He sees Charlie and Vaggie and demands/asks if they fed Fat Nuggets.

Both say no. Charlie is flighty and panicked and forgot Angel even had a pet, citing how "privacy is important" about refusing to enter his room when he's not there. Vaggie is dismissive, telling him he's responsible for his pet and that he can't just dump his responsibilities on others whenever he wants. Both ignore/don't listen/refuse to understand that Angel COULD NOT LEAVE.

Angel runs into his room, preparing for the worst, already planning on leaving the hotel for good and returning to the studio.

Except when he bursts through the door. Fat Nuggets is fine. His food and water bowls are filled, he's still fat and healthy, and there's not even any accidents in his room like what happens when he can't let him out. He's happy to see Angel, but not the desperate kind that would be if he was dangerously close to dying.

Confused, but relieved and elated, he decides to take Fat Nuggets on a walk. He's missed him desperately and he could absolutely use it after the trauma he's dealt with that entire week.

As he's walking towards the door to leave, he passes Alastor. And before Angel can react, Fat Nuggets runs up to him - headbutting his legs and blatantly demanding both attention and snacks.

Absolutely horrified, Angel tries to grab him to escape before Alastor decides he's had enough and eats him.

However, Alastor laughs, calls Fat Nuggets a "glutton after his own unbeating heart" and summons him a snack that looks SUSPICIOUSLY like a body part.

Alastor then tells Angel that the brand of food he was purchasing was of terrible quality and that, despite any uneasiness he might feel about it, his porcine companion shares a similar diet preference to himself and suggests "adding some variation about who he eats, haha!"

Angel is discovering that somehow. Against all odds. It was ALASTOR who took care of his pet pig.

Alastor: You are a guest at the hotel and I am its hotelier, my good man. Anticipating guests' needs and fulfilling them is in my job description, after all!

Alastor also mentions that, while he thinks this whole redemption business is absolute nonsense, it won't be any fun to watch the failures if no one even has the motivation to TRY to succeed!

Eventually, Angel comes to rely on Alastor to care for Fat Nuggets when he's unable to himself. (And even a few times asking him to care for him when he is too exhausted from work to even care for himself - let alone his pet.)

Val slowly stops constantly forcing Angel to be at the studio because, for some reason, he's no longer distraught and bargaining for his life to go home. Angel is exhausted when he does this, but otherwise it's barely a punishment.

[This could also lead into that one concept I made forever ago where all of hell freaks out when they find out Angel and Alastor are friends, because the studio learns that "Angel's friend Smiles" is actually the motherfucking Radio Demon.]

Once, while Angel has Fat Nuggets out in the lobby and he jumps onto Alastor’s lap - Charlie and Vaggie are shocked when Angel tells them off for being upset after Alastor makes a joke about eating him.

Vaggie: That's your PET and he's threatening to EAT IT and you're just FINE WITH THAT?!

Charlie: Now, Alastor - pets are friends! Not food!

Angel: Both of ya's shut the fuck up, Smiles is the only one here other than me who even gives a shit about Nuggies.

Alastor: It should also be stated that Mister Fat Nuggets here would ALSO eat me, if given the chance!

Vaggie: Gross, Alastor.

Angel: Nah, he's right. He cut off an ear once and Nugs' ate it right up! It was WILD!

Charlie and Vaggie: (mute horror)

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Hello

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If he is the ringmaster, then he can use a whip, right?

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the queer theatre kid strut

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I wouldn't put it past Vox to be so fucking mundane as a human and be named John or Rick or something

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Okay but it IS a little funny seeing threeish pretty annoying fandoms try to act like they're the one that's least annoying. We're all annoying y'all that's the beauty of this.

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Charlie’s smile is everything to me