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hot take i never said during my byler days is i think a lot of mike fans are just max fans who hate women because i swear they make mike max 24/7. and like do whatever w mike yes but please look to the left and see max (who has all the traits you want mike to have)

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Song 2 - JOHNNYSCOTT, Rio Romeo

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I humbly suggest that true crime freaks should get into learning about scammers instead of serial killers. I LOVE reading about fraud and grifts and pyramid schemes. true crime ppl have all this paranoid energy about murder, which is rare in the grand scheme of things.....maybe instead that could be channeled into some productive rage toward capitalism.

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hiiiiii you watch dandadan???? /pos

i just started watching it a few days ago and have rlly liked it ^^!!!! i still have 5 more ep's to get through but it's so sillyyy

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i had a dream that tumblr implemented a new feature where you could put physical items in someone's ask box so you could send handwritten letters and notes and stuff, but in practice you ended up needing to clean out your ask box weekly because people would just fill it with stuff like wet leaves and sand and ketchup

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also while i have robots on the brain. ive always thought its a little silly when media pulls "this robot wasnt built to be sentient but it glitched and now its a real boy!" but i do think itd be fun to do a variation like "this robot was built to be sentient but the ethics board were like 'hey i don't think we're allowed to sell things with thoughts and feelings' so the devs last minute commented out half of the code before launch day and now oops some of the bots have figured out how to access that part of their code again" . both slightly more plausable AND a lot funnier to imagine the absolute scandal it'd cause in the tech world.

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“pillows expire after a year” “you need new shoes every 6 months” no thanks. even if that’s true it’s stupid i think i can sleep on a slightly deflated pillow

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Put me back in the water right now or ill die

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turbo granny

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it cracks me up that tatsu wanted dandadan to strictly have just a girl main character but he eventually caved and was like. fine I’ll put a boy. but I’m taking his balls away.

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Dandadan really comes out and says that spirits should be treated with kindness and respect because what they are now is not a representation of who they were in life. They were once normal people who, through no fault of their own, have gone through something horrible, and that deserves compassion.

But fuck aliens though, for real.

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its dandadan day

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weaponizing autism to get the loser pretty boy away from your crush

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literally them im afraid (this can be taken in any context)

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WWMAD (What Would Miss Ayase Do)?