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no longer will man have wings to bear him to paradise. henceforth he shall farm 99 totems

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I love my dnd lesbian blorbos not only are we doing the classic tank/healer and knight/lady thing, the healer-lady one is the big scary shadowy dragon and the tank-knight is the humanoid angel-y looking one and when I say I am living,

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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Shoutout to all the people that go to the Kestrel tag just to look at birds and also I am sorry

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Having a dnd character that is deeply steeped in FFXIV Endwalker lore right down to lots of little minute references because I’m insane is extremely funny when my DM is also insane in much the same way and is throwing shit at me that I don’t even realize until weeks later. Like I’m sorry ma’am I didn’t realize your level of game.

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Mother or warrior? Killer or savior? Prophet or person?

My paladin, Kestrel, struggles a lot with the balance between who she is, what is expected of her, and what she wants.

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Amazing wplace sighting

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Will you... will you take care of me tonight?

Some crazy shit happened last session, Kestrel is feelin stressed n clingy

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oh ok

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YOU 🫵 can amass a friend group of childless people in their 30s as long as you pull from these 3 demographics

Queer freaks from the internet

Highly-educated weird women

Gamer men who became adjusted and compassionate in their 20s but still are not comfortable recognizing this in themselves so they’re putting off dating in order to play the horse girl gacha game

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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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Any kinks?

eternal devotion.

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DnD is such a funny game sometimes my party is level 12 currently and we have collectively already met at least 9 gods

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sorry for my self sacrificing tendencies and unwavering devotion they assigned me fealty at birth

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Soyjack condiment containers in the antique mall.