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More things that get left out of Dracula adaptations

Van Helsing pulls 29 year old Dr Seward's ear like he's still a schoolboy

There's a relationship-establishment flashback between Van Helsing and Seward

In it, Van Helsing accidentally gets cut with something unclean. His then-student Seward immediately drops everything to start sucking on the wound raw

At one point, Seward asks to become his "pet student again."

Dracula has a big, permanent scar on his forehead from Jonathan Harker's shovel

Arthur Holmwood saying "Tally ho!"

Transylvanians conclude that the delirious, amnesiac Jonathan Harker is English due to "his violent demeanour."

Despite attempts to keep low profile, Dracula gets into the news twice in two months (in one of them as a missing dog)

Dracula getting misreported as a dog because English people have never seen a wolf

London newspapers treat Lucy's vampire attacks on children as a meme among kids because they don't believe in vampires

Dracula gets sworn at by a British sailor solely because he thinks Dracula is French

Van Helsing is baffled why British sailors keep talking about blood and bloom (it's swearing)

Van Helsing is friends with real life turkologist traveller Arminius Vámbéry, who is his main source on the Dracula family

Van Helsing is friends with Hans Christian Andersen and references The Ugly Duckling

Van Helsing getting one-upped by Mina every single time he says something sexist about her intelligence

Dracula failing to destroy the evidence against him because Mina backs up her files

Mina and Jonathan kissing on the mouth in front of everybody

Quincey Morris spontaneously gifting Mina the Victorian equivalent of a MacBook Air

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Millions Dead: Eye twink is back

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THATS MY FAMILY RIGHT THERE 💖💖💖💖

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idea that's been floating around in my head for weeks (TRANSGENDOR)

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danbert but they’re jayvik. welcome to my evil yaoi mind…

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FINALLY!!!!!!!! TMAGP LENT ANIMATION HAS BEEN FREED FROM PROCRASTINATION HELL!!!!!!!!

This took way too long bc the malevolent brainrot got in the way so,,,,,, yeah I hope y’all enjoy!!! started this I mid-march so that’s why this has more first half of s1 vibes :))

also the YouTube link!!

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Sharing this silly rtc video because LOOK AT THE DESIGNS!!!

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If you're seriously depressed and go about your day being brooding and melancholic as shit maybe you should put the mitski and hozier aside and put on some sir mix-a-lot for a change

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We need like “unclench your jaw” posts but for eye strain. Like

Go look at something 20ft away for 20 seconds.

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Listen gang... I'm gonna be honest here, there's something about Murphy's characters that just get to me, and that would be alright except for the fact that he always makes the most non-human characters possible so I'm watching The Unsleeping City while just chanting "He's a rat, he's a rat, he's a rat" to myself over and over again

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okay i'm locking these in early i know what's gonna happen i'm calling it now

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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)

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Sticky

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Guys, I think something's wrong with my Earthbound file...

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my dad won't stop telling me abt his idea for a fourth re-animator movie, "re-egypt"

the plot would be about dan and herbert reuniting in their old age because "they finally accepted that they are in love." they then go to egypt to get married. because, "maybe there's a pharoah who was gay (??) and dan and herbert want to reanimate him so he can marry them." also, herbert keeps running around and reanimating mummies to see the effects it has on corpses in that condition. he adds organs to some of them to see how that works, too. he says he doesn't have the ending down yet, but "let's just say things don't go... as planned."

upon me telling him i don't think that's something that could be executed well, he said AND I QUOTE; "I'm just a little guy." WHAT.