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unfortunately I've just realized i had been shadowbanned for a while and couldn't receive asks, and strawpage isn't letting me see submitted gimmicks... if you've submitted a request or anything you may have to resubmit it </3 the internet is evil

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every now and then I think about vampire!reader x joseph and how silly it would be

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how the different jojos take care of you when you're on your period

warnings: period talk, obviously, afab but gn talk

notes: i have endometriosis so my periods are more painful/irregular than others, that will be influencing this quite a bit. dio is going to be excluded because as much as I love him, we all know he would kick you to the curb if you started complaining. also this is part 2 joseph not part 3 or 4 lol ♡

♡ Jonathan Joestar

jonathan is probably the best equipped one to take care of you, in all honesty. he's strong and kind, and extremely understanding when it comes to your mood swings and odd cravings that pop up now and then. you want a specific dish? he's asking one of the cooks to make it for you. you want him to lay in bed with you? he curls his body around you and rubs your stomach gently, whispering sweet nothings into your ear. anything you want will be given right to you, and jonathan will be by your side to provide comfort whenever you need it.

♡ Joseph Joestar

he has no idea what he's doing. by the time he was old enough to even start to grasp what a period was, granny erina had already went through menopause, and the topic just never came up. he definetly thinks you're just being dramatic for a while, but still tries to take care of you in his own way. honestly, all you have to do is yell at him and threaten to hit him with your shoe and he's scampering away, doing whatever you'd told him to do. he holds the same respect for you as he does granny erina.

♡ Jotaro Kujo

he pretends he doesn't care. it frustrates him how clingy and moody you can be, and he acts like he's not going to be helpful at all, but he restocks your pads/tampons and painkiller stash without you even having to ask. he even has a notebook where he tracks your cycle and everything, like you're some kind of new starfish species. if you find it he says it's not his.

♡ Josuke Higashikata

he's the type to try and make you laugh while you're on your period. he's thought about using crazy diamond to help, but you managed to talk him out of it. any time your temper flares up he's looking at you like a pathetic wet cat on the street, complete with a wobbly bottom lip and tears. he's definetly got your favorite snacks stocked and gets up to microwave your heating pad every time it gets cold because it makes him sad to see you in pain. the type to yell "LEAVE MY BABY ALONE" at your uterus.

♡ Jolyne Cujoh

your periods bluetooth synced. sorry. you're both on your period at the same time and jotaro has to take care of you both. jolyne definetly gets more cuddly and cranky when she's on her period, so you spend most of the day in bed curled up and watching trash tv.

♡ Giorno Giovanna

another king that will buy you anything you need the second that you need it. he treats you like absolute royalty, and frankly everyone else is a little bit jealous of you, because even bruno gives giorno some slack when it's your time of the month. he does make sure you drink plenty of water, though.

♡ Johnny Joestar

he doesn't know what he's doing. he's stressed and doing his best but you asked him to go to the store and he asked what size pussy you needed. you're better off getting things yourself and just making johnny lay down with you and massage your back or stomach to help with the pain.

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layout & everything has been updated!!!!! :) I will be posting very soon >×< stay tuned

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ok everynyan! big things coming >w<

1st of all, im going 2 be softblocking all ageless blogs. i want 2 try my hand at writing nsfw, sorry guyz :(

2nd of all, i want 2 overhaul my aestheticz!!!! :)

charcters that are minors r still exempt from nsfw! i will not be writing any nsfw 4 them & they may be taken off the list entirely </3 my intereztz have shifted n changed quite a bit recently XD

anyway! thank u 4 listening everynyan... changes r going to be fast and thorough...

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having thoughtz...

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hello everynyan! with the unfortunate news that tumblr may be shutting down, I will remind u all I have an ao3! until then I will stay here >×<

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i think you are perchance reblogging to the wrong blog my liege. or maybe youre not in that case my bad

dear god

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gorillaz has been added 2 the fandomz i write 4 >w<

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when you guys see this post getting reposted for the 3948734987th time just remember: i'm op, me and a buddy did this at work while bored, it's real and afterwards my buddy threw pennies at the motherboard until it shorted something and stopped turning on

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more stories where falling in love is a horrifying fate worse than death rather than a source of comfort and hope. more stories where love is understood as a terminal affliction.

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Today's Seal Is: Hearty And Lovely

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/62113651/chapters/158870665

i dropped da wrapped B3

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waaaah I'm sorry for going absent for so long >_< I'll be posting hellclipzzzzzzz wrapped on ao3 soonsies!!!!!

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yk how Starscream pretty much canonically likes cats? imagine his human s/o introducing him to the youtube channel "Kitten Lady" ik he'd become pretty obsessed with the kitties in her videos 🥺

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Cybertronians are hard to read