#yapping

[kasel-the-mightless]

I've had an idea for an AU going around in my head for the last few days. I think this AU is cringe. But regardless, you guys will see the small mini-comics that I will make based on this idea

So I'm going to post the full AU concept in text here because I can't keep anything in for more than five minutes

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AU!!!

So, this is based on that Spamton can transform into a [DEALMAKER]

Tenna found the [DEALMAKER] glasses and decided to keep them as a fun accessory. More precisely, Tenna remembered seeing these glasses on that creepy doll, so Tenna held onto them with the hope of eventually returning them (and maybe apologizing for reacting so strongly before about their appearance)

Spamton, in [DEALMAKER] form, is panicking. After that embarrassing foam incident, he's scared to show his face to the TV host again. So, he reluctantly accepts his new fate

Even in [DEALMAKER] form, Spamton can still do a bit of magic. And he uses this magic to help Tenna out with little things around the house

At some point, Tenna notices this. At first, he thinks it's a secret admirer (???), but the more time passes, the more he realizes all these nice things happen when he's got those funny two-toned glasses with him. Curious, Tenna tries to talk to them

They don't answer

Tenna decides to put the glasses on his face, hoping that'll help

It did! Through the colored lenses, a bunch of pop-up ads appear, forming a complete word: "HELLO"

From then on, Tenna started wearing them constantly, talking and interacting with the funny glasses. He calls himself [DEALMAKER], uses he/his pronouns, was an incredibly good company (even if it was sometimes hard to decipher the meaning behind all the adds), told funny jokes, and said a lot of comforting things when Tenna felt sad

Tenna falls in love

...Somehow, even as funny glasses, Spamton manages to romance Tenna

[meo-eiru]

imma be mean, who’s your favorite boy out of ALL of them 😈

Look at this anon trying to get me killed

I love all my boys but I think the ones I enjoy drawing the most are Elias and Micah, I feel like I can really explore my artistic abilities with these two

I also have some recency bias for Dana.

Usually I have this thing where I just become unable to think about them outside of tumblr since a big portion of my time already goes to drawing and writing about them, so in my free time I think about low commitment ocs I still enjoy but wouldn't post about. (some popular ones rn are yandere classmate, an emo yandere and yandere male dragon hybrid who wants to get impregnated by you even though it's biologically impossible but everything is possible with the power of love right? (honestly I'd post about him but the concept is a bit too similar to Silas for my liking))

But I'm still able to think about Dana outside of tumblr so that's nice

[katteneuro]

I just realized the actual reason why Grassy sounded like that when he was crying wasn’t just because he was crying for hours, it was also because he was dying of asphyxiation from the lack of oxygen.

[omgitskaii]

“misha collins ao3 account” this, “misha writes fanfic” that.

has anyone considered asking daneel what she does with her free time? does she sit in bed with her husband jensen ackles, actor famous for his role as Dean Winchester on hit show Supernatural, and write destiel fanfic? has anyone asked her.

[captaincreative]

America

I've never seen death note tbh my first anime I think was Sword Art Online (second was fucking VAMPIRE KNIGHT WHY DID I KEEP WATCHING ANIME AFTER THAT WHY DID I WATCH THAT ONE WTF)

Anyway, I'm so normal. Never watched some big animes like Death Note, One Piece, or Attack on Titan. I stopped watching My Hero Academia after season 4. Never picking that one back up tbh I don't think I could do it. One of my favorite animes ever was Akame ga Kill. Get mad at me, I loved that one so much you cannot stop me bro.

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[hyacinth-in-a-haze]

do you think yandere warlord would want more children?

Oh yeah absolutely this man is giving you an army.

It's not as though he has set out to do so intentionally, but he will go multiple rounds with you. Preferring to finish inside most of the time, developing slowly into an obsession to breed you up the more the two of you are together.

As well as the fact that readers ladies and her mother in law, intentionally push teas and medicine on her to further increase the fertility of you two. He would only actively give you a form of birth control and/or abortitive if a pregnancy was to harm you. He would rather have no children then no wife, but if you're healthy both physically and mentally he would see no use to change anything. His preferred number of children would probably be around five.

I'd also say culturally his idea of children includes adoptive just as much as it includes biological, so if you can't be pregnant or it's too much a risk, he wouldn't still make sure that there are children running about your feet. Even if you have biological children he would still adopt the children of his fallen comrades and bring them home because that is his duty as leader.

[kasztanek86]

one thing i love about the outlast series is that the creators aren't afraid of making their characters revolting, weird, off putting and what not. they aren't making cookie-cutter animesque villains that are made to appeal the general public - they're making freaks that the horror enjoyers find interesting and entertaining.

the designs are presented in so many amazing ways too, they all fit a specific genre/aesthetic but don't feel repetitive. you're able to see the entire composition of the trials designs as something that is able to coexist with one another even though they aren't dressed in the same clothes. they have personality traits that get well embodied in their garments and weapons, their voice lines are perfect for the situations too!

with that stance presented, in my personal opinion i believe diversity in design should always be done in many, even obscure ways. it should always include traits that are unique to a specific character or group. the designs can either be very simple or detailed, but one thing has to be considered: they need to be interesting enough to be remembered. it's something i fail to see with a lot of triple a game industries, the composition for the designs is just... not there. it's even worse when you notice that all female characters are presented in the same exact way, but i won't even get to it because i will be yapping for 1000 pages.

[majimaisms]

i should do an iceberg meme of my majima takes

[rembrandts-spraypaint]

Barney Calhoun deserved so much more, that man literally saved Gordon's ass from becoming some kinda "subject" for the Combine and he just disappeared after 2 parts of HL2. 💔 Valve please I don't want another Alyx focused game, tell us where Barney is and if he's EVER gonna get that beer for Gordon. 😞🙏

[kaos-control]

interacting with normies always reminds me that the average person thinks that you should be put down violently for having sexual desires for fictional characters

[korn-dawg]

biggest pet peeve in writing is people using dom/sub and top/bottom interchangeably THEY MEAN TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS

[ali-ali-al1]

Autistic about Alex Horne, call that Hornetism

Autistic about Greg Davies, call that Neurodaviesgent

Autistic about Taskmaster, call that British

[katteneuro]

GUYS.

HIS ARMS.

[omgitskaii]

this entire blurb was written at 3:30 and im on my break to post it

i had a dream where dean, randomly after cas’ death, up and left the bunker and left just a letter that said something like “dont come looking, bye sammy” for sam to find in his room and took the impala and drove off to god knows where so he couldn’t be found. brand new phone, new alias’s, even new plates for baby. eventually sam finds the letter and is hellbent on finding dean because he’s obviously filled with grief and not in his right mind, but meanwhile dean is genuinely just going cross country to try and find a little bit of joy again after losing cas and figure himself out. in my dream there was no particular destination, but thinking about it coherently he’d probably go to canada since that’s somewhere sam wouldn’t really expect. he buys a cottage or something and he occasionally goes on hunts but is otherwise “retired.”

i didnt get very far in my dream except dean finding a few friends he eventually leaves but has fun hanging with, and sam trying to chase him down and always being two steps behind. but coherently, i also like to believe jack comes to live with him for a little bit in his cottage and dean strikes a deal for him not to tell sam where he is under the “no god meddling” rule. he thinks of it as he didn’t leave sam, he’s giving sam the opportunity to live his life away from dean and ���finally letting him go’ (he doesn’t think of or do this maliciously. he believes this is something sam wanted.) eventually dean has a room for jack and an empty rocking chair on the porch for cas guests that he doesn’t have.

my dream didn’t have a resolution on whether or not cas came back or sam finds dean or if dean actually finds happiness/peace with himself, because it’s the one thing he can do for cas, but cool concept me.

how crazier would it be if cas did end up getting revived in the bunker when sam was scrambling and the two have to chase down dean to get him to come home. do with this what you will.

[hyacinth-in-a-haze]

can I know what is yandere concubines plan? after his plan what will happen to y/n

So, his main plan was always to seduce the emperor and slowly destabilise his power. So that when the empire is weak and disorganised he can lead a coup and steal the throne through purging the emperor and all his nobles.

But reader has thrown a wrench into his plan, with the concubine now deciding he cannot wait for the empire to slowly become weaker and that he has to act now in beginning the coup.

His plan afterwards was always to take the throne as his own, but now of course he dreams of a future where reader is beside him as his wife and empress. No matter all her peasant faults, they will be smoothed over and no one will protest.