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THANK YOU ALL FOR THE SUPPORT THIS YEAR! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ I definitely didn't write as much as I wanted to BUT I promise there is more coming in 2025 just you wait!

Have a good New Years Eve everyone!

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Hey sorry if this is a different ask but could I get a Male reader x Cherri bomb please I've been trying to find a writer who would be interested in writing it I'm also leaving how or what's included completely to them

Hiii sorry to be a let down but I don't write for Cherri or any of the female characters. I wouldn't even know how to write for her if I'm being honest 💔

I hope you find someone soon though!

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━╋ zero funds

SUMMARY﹕Out of money after losing your job in Greed, you get desperate and apply to be a simple janitor in Mammon's mansion. You were accepted immediately and had to move in. After working for 3 days, he called you into his office. Expecting being fired, he instead gave you a promotion- the stipulation? Be his fucktoy. And you'll be damned if you would pass this up.

PAIRING﹕Mammon x gn!afab!reader

WARNINGS﹕18+, cunnilingus/being eaten out

NOTES﹕Might make a part 2? Was originally gonna have this be a one-shot but it got really long. Anyways, hope you enjoy my first fic back!

Mammon's mansion was HUGE, as expected given that he was the Sin of Greed, of course it would be huge. Also given that his normal size is much larger than you and the smallest size he can shrink down to is around your size (he still wants to be bigger and taller than all the other imps). It was a miracle that you had gotten this job, considering your rent was due in three weeks and your paycheck would clear before then.

Despite Mammon knowingly being stingy with money because he wants to hoard it all- he was paying a pretty penny to make sure whoever was cleaning his mansion wouldn't steal or mess things up. So the job ended up paying more than your previous job that you've worked at for three years! Nobody cared enough to reopen it after the owner died from not paying Greed’s infamous mafia, so you were out of a job. Good riddance to him though, he treated you like shit.

It was your third day here and you still got lost, having to either ask his other employees or a map that was kindly given to you from a butler. That same butler told you that Mammon originally wanted to hire only one cleaner after firing almost his entire staff before this, however convinced him that one “lowly” imp would not be able to fully clean his place to his standards. You were the last one needed to be fully staffed, mainly cleaning his bedroom. You were glad the guy convinced the Sin to hire more because just cleaning the bedroom took hours, he was a slob.

You were just finishing up making the bed exactly how he likes it when the butler who's been helping you around enters the room. You met Mammon on your first day, because he showed you very clearly how he likes his room. The butler's name was Bernard and he was older, having worked for Mammon for over ten years, but was always kind to you and the other staff, so you considered him a good friend.

“Mammon requests your presence in his office” That made your blood run cold- why does Mammon want me? Gulping, you made sure there were no wrinkles on the sheets before taking a deep breath and joining him.

“And no I do not know why. You'll learn very quickly that he doesn't say why until you are in the room” It was obvious that he was concerned for you, worry was present  in his eyes since you heard that Mammon can be extremely intense and harsh to his workers. He was quite harsh to you on your first day, but that only was because he didn't want you to fuck up.

“I hope I'm not fired! I just started!” You exclaimed, really hoping that wasn't the case. You needed this job! Badly! Anxiety peaked as Bernard just patted your back in comfort as you walked through the hallways, soon arriving in front of the large doors that held his office behind it. Opening them, he waved you through and immediately you spotted Mammon with an expression you couldn't decipher sitting at his desk playing with a…fidget toy? Before you could even blink, the second you entered the room, Bernard shut the door. Well, you couldn't be too surprised, he probably knew the routine.

“Fuckin’ finally! There ya are mate, took ya long enough. Now sit” Slamming the toy down on the desk, he gestured to the empty seat in front of him. Taking another deep breath to calm yourself, you sat down in the plush chair and realized just how close you were to him. The chair was positioned just a few inches away, leaving not much space for legroom and you didn't dare to move it a centimeter.

“You're a fuckin’ eyesore ya know that? Looking at slutty in that outfit” Panic immediately started to rise, he thought you looked slutty? It was the same uniform every cleaning imp wore! Looking down, you suddenly felt exposed despite it adequately covering you. Long, blank pants, neon green button up with a black vest, and a dark green apron with a black border around it. 

“I-I don't know what you mean sir! This is the standard uniform and I have not changed it in any way!” He may have been the King of Greed and your boss, but you weren't going to let him get away with calling you a slut. He very dramatically slammed his elbows down and brought a hand up to his chin as if to think about it before his expression quickly changed to realization.

“Hm, you're right! Then maybe we gotta take it off of ya, eh?” Ok, you couldn't be in denial any longer- he was definitely flirting with you. Face burning hot, you sputtered being rendered speechless, why was he flirting with you?

“You're even cuter when you don't know what to say. Lemme spell it out for ya since you're dense” He placed his hands on the wood and leaned forward, prompting you to lean forward as well to match his stance.

“Be my fucktoy and ya won't have to work” That made you short circuit. Be his fucktoy? You couldn't lie- some weird part of you thought he was incredibly attractive, but he was your boss. Your boss!

“B-but Sir Mammon…I…” You didn't want to outright deny him, but also didn't know if you could say yes.

“If yer wondering about pay, don't worry, I'll pay for everything” Ok- now that you couldn't possibly reject in your right mind. Just then, it occurred to you that you would be fucking a Sin. A Sin! Just working for him and being around him was enough, but being his fucktoy? Everyone knew about Asmodeus and Fizzaroli and you knew Fizz’s history as Mammon's star clown before he quit. You knew who Mammon was- but you needed this job. Should you really get tangled up with him like this? Being fully dependent on him would be horrible if you wanted to end the deal, but not everyday does Mammon want to fuck some random imp. You mulled it over as he impatiently tapped his foot and fingers on his desk, waiting for you to answer.

“Ok- fine. I will, bu-” Before you could tell him your boundaries, he picked you up right out of your seat like you weighed nothing and kissed you so roughly. Scrambling in his hold as he started moving, you pulled back to see a confused and angry Mammon staring back.

“But! I am allowed to say no when I don't want sex and I am free to leave here whenever I want. I will have money deposited in my account every month instead of relying on your cards for every purchase” The Sin grumbled as he thought about your wants. You still wanted to have some form of independence being in this situation after all, you would just reject the offer if he refused.

“Ya drive a hard bargain there, little one. But who am I to say no to that face” His smile was predatory, as he kicked open two large doors. It didn't take long to look around and see that you were back in his bedroom. Oh-so he wanted to start the deal immediately. Throwing you on the bed, you felt your heart start to beat faster as he stared down at you.

“W-wait! I just made this bed!” You weren't completely using that as an excuse to delay it, you just finished making it and it would be utterly ruined by the end! 

“Don't worry about it mate, someone else can clean it up. I've waited long enough for ya” Without wasting anymore time, he leaned in and ripped your clothes off, leaving you just in your underwear. Face burning hot now, he got even closer and licked all the way from your belly up to your chest, making you shiver as you gripped the blanket underneath you. His smirk only made you shiver more as the sin finally got on the bed, settling his larger body to hang over you.

“Mmm…gotta taste more of ya” Deciding to rip off your bra and before you could scold him for doing so- he latched onto one of your breasts and sucked on your nipple, causing you to moan loudly.

“M-Mammon!” Squirming as you felt yourself becoming wet, you groaned as he finally pulled away with a ‘pop!’. Staring at him, he had that same predatory smirk as he looked down at you, before looking even further down. You watched him as he eyed your underwear and quickly ripped that off too.

“Hey! Stop destroying my clothes!” You yelled, immediately taken out of the moment as he ripped up both bra and underwear. The underwear you didn’t care much about since those came cheap in a pack, but the bra was expensive! Plus, how are you going to leave? Commando? In front of everyone else?

“Oi, shut up. I’ll buy you new ones” You were going to scoff and complain more when he dipped down and gave your pussy an experimental lick. All thoughts disappeared as your spine shivered, you took a huge breath as he dove in. The sin shoved his face in, tongue penetrating you in ways a dick never could. Moaning loudly, you gripped the sheets as he continued to eat you out, holding onto your thighs so you didn’t move around so much.

“Mammon! Fuck!” His tongue was so big, moving all around inside you and to make matters worse- or better- he started to suck on your clit. Not being able to feel the pressure coiling inside you, you blindly reached up and grabbed one of the oversized pillows and shoved it over your mouth, tightly gripping it as you screamed into it. That didn’t last long as it was ripped from your grasp. The pressure kept building in your stomach and you felt your orgasm wave through you as he only ate you out more.

“FUCK MAMMON!” You squirmed as you rode it out, breathing heavily as he finally stopped and eased his tongue out of you. You laid there catching your breath, feeling completely blissed out staring at the ceiling. All you could think about was just how good his cock would feel inside you, not regretting accepting the deal at all. You felt the bed shift around you and Mammon’s face came into view.

“I’m gonna take good care of ya, but I’m not done just yet”

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I will be posting those new fics soon! I've just been so busy with work and then I felt sick on my days off so I didn't get a chance to get anything done. Trust me they still will release!

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﹒﹒﹒valentino

HCs/Drabbles

Perversions of the Soul ▶ gn!reader

﹒﹒﹒NSFW MULTI | Perverted things they do

Hypersexual Nights ▶ gn!reader

﹒﹒﹒NSFW MULTI | How they react to a hypersexual reader

▸ More coming soon!

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I HAVE MADE A NEW AO3 ACCOUNT FOR THIS TUMBLR!

It will be primarily for this account however I may post some non Hellaverse fics there! My fics here will be slowly imported there so be patient but do give me a follow so you'll know when they drop!

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Sneak peaks for my upcoming fics!

St. Peter and Mammon are one shots, Valentino is multi-chaptered!

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I'm back :)

More coming soon!

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Allo! Just coming to ask how you're doing! I hope your hiatus is treating you well and take care <3

Hi! I'm doing pretty alright! My Hellaverse hyperfixation unfortunately passed hence the lack of uploads and sudden hiatus! I plan to return eventually, I was writing more for my main blog but kinda feel in a slump rn with fanfics. I hope you are doing well anon!

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What if Adam had a bodyworship/worshiping k1nk like he’s really into being treated like a god and just being seen as the readers god🤭

Heya! I was actually already working on this prompt long before you requested this! Check it out :D

I am a God, Now Bow

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✸﹒𝙄 𝘼𝙢 𝘼 𝙂𝙤𝙙, 𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝘽𝙤𝙬

✸﹕Adam was an angel that you've come to hate, from his attitude to the fact that you're privy to knowing about the exterminations led by him, you never liked him. He wasn't ignorant to this hatred, and wanted you to know just how much you should be praising him instead.

✸﹕Adam x GN!reader

✸﹕18+, degradation, blowjob (m receiving), dacryphilia, dub-con, hair pulling

Heaven was perfect, when was it not? Every second was full of happiness and joy and beauty. Well, it was when Adam wasn't around. He was the bane of your existence and made every second of him being around pure Hell. He was arrogant, cocky, and always liked making an ass out of you. Every interaction with him was insufferable. You don't make your hatred outwardly known to him- but you do act snarky on purpose and deflect his attitude right back. He needs to be put in his place.

He normally talks to you on the promenade since you actively try to avoid him everywhere else, you know he does this on purpose. He just loves talking to you every chance he gets, always here with a Lute usually slurping loudly on whatever drink he has that day. That also pissed you off. You would avoid this part of Heaven if you could, but Saint Peter was your friend so it was easier just to hang around here for when he takes breaks. He knows about your disdain for Adam and usually tries to calm you down. It usually works, but some days it doesn't. Today was that day.

"Peter, I just can't stand him! He's such an ass and I swear he always tries to makes me as pissed off as possible!" You groaned as you felt his hand gently rub your back, being careful to mind your wings, as he knew talking would just interrupt your venting.

"I don't know why he's and asshole! Like sure he's the first man ever created. Cool I guess? No reason to be so arrogant ugh! Yesterday he literally told me that-" before you could tell your friend what bullshit Adam said, the man himself made himself known.

"Told you what? That I got a big dick?" He smirked as he approached, how long was he there for? You froze and stared at him for a second before regaining your composure and taking a deep breath.

"Fuck no, go away asshole before I make you" You scoffed and looked over at Peter who looked so nervous that he wanted to fly away. You felt bad because you didn't want him to be involved with all of this. "Come on Peter, let's-" You aimed to grab his arm to pull him away, but a hand wrapped around yours first, and it wasn't Peter's. Turning, you saw Adam gripping your wirst with a smirk on his face and he started to pull you in his direction.

"Hey! Let go of me asshole!" You struggled against him, but due to his size and strength, he was successfully dragging you before opening up a portal and throwing you in. You had no time to fight back as you hit something soft, looking around in disbelief, you were on a bed. Were you in his bedroom? Looking ahead, you watched as he walked through the yellow portal and closing it once he was fully inside.

"Nah, you need to learn your place, bitch. Now start undressing, or do you want me to do it?" You just stared at him in shock, eyes wide as you quickly shuffled to the other side of the bed, hitting the headboard too soon. He ripped off his mask, revealing short brown hair, and his smirk seemed even more imposing as he snapped off his robes to be only in his underwear. You didn't want to, but if he can do that, then you might as well retain some dignity and do it yourself.

"Fine! Fine! I will" You knew he was going to fuck you, you knew how he was, but for some reason you couldn't say no. Why couldn't you? You hated him, yet you're taking this treatment. Yet you couldn't deny that some weird part of you liked this, why did you like this? Gulping, you watched as he stared at you hungerly while you took your shirt off- being careful to mind your wings- and then your pants. As soon as you were just in your underwear, he pounced on you, caging you in with nowhere to go.

"You know you can always say no, back out now and we can forget all of this, I won't be upset" He leaned close and whispered in your ear before pulling back and hovering just a few inches away from your face. Your heart beat faster and you stared at him with a bated breath. He was giving you an out? He was giving you and out.

"Fuck it" You mumbled before grabbing his neck and pulling him in for a kiss, smashing against his lips, he happily returned the passion. It didn't last last, however, as he pushed off of you and stood up.

"On your knees" Only in your underwear, you obeyed him despite the nagging feeling of embarrassement. Nobody has ever told you to do that much less you complying without argument. But you did anyways, you still hated him, you were sure. Now on your knees on the floor, almost naked, you looked up at the first man who had on his signature smirk.

"Suck my cock, Bitch" You were starting to have doubts now, seeping into your veins. Now you were thinking that this was a really bad idea. When you didn't move, Adam snarled and grabbed your hair, pulling you closer to his clothed cock. The action caused you to yelp and tears to form in your eyes.

"Fucking do it, I am your god and you should treat me like one" Taking deep breaths, you harshly pulled away from his grasp, him letting go of your hair, as you felt the conflicting emotions flicker in your mind- and body. A part of you knows you shouldn't be treated like this by someone who aren't even in a relationship with. But the other part loves the thrill and adrenaline and were getting noticeably wet. Glaring at him, you took your shaky hands and wrapped them around the waistband of his underwear. Taking the plunge- you pulled them down all in one go. It was a little bigger than average, but it was quite girthy. You said nothing as you stared.

"I am your god and this is how you earn my forgiveness. In fact, I want you to beg for my cock" You froze as his words, he wants you to beg now? You should just stand up, grab your clothes, and storm off at his treatment of you. He was disgusting. Yet- here you were, you already were on your knees for him, you already were this far. Well, if he wanted to play that game, you might as well give it your all. Swallowing your pride, you caved.

"Please Adam, let me suck your cock" Your voice was shaky, not firm at all and that caused a huff from him.

"I'm not convinced" Breathing in, you muster up all the confidence you could.

"Please Adam, I want to suck you off until you're dry and your cum is spilling all over me" Your pride completely disappeared as you stared up at him with narrowed eyes, hating the way he made you feel, hating how he could make you do such things that no other man could. But, he bent down and grabbed your face with both of his hands as his lips ghosted yours.

"That's more like it, Slut" He whispered, causing chills to go down your spine as he roughly released you, before shoving your head to his dick again. This time, you felt it rest against the side of your cheek, causing your face to ignite with heat. Pride long gone, you pushed back against his thighs and his cock suddenly became intimidating to you. You were supposed to fit that in your mouth.

"I don't have all day, Bitch" Sighing, you gently grabbed his member and started to rub back and forth lightly, testing the waters. He hitched his breath before he mumbled something you couldn't hear. Leaning closer, you gave a kitten lick to his tip and you could watch his thigh tense up slightly. Deciding to dive in- you swirled around the top of his shaft and sucked just at the head. You felt his hand hold the back of your head and push you in a bit, and you felt the sudden intrusion of his cock in your mouth. Stopping your ministrations, you sent a death glare his way and he just put on a happy innocent smile.

But you continued anyways- going deeper and slowly taking him all in while wrapping your tongue around him. You heard him breath out "fuck" as you started to bob your head back and forth, increasing with speed as you sucked on him, holding onto his thighs tightly. You then felt his hand on your head again as he guided you, wanting you to go faster. Tears brimmed your eyes again as your mouth was completely full and you were going so fast now. Yet, you couldn't help but feel yourself get even wetter, why? He was a terrible person.

"Fuck I'm close... You ready to swallow the first man's seed?" If you were able to roll your eyes, you would, but just as he said that, his cum spilled all in your mouth. It was somewhat salty, milky nonetheless, and thick. His cock was slowly eased out of you as you swallowed and coughed, bracing your hands on the floor as some of your mixed saliva and his cum spilled, making a small puddle. You sat and caught your breath as Adam leaned down, gripping your chin in his hand, he forced you to look up at him with tears growing in your vision, shame washing over you.

"I like it when you cry, Bitch, because you know your place. You are below me and always will be. You are a peasant, and I am your god"

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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS??? WHERE ARE YOU GUYS COMING FROM???? I gotta plan a 1k followers thing holy FUCK THANK YOU. This is the most followers I've ever had! Thank you guys so much seriously. I know I don't post frequently so I really appreciate you guys sticking around and following me for my dumbass fics

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Also the adam fic I promised IS on the way! Its about a half of the ways done! Here's a sneak peak for y'all ;)

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﹒﹒﹒saintly guardian

➤ Your life could be better, but you were alive, that's all that mattered. After an extremely shitty day, you were shocked as an angel appeared in your livingroom claiming to be your new guardian angel from Heaven. At least he was cute

➤ 18+, implied sex, accidental voyeurism

➤ Saint Peter x human!GN!reader

➤ This is a long one! Hope you enjoy! Also my shit is never beta read so forgive any mistakes

You sighed loudly as you collapsed on your couch, so glad to finally be home after one of the worst days you've had in a while. Digging into your food, you browsed Netflix trying to find something good to watch so you could just sit back, eat, and relax. Even though you had an entire watchlist, nothing seemed appealing as you just threw on a movie you already watched ages ago just to have something on.

After finishing your food, you walked into the kitchen that was just a few steps away as your apartment was a studio, you put the dishes in the sink to clean later and refilled your drink. As you poured the liquid into the cup, a bright light suddenly engulfed you, causing you to flinch and get your drink all over the counter and floor. Covering your eyes, you gripped the glass as you wondered what the hell was that? After a few seconds, you deemed it to be safe and slowly removed one hand and opened your eye. Turning around, you gasped as you saw what looked to be an angel with white blonde hair and a worried expression looking at you. You couldn't believe your eyes.

"I'm sorry if I scared you! I didn't mean to are you ok?" The last sentence was rushed as he panicked, quickly walking over and making sure you're alright as he gently grabbed your shoulders. What was going on? Removing your other hand and opening your other eye, you just stared in shock and awe. You were nervous, very nervous. Were you dreaming? Did you die somehow? Your breathing got heavy as your mind raced with a million different possibilities when the angel cupped your face and spoke to you again, making sure you were looking at him.

"Hey, hey don't be scared! Oh Peter it's your first day as a guardian angel and you already scared your human..." He spoke to himself, very scared himself that he scared you. Wait- guardian angel?

"You're my...guardian angel?" You stared at him in even more shock. Angels are real. Guardian angels are real. And he was yours. Who even was he? You placed your hands on his shoulders as he smiled, it was a soft and awkward smile.

"Yes! Angels are sent down to Earth to watch over humans every so often to make sure they're on a path set for Heaven! You just so happened to be my assignment this time!" His mood instantly switched to happy and excited to talk about why he was sent down. You still were in a state of shock, slowly calming down from the inital scare as he removed his hands from your face and grabbed yours from his shoulders, holding them. The hold was firm yet gentle.

"And if this isn't all some dream...what is your name? Can I know the name of my guardian angel?" You spoke carefully, almost as if speaking any louder would fracture this whole interaction and you would wake up passed out on the couch. He then let your hands go and you started to mess with your fingers, biting your lip as you waited for his answer.

"Saint Peter" Saint Peter...that name was familiar. Wait- was this the same Saint Peter from the bible? You were familiar with Christianity but wasn't a believer, however you still couldn't fully believe depsite an angel straight up holding you.

"Oh well...my name is ___. Although, you probably knew that" You cracked a small smile yourself, the tension finally snapping and you started to accept the fact that this was real. There was no way you were tripping, you never did any hard drugs and barely drank alcohol, you were completely sober.

"Yeah, I uh...I did. Sorry if that's weird! I just-"

"No, no! It's fine! I would expect Heaven to know everything about me...God at least...or the other angels. Honestly you appearing out of nowhere was the weirdest thing that happened in my entire life so, you knowing my name is nothing" You chuckled and you watched as he chuckled with. Now that the adrenaline had worn off, you realized that he was incredibly cute. He was adorable!

"I'm still so sorry about that! This is the first time I ever was assigned to someone so...I got a little excited! Is there anything I can do to make up for it?" God- can you still say that?- he was the cutest thing ever. Oh no, were you forming a crush on him? On an angel? Your guardian angel?

"Hello? Are you there?" Peter's voice awakened you from your thoughts, shaking your head, you realized he was only a few inches from your face. Flustering and face warming, you jumped back and held your chest, damn! He was close! Too close!

"Oh shit I'm so sorry again! You weren't responding and I got concerned because you were staring off into space and I can't believe I scared my human again and-" You placed a hand on his shoulder as he started to ramble and look at the floor and you gave him a warm smile.

"It's ok Peter! You just wanted to make sure I was alright and you're new at this. If it makes you feel better- I'm glad I was your first assignment" His face went from anxious to awe, he stared at you with wide eyes and pale face turning to gold. Did angels have gold blood? Was he blushing?

"I- t-thank you! But seriously, if there's anything I can do to make up for scaring you twice now, please let me know!" He was so insistent on making it up to you, it made your heart do flips and butterflies form in your stomach. He might have been the only angel you've met, but he was certainly the cutest.

"I'll get back to you on that"

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One month had passed since Saint Peter revealed himself as your guardian angel and your life hadn't gotten any better, well, it still sucked but he was always there to cheer you up. You couldn't help but slowly form an all-consuming crush on him, how couldn't you? He was the most pure being you ever met and he was always there to make you feel better after a bad day.

However, the crush didn't stop there. It turned into something so downright sinful you couldn't bear to let Peter know that you wanted to fuck him. But how could you not? He was so innocent and pure it made your heart do flips and butterflies always swarmed in your stomach when he was around. Honestly it was hard not to just grab him and kiss him and touch him. But you didn't want him to do things he wasn't comfortable with and without consent. And you also didn't want to risk going to hell. So you kept it secret and all your rather...intimate nights alone thinking about him.

The day was going normal, it was a day without Peter as he didn't stay with you 24/7 but that wasn't a big deal. Sure, you missed him a lot when he was gone, but you're sure he had duties back up in Heaven too. You sighed as you sat on the couch, mindlessly scrolling through your phone before becoming bored of that and tossing it on the couch. You stare at it as you pick up the remote and try to find something on the TV to watch, also ending up being in a mindless state of searching. Then, you thought of Peter and how adorable he was, and then, you were horny.

"Fuck" You cursed at how easily you got horny, especially for him. You had a choice- be pent up and force yourself to not masturbate, or masturbate. "Shit," standing up, you tossed the remote on the counter and grabbed your phone, heading to your bedroom.

Shutting the door, you sighed and put your phone on the nightstand before opening the drawer to reveal the plethora of sex toys. It was a decent amount- you had needs that needed met. However shamefully, you had gotten a few more because of Peter. Laying down and leaning back on your pillows, you had grabbed one and placed it on your sex, turning it on and biting your lip as you started to masturbate. Moaning Peter's name, you thought of him and it made you feel so dirty.

Unfortunately, you didn't hear the door open until it was too late, the sound of gasping made you freeze. Wiping your head up, you saw as a panicking Peter had covered his eyes and turned away from you in the doorway.

"I'm so sorry I heard you call my name and I thought you were calling for me I'm so sorry!" The poor angel was entirely gold- he did mention that angels have gold blood- as he blushed at the fact that he caught you masturbating about him. Now you're the panicking one as you shove the toy away under your sheets. You couldn't bring yourself to say a single word before you watched him hurry away, however, you brought yourself to say one.

"Wait!" You held out your hand as he froze, breathing heavy, you said it again as you considered carefully about what you were going to say.

"I'm the one that should be sorry! I-I never should have thought about you like that...I...understand if you don't want to be my assignment anymore..." Shame flushed through your veins as the weight of the situation finally hit. This wasn't some silly crush for a normal human guy- it was of an angel who was the most purest being you had ever known. He probably thinks you're disgusting now, someone that does deserve to go Hell. It was silent for a good while, you're not sure for how long, but the one who broke it was Peter.

"I...you're not the only one. And it's wrong I know I know!" He turned and removed his hands from his face, causing you to stare at shock at what he said. He felt the same?

"Angels should never fall for humans but you were so cute and I just had these dirty thoughts I couldn't get rid of and-" He was speaking so fast but you managed to cut him off before he could ramble even more.

"And why can't you get rid of them?" You teased, confidence suddenly rising as you smirked at the angel. Crawling towards him on the bed, he stood completely still as you got closer, wearing nothing but your shirt.

"I-uhm you just do something to me I don't know why! You're adorable and attractive and I just...I shouldn't...pleasure myself it's wrong!" Bless his soul...you pat the bed and said "come here" Peter gulped as he obeyed, soon standing right up against the edge. He stared at you like a deer in headlights and it was the cutest thing. Then, you decided to be bold. You rushed up and grabbed his neck, pulling him into a kiss. At first he didn't move, then he started to kiss back a little. You could tell he didn't have much experience with other people if any at all. Your heart was beating as fast as can be as he shakily wrapped his arms around you. After a few minutes, you pulled away, completely out of breath and he was too. Taking his arms off of you, he looked down at his mouth before putting one of his hands up to lightly touch his lips.

"I think I'm in love with you" You barely heard it, but it made your heart swell. That was your key to grab him again and drag him down, kissing him even more than before running your hands through his hair. This time, he was more eager to kiss you back, he was ready.

"Call this the favor. You're not going to be able to walk after tonight"

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You awoke not with nobody by your side, but with your guardian angel all deshelved sleeping so soundly. That was the best sleep of your life. You had to untangle your body from his as you quietly shuffled to the bathroom to pee. You almost didn't want to leave him, but your bladder was too loud to ignore. Kissing his forehead, you made your way to the kitchen with only a large shirt on as you started to make breakfast.

The smell must have woken Peter up as he walked into the kitchen as well, yawning and rubbing his eye. Hair all down and messy, one wing up and one wing down, and his body was covered in your marks from last night and he was wearing nothing but his underwear he must have shrugged them on as they weren't even on all the way. Smiling, you watched as he sleepily slid into a dinning room chair.

"Good morning, my sweet angel"

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Adam and Saint Peter x reader ones hots coming this week!

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Adam with a bimbo s/o? I know it's not much to go off of but I'm a huge fangirl of your writing and I think you could do so well with this prompt! Have fun!!!

﹒﹒﹒dumb bitch

➤ Everyone knows you weren't the sharpest tool in the shed, you were pretty but dumb, you were always kind to everyone though. You somehow got the attention of the first man who didn't care how kind you were- he just wanted a good fuck

➤ 18+, sexual remarks, implied sex

➤ Adam x Bimbo!reader

➤ Hi yes this took literally 2 months I'm sorry I suck at requests in a managable time 😭😭😭

Adam first saw you and he immediately knew he wanted to fuck. I mean, you were HOT. So of course he hit his shot, he was the first man, Adam! Who wouldn't want the original dick?.

So, he shamelessly went up to you and flirted, causing you to blush and become flustered. You didn't know what he looked like under that mask but his voice was hot. He said he wanted to bring you to his room, what for? You weren't sure. But he he was cute, so you agreed.

He noticed that you weren't the smartest and you asked if you were going to watch movies or something, totally not understanding that he wanted to get freaky, and he sighed internally. He got a dumb bitch, didn't he? At least it'll make it easier for him to fuck you silly.

You laughed at his every joke even if they didn't hit as you walked towards his place, it was in the center of Heaven! How'd he manage that? That was only where the highest non human angels lived! You asked him and he sighed interally again before answering. "I'm the first mortal soul here Babe, I got the best of the best".

You both finally made it to his place and you just stared in awe at how pretty it was before oh! He started kissing you! That was unexpected, but you couldn't help but kiss back. Was this why he wanted to take you back? Not to watch movies? Things started to escalate and he dragged you into his bedroom where he shut the door.

Two weeks later, you two fucked regularly, Adam only saw you as a fuck buddy, but you considered it to be a relationship without even him knowing. So you always told people he was your boyfriend and when he finally found out, oh he was PISSED.

You were shocked when he said you two weren't dating, but how? You were together! You were fucking! You liked him! You started to cry because it hurt and he quickly shushed you, trying to calm you down but you kept sobbing.

He thought of something that normally he wouldn't agree to, but he- for some reason- felt terrible for making you cry. He told you that you can officially start dating and you squealed in delight and hugged him. Right after he felt like he was making a huge mistake, but couldn't help it when he felt his heart skip a beat when you hugged him. Oh no, was he forming feelings for you too?

Three months later and the relationship actually was pretty nice, Lute gave him hard shit at first but eventually ended up being fond over you- protective even. He doesn't do "romance" so he had to always get advice on what to do, but he was actually pretty happy with you. It shocked him, but you were such a pure soul he was almost thankful he agreed.

You were as happy as can be and on your first official date, you finally got to watch movies with him. Now every few dates, he always watches the newest movies that come out just to make you happy, he loves to see you smile.

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Hiii!!! I was wondering if you can do headcanons of what kinky/perv stuff that hazbin men (alastor, Lucifer, husk, Adam, val, etc) often do?

Plus I love your Adam fics!/headcanons

Have good day :3

﹒﹒﹒perversions of the soul

➤ [Separate] Lucifer, Adam, Val, Vox, and Saint Peter [Yall know I couldn't NOT include him, right?]

➤ 18+, sexual scenarios, sexual comments

➤ Hi, thank you for requesting! Because I don't write for Husk or Alastor won't include them, but I'll include the others! It's purely because I don't know how to write them in this way! I hope that's ok! :D

﹒﹒lucifer

He is a thighs man, he will stare at your thighs for hours if you let him. You've caught him so many times looking at your thighs and every time you lightly slap him on the shoulder because you know all he's thinking about is shoving his face in between them.

He loves to whisper dirty nothings into your ear to make you flustered in public, he lives for your reactions and red face as you try to remain calm. Just seeing your reactions and you slowly growing horny is enough to make him hard alone.

While that man can fuck good- he revels in giving oral sex to you whenever he can. He loves eating you out and sucking on you until you're cumming over and over again. He thinks you taste absolutely delicious and can't get enough of you. He's cum-drunk in all sense of the word.

﹒﹒﹒adam

This man isn't as kinky as you would originally think- but still explores sexually occasionally. However, if you got boobs, he will never get enough of them, and will motorboat them even if Lute is around. If you got a dick, best be ready for random crotch feel-ups at any given moment. If you don't have either/or- he will grab and pinch your ass and even smack it until its red.

He is big into you moaning, really big into it. It gets him off so easily, one little moan and he's at full mast. His main goal in bed is making you moan as loud as possible and when you do- well, expect to be getting a creampie.

Loves fangirls/fanguys and if you love him in his band before even personally knowing him, one stop to being given a...private show. He lives to see you get excited for his band and looking down at you from his stage, gives him the biggest serotonin rush (and another kind of rush) that slowly builds up over the course of the night as he gets sweaty and out of breath.

﹒﹒﹒valentino

Let's be real- what kinks doesn't this man have? There's many to chose from, but if I had to pick one- you being weak and powerless under him is one of his favorites. Watching you be completely at his disposal for any reason is a big yes to him.

Degredation is another one, oh boy, he loves making you feel like shit at any chance possible. He will tell you that you're a whore, a dirty slut, only good for being fucked by him and him alone.

He is possesive to the upmost degree and always makes sure to leave his marks all over you so others know that you are his. He always makes sure to parade you around the tower with you by his side so everyone knows not to fuck with you- messing with you or trying to fuck you.

Semi-public sex is his go-to when he needs a quickie, he loves fucking you in spaces where anyone can walk in and see you two going at it. He doesn't care who sees his body, he thinks it's hot as fuck and makes him even harder inside you if he hears someone walking by.

﹒﹒﹒vox

Just like Val- he is extremely possessive of what's his and makes it known. He doesn't display it publicly with you around as to not scare you off, but he makes sure every single person in the tower knows not to even touch you.

Biggest perv imaginable. Will watch you fuck yourself silly with toys even if he's just a room away. He never stops watching you, and I mean never. He always has to keep a close eye on you to make sure you don't fuck anyone else like Val or some ramdon schmuck off the street.

He loves getting his dick sucked above everything else, he loves the feeling of your pretty little lips wrapped around his cock swallowing all his cum down your throat. He loves to see you cry as you try to fit it all down, enjoys wiping them away and telling you that you're doing a good job.

﹒﹒﹒saint peter

That man is as innocent as can be what kinks could be possibly have? Well, he has a dirty little secret- one day he discovered that he got hard seeing you with ice cream all over your mouth and imagined it was cum. Naughty I know! Ever since he has not been able to let that thought go and guiltily imagines you sucking on his...

He always offers you ice cream just to watch you smother it all over your mouth as you eat it and he always acts nervous around you because he oh so badly wants to make his dirty fantasies real. But he can't just avoid you! You always ask why he likes ice cream so much and he simply says that it just tastes good.

He also would never admit that just you showing attention to him can get him riled up since almost every person that had crossed the gate never payed much attention to him. So when you showed interest in getting to know him and eventually dating him- he was down bad and it makes him act up a little.

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Not a request but was wondering if you’re doing okay?? It’s been awhile since you posted anything and I’m just worried 🫶🫶 please take careeee🌸

AWWEEE HI yes I'm doing ok! I've just been in a huge writing slump 😞

I may go on hiatus for a bit but right now I'm struggling to write anything for this fandom! I'll probably return writing for my main blog again but hopefully the motivation for this one comes back eventually. Don't worry new stuff will be posted eventually 😅😅😅

Thank you for the concern though! I'm not really a chatty person as I don't want shitposts clogging up my blog aimed for writing lol