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wait what happened to smiley didn’t they have an account-

I think so… I haven’t heard from Smiley again since I got sent here, though, so I don’t really know what’s up.

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>… wait, is that a threat or a reassurance?!

Yes

… I’m not confident that this will go well.

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God Is Coming For You

… wait, is that a threat or a reassurance?!

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Heaven Mystery Dungeon: Himejoshi Rescue Team

… I guess it is kinda like that, huh? And she is definitely a himejoshi… if I remember what it means.

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funfact God herself doesn't know how to get you out. Someone offered to write her yuri in exchange for getting you out but she has no idea how to do that. Good luck buddy

… what.

This is going to be a long day, huh?

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>Wait she fucking told you-?!

yeah

I… I’m not sure how I feel about that being up in the air…

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sorry about your toxic ex

Are we talking about-

Ah.

Wait she fucking told you-?!

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>Yes.

You're the only one who has given up. We're still trying to bring her back

D-don’t. Just… forget about me, okay? Just forget! Let me rot already! I used my last chance. She can’t be brought back, now leave me alone, before you— agg-hahhg-!

Various gagging noises.

… now I’ll have to clean myself up…

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>For what?

Do you even need to ask?

Yes.

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>There’s no point researching anything anymore… and I’m not wanted there…

Did I stutter. We'll find a way. We need more info

For what?

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>Not like I don’t deserve this…

Stop self deprecating and get your ass back on earth. We got research to do

There’s no point researching anything anymore… and I’m not wanted there…

And I’ve got the Sub-Sins to keep me company! Or, one of them, anyway… ehe… ugh, I’m pathetic…

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>W-what? Those are made for demons, not the devil! That’d be like… trying to summon an angel. It’s impossible. A-and I don’t even know how to make deals with souls!

What if I try to summon a devil, and you crash the ritual

I-I wouldn’t know how to! I-I’m fine down here, I swear, so… just leave it, okay? I don’t want anyone else getting hurt.

Not like I don’t deserve this…

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>I… I don’t think you can… good luck, but I don’t think there’s much possible.

If I try to summon you...

Do you remember which rituals worked? Like a soul deal?

W-what? Those are made for demons, not the devil! That’d be like… trying to summon an angel. It’s impossible. A-and I don’t even know how to make deals with souls!

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Thinking of a plan to bail you out. Just stay put for a sec

I… I don’t think you can… good luck, but I don’t think there’s much possible.

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//okay this is actually really funny but i can’t come up with an in character response for this

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>I just… let me… just let me rest…

...

*tries to spawn a comfortable room near you. If it doesn't work, they'd hand out a pillow and a blanket*

… thank you… for trying to make this… slightly more comfortable. I’ll… tuck myself in…

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//channeling both my inner layton from professor layton and my inner gerson from utdr for these asks//

//she is not taking it well ima be completely honest with ya

//im trying to figure out how to simulate crying through text