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the fucked up thing is that a white gilgamesh is actually a very pleasant beverage

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locktober -> no nut november -> denial december -> orgasm banuary -> no fap february -> starched march -> abstinence april -> zero play may -> zero goon june -> stay dry july -> abnegate august -> spurned september

#CELIBACY

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HEARTWARMING:

Mo & Krill is Overwatch's FIRST gay character! This is a BIG WIN for diversity in gaming, folks!

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topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know

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thinking about getting a huge scar across one of my eyes. might even pop a monocle or something in there idk

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having my cs degree taken away because i keep referring to the operating system as the computer's "noetic realm"

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It brings me no joy to announce that noted civil rights activist and former member of the t'ieves guild Remy Etienne "Gambit" LeBeau lost his greatest battle today to a 2005 Toyota Corolla

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important to remember that most people in the world are pretty dumb. really really important to remember that this includes yourself

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BRB, starting discourse about how "goth GF" memes are problematic because wanting a partner who will tell you how big your dick is in a flat monotone while avoiding eye contact is fetishising autistic people.

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its it's important to lie in bed and make yourself as scared as possible all the time

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it turns out that actually you never needed to be understood! what you really needed was to make the rest of the world just as incomprehensible as you are!

[YOU HAVE UNLOCKED BAD ENDING #4]