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Aemond after he hears that there is some fisherman in the Riverlands with dark curls, brown eyes and was found half dead in some shore with no memories-

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Only floris would be right tbh

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luke:*melancholically* i think i'm in love with aemond... aegon: umm... i'm sorry? luke:*sighs* i said i'm in... aegon: no, i heard you, i just really feel sorry for you, if it's true

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“My only love sprung from my only hate!

Too early seen unknown, and known too late!

Prodigious birth of love it is to me,

That I must love a loathed enemy.”

Romeo and Juliet by W. Shakespeare

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greetings, tis I, thou Snarry BANG Gift Exchange gift creator. oh shit the clock is starting to run down for the deadline for this. I have some options for you: 1) SURPRISE WITH POSSIBLE MINI FUCKS UPS: I create a thing, but possibly fuck up a few minor details about it, because I am trying to keep it a surprise and won't blatently ask you some things. 2) LESS OF A SURPRISE WITH LESS FUCK UPS: I create that same thing as above, but I ask you for some advice which will probably spoil you about what I am creating. 3) SURPRISE THAT I DON'T HAVE TO ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT: I create something different than the above idea which will be easier which I won't have to ask questions about!

So do I spoil some details by choosing 2? Or keep it a surprise? pick your poison thank you!

Option one sounds perfect, I don't mind a few "fuck ups", and I love surprises

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Carrying on with my Inquisition pin ups: the one and only Iron Bull ],) 

 Dawnstone suits him. 

Previous: Varric. 

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the dynamic of bull being the inquisitor's personal bodyguard and then the inquisitor taking bull along with them during hushed whispers is. painful, actually. he couldn't protect you. he couldn't protect anyone. he couldn't protect himself. but then he sees you again after a full year of torture, red lyrium growing from his bones and the blight being grafted into his skin, and you tell him that you'll fix this. you'll save him- your version of him, at least. and the only thing he can do is try to make up for the fact he couldn't protect you by sacrificing himself to let you get back to your timeline. im sick

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The best man in Thedas (objections are not accepted)

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the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)

god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah

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What are you doing, Solas?

inspired by this incredible Iron Bull and Solas chess game edit by LethallanTV

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I think it's funny that when Cassandra gathers ppl to save the world you get the (mostly) het Inquisition. But when Varric gathers people it's always a wild pack of deranged fruits, AKA the DA2 crew minus Sebastian (the dlc straight) and the Veilguard minus Solas (status pending)

Idk what to put as a ending post image so here's Varric with his cleavage out

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My gender is “boss,” and by that I mean specifically how The Iron Bull addresses the Inquisitor

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Dragon Age: Bi Panic

Call Jordan the 'Inquisitwhore' the way he's down bad for everyone.

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you, a fool: modern au morrigan would be so fancy and classy

me, an intellectual: black denim camo skirt with fringe

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I think hes shy